Jennette McCurdy is some wholesome actress from some show called iCarly a show that I doubt is still on TV, but when she was 20 it was on TV, and that was the ripe age weirdos who like watching kids TV shows for the pussy, both single and strange men and married and horny with their kids alike…just drawn to her youth, and able to jerk off to it thanks to PVR…. She was an aspiring singer, who didn’t make it as a singer, she’s still on TV on some show I doubt anyone has watched, and she’s also writing for magazines because she’s got a lot to say. She’s not the wholesome country girl you’d think someone named Jenette would be, but she’s from California, and just trying to get as much coverage as possible, like all California girls, it happens when you’re raised so close to Disney..and Hollywood… Throughout it all, she’s had a weak chin…and apparently big tits that she’s putting out to the internet because why not put them tits out there…people love tits…and it helps careers exist… The PR hustle I like. Way better than late night talk shows…and interviews and other nonsense.. Here she is singing wrecking ball because she’s more than just tits… The post Jennette McCurdy Nude on All Fours of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Zoey Deutch is known for being Juliet Martin on The CW television series Ringer, Maya Bennett on the Disney Channel television series The Suite Life on Deck, and Rose Hathaway in the 2014 film Vampire Academy. Which is code for – someone creepy dads jerk of to. Her mom is Lea Thompson … better known as Caroline in the City or the bitch in Howard the Duck -which is code for – someone creepy dudes jerk off to… Following the family…tradition, not that Caroline in the City was ever hot, but she did get famous which means she understood the hustle…of sucking the right dick…like Zoey’s dad Howard….nepotism! Nepotism, but that trust fund or throwing her to work at a young age to cash in on that money, doesn’t take away from the simple girl need to show her ass on the internet… The post Zoey Deutch Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Simone Biles conquered the world on Thursday night. We mean this almost literally, as the 19-year old gymnast earned the all-around Gold Medal in gymnastics with an overall total of 62.198 points. Now that she’s reached the top of her profession, what else is there for Biles to do? Catch a murderer, of course! Sort of. The incredible athlete had previously made it know that she loves to watch Pretty Little Liars online or on television; she’s a big fan of the Freeform series. Therefore, I. Marlene King responded to Biles’ victory this week with an open invitation to the young star. “Hey Simone, I heard you are a PLL fan… well, we are huge fans of yours and everybody there,” said King on Twitter. As you’ll see below, she then invited Biles to “come see us as soon as you get home, and brings your friends.” King is referring here to the “Final Five,” the nickname given to the Gold Medal-winning women’s gymnastics team. Hey @Simone_Biles ! @imarleneking wants you & the #FinalFive to come to PLL set when you get back – are you in? pic.twitter.com/zzMvR8mCkV — Pretty Little Liars (@PLLTVSeries) August 12, 2016 The executive producer also passed along her congratulations in a basic Tweet. Here it is: Is Biles interested in visiting the Pretty Little Liars set? In maybe walking on for a cameo down the line? Hmmm… it’s hard to say. Can you decipher her response? HA! We kid. She’s clearly beyond excited for this opportunity. Interestingly, there’s a history of Gold Medal-winning gymnasts making appearances in dramas aimed at a younger demographic. Back in 2012, Gabby Douglas captured the all-around crown and was then invited to make a cameo on The Vampire Diaries . You can see her on the episode titled “My Brother’s Keeper,” playing a girl who helps Caroline during the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant. Here is Douglas on the set of that CW series with a pair of familiar and handsome faces: Biles will undoubtedly have a bajillion offers headed her way over the coming days, weeks and months. You’ll see her on talk shows. You’ll see her in commercials. You’ll see her in interviews. But we’re guessing you’ll also see her on Pretty Little Liars at some point. She’s very obviously an enormous fan. And this just makes us love Simone Biles that much more. Congratulations to her and to all the American winners!
We beg you, please read this entire post before going out and buying bogus vagina pills just because Blac Chyna says so. It’s no secret that many celebrities, including Blac, shill products on Instagram to make a pretty easy buck. But some of these plugs are positively shameless and the products should not be purchased by anyone. Case in point: the “vaginal detox pearls” that Blac just promoted on her Insta. “Ladies have you been self conscious about whats going on down there? Men have you smelled anything funny about your girl lately?” she wrote in the caption. And now, some actual common sense: Ladies, if you notice a foul odor emanating from your hoo-ha and have some concerns, TAKE IT TO A DOCTOR. DO NOT shove these herbal balls in your girl because Blac Chyna tells you to, for the love of all that is holy. This is what they look like: Blac also listed some of the conditions these “magic” pearls are purported to treat, including fibroids, cysts, yeast infections and polyps. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! If you have one of the conditions listed above, these voodoo balls won’t help you. And for the average woman, chances are, your lady garden is just fine and needs no detoxing. Your vag is a self-cleaning organ and purges itself monthly, but if there is truly something funky going on, it might be an infection that should be assessed by a physician – NOT AN INSTAGRAM MODEL. Of course, I’m just a writer. But here is a doctor who says the same . We understand that Rob Kardashian really enjoys Blac’s vagina , but I can almost guarantee it has nothing to do with this product. If you’d like to see how much Blac may have made just to post a photo of these dubious suppositories, check out the gallery below: View Slideshow: Instagram’s Top-Earning Celebs: You Won’t BELIEVE How Much They Make!
So… that was quite the disappointment, wasn’t it? The CW hyped The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 14 as a major crossover event, with Stefan finding his way to New Orleans in order to avoid Rayna Cruz. And this aspect of the hour was not a let down. It made sense for Stefan to take shelter in Klaus’ favorite bar because its magical powers made it impossible for a locator spell to track him down there. And it was fun to see these old friends (enemies? Let’s just call them frenemies …) banter back and forth. It was also jarring: remember when Klaus first arrived on the scene in Mystic Falls? And he was billed as the most fearsome for our heroes would ever encounter? Who ever could have guessed he’d end up anchor The Originals as a protagonist? Talk about a character who has come a long way. After learning that Stefan was on the run from The Huntress, Klaus initially went off on his drinking buddy, questioning why he dared to bring such a dangerous problem to New Orleans. But after he tossed Stefan out on the street, he ended up on the phone with Caroline and realized that she really did care about Stefan. So if Klaus really did care about Caroline, as we all know he does, he’ll go lend the marked vampire a hand. That’s how we concluded this episode of The Vampire Diaries Season 7 , with Klaus telling Stefan they were going to see a witch who could help with his Rayna Cruz problem. View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! It was the rest of the episode that pretty much sucked. Caroline accompanied Alaric to Dallas with his twins, clearly taken by the kids she birthed and clearly interested in staying with them. We know this is what happens due to the flash forwards, of course, which removes a great deal of the drama ahead. Yes, it was cool to see awhile back that Caroline is engaged to Alaric and that they are raising daughters together. But that shock has now worn off and we’re left with a storyline whose ending we already know. The worst storyline this week, however, centered on Enzo. It turns out that he’s been working with some mysterious group called The Armory because the woman in charge promised him information about his family in exchange for his help capturing Rayna Cruz. That’s it. That’s all Enzo needed to hear in order to turn his back on his friends. By sheer coincidence, the woman then told Enzo that his father founded The Armory and that she’s actually related to him. It was all felt very forced and very random, as if the writers knew they needed to find an arc for Enzo and just invented this out of thin air. Finally, we’ll supposedly see the last of Damon on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 15 because Bonnie nearly died saving his life and he’s sick of putting the lives of those close to him in jeopardy. But we clearly know Damon isn’t going anywhere. We’ll tune in next week just to see what Damon is talking about when it comes to disappearing forever, but if The Armory is really about to become a central focus of The Vampire Diaries, we may be tuning out after that.
Damon took quite a few hits on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 12 . We mean this literally. Totally distraught over what he did to Elena last week, Damon set out to punish himself. When we first saw the destroyed hero, he was lying in the middle of the street, just as he was when he met Elena way back in the day. He then killed the poor pedestrian who stopped to see if Damon was okay… before heading to Mystic Grill and slicing off the head of one of Julian’s cronies. Just as Julian was about to drive a stake through Damon’s heart, though, he realized the sort of pain his nemesis was in and decided on a different course of action instead: Apparently Julian has been running some kind of underground fight club and he offered Damon the chance to punish himself mentally by getting punished physically. And Damon was all for it! View Slideshow: 15 Best Shows in CW History: Ranked! He disposed of his first couple foes, using a stake illegally tossed into the ring by a random hot waitress the second time, before it was time for him to take on Julian. But just as Julian was about to kill Damon once and for all, Valerie swooped in with a spell that caused Julian a lot of pain and Stefan was able to drag Damon away to safety. Once outside, though, Damon owned up to how he burned Elena alive and Stefan reacted by slugging his troubled brother a few times in the face. OUCH! But this wasn’t it for either brother: Damon went home and was paid a visit by the aforementioned hot waitress. She brought tequila and a willingness to have sex. Stefan, meanwhile, was finally sick and tired of Julian, blaming him for sending Damon into The Phoenix Stone and teaming with Valerie on a cloaking spell. She made him invisible to everyone else and then Stefan yanked out Julian’s heart. Rest in peace, man. NOT! Elsewhere this week: The pretty cop who tossed Matt in jail last week followed him to Mystic Falls and nearly got herself killed in the process. She now knows all about vampires. Caroline learned, the painful way, that her babies are syphoning her vampire power. Bonnie, Mary-Louise and Nora tracked The Huntress to a mental institute in Ohio after receiving postcards with an X on them, the signal that she was coming after all who had been stabbed with her sword. But they just found an old lady there, someone who at first lied about being the Huntress, but then told Bonnie the truth and was about to kill her… … when Enzo randomly showed up. After Bonnie left to find Mary-Louise and Nora, she returned to find that Enzo had stolen the Huntress away. To where?!? To some kind of chamber, where he burned her old body and where a younger version then appeared, still stuck behind glass. But she clearly becomes UNstuck at some point because we ended the episode by flashing three years into the future and getting a look at her at the news station building, holding both Stefan and Damon hostage. Where will this all go on The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Episode 13 ? We can’t wait to find out!
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