Raquel Zimmermann is a model who I generally think looks like a monster…but when she’s topless for Vogue…she’s pretty lovely…which means that if you take a big, broad woman who is proportionate, make her up, light her, hire the best photogs and get her naked…she’s good. Maybe I just like that Vogue are softcore Pornographers, like Penthouse or Hustler in the 70s, only their Editor’s not getting shot like Larry Flynt did for Hustler… I just think it’s funny that porn influenced fashion….paved the fucking way…reminding us all that it’s ok to be sleazy…someone will rip you off and monetize it better than you eventually.
Here’s a preview of Vanessa Hudgens for Flaunt Magazine…that doesn’t look anything like Vanessa Hudgens. Maybe I just view her as this chubby, hairy, little monkey…who despite being cute, has no real sex appeal. Like she leaked nude pics from when she was 17, and no one really cared, except her legal team, because she has no sex appeal. They were the kind of nudes you were like “oh that’s just a hairy naked girl, whatever”….you know the kind of pic that made you understand how a doctor doesn’t get hard when girls get naked in his office…you know…non-sexual nudity…which sucks…but looks like she’s turning that around, at least in this one pic.
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson…did the ice bucket challenge… I can’t figure out if this is erotic, or cute, or funny, or annoying, but I can say that I like little hairy monkey Vanessa Hudgens better than Benson, and I like Benson better topless, and I like both of them better when they were in Spring Breakers together having a threesome in a pool, which I guess is a better version of them being wet…for charity, or really for anything…especially when in another language… Springbreakers-1
I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
I realize that I should probably start leaving the house and doing something called living, you know rocking’ my own life…because the highlight of my day is Vanessa Hudgens in these shorts and I don’t even give a fuck about Vanessa Hudgens. I find her some ethnic looking pudgy thing that barely has any talent or redeeming qualities. The kind of girl who is just riding being cute in her youth with a little edgy slut kick that lead to her releasing nudes…but for some reason, a reason I call short, tight, shorts…I am in love…at least with the idea of Vanessa Hudgens. I want to sing her hairy little cooch love songs…but in my defence…I love all hairy little cooch…so maybe it’s got nothing to do with Vanessa Hudgens…just with everything she represents…and in reality, my life is depressing whether Vanessa Hudgens shorts are the highlight of my day or not. Take it all in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Apparently, when Vanessa Hudgens posts a fourth of July pic…no one notices… It’s like the only thing that works for this one is nude selfies, before nude selfies were really a thing. She was an innovator, who paved the way for nude selfies before selfie was even in the dictionary… But for some reason, she fell off course, she didn’t embrace being one of the first at it, and instead got boring as fuck… It’s like when someone is good at something, they get bored of that thing, and instead do other things they fail at…like these bikini selfies… When it comes to Vanessa Hudgens…I need bush. Here’s one of her instagram videos…that seems normal… The rumor is that Vanessa Hudgens is 100% not retouched for this BONGO Campaign….She just has 1000 dollar a day make-up artist applied hair and make-up… TO SEE HER IN PAPARAZZI PICS IN SHORTS BENDING OVER CLICK HERE
Anyone who’s seen Vanessa Hudgens in Spring Breakers knows that the former Disney star isn’t exactly shy about showing off her fit figure. Even so, the prospect of modeling for an international ad campaign without any retouching on your photos would frighten the most flawless of Hollywood veterans. But that’s just what Vanessa did for her latest Bongo jeans shots: Vanessa Hudgens for Bongo Jeans 1. Vanessa Hudgens: Photoshop Free! Vanessa poses for Bongo Jeans. All of the shots for the campaign are unretouched. “The clothes make me feel carefree and confident, which is why I love that the final ad images are unretouched,” says Vanessa. “It’s so important for girls to remember that real beauty shines from within and I’m so proud that Bongo is choosing to send such a positive message with this campaign.” So yes, positive message, a little free press for the brand, and Vanessa gets to avoid PR disasters like the recent Kim Kardashian Photoshop fail . That’s what you call a win-win-win. All of the ads will feature the caption, “100 percent unnatural. Unretouched and unfiltered. This is the real Vanessa Hudgens.” Jump into the gallery above to see Vanessa at her un-‘shopped finest. We’re not sure how exactly Vanessa’s perfectly toned figure sends a message about inner beauty, but we’re certainly not complaining. Oh, and don’t forget to check out what can happen when retouching goes wrong in the slideshow below. Think before you Photoshop, kids! 15 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch.
Here’s a song that should get your through the summer… I can only assume it was styled by Vanessa Hudgens still riding her Springbreakers glory…or maybe this girl is just a super fan.. Either way, Awesome song… Here’s another song, that I watched on mute, but that features girls making out…
This bikini babe is a Hollyweird star who was once half of an industry “It Couple.” They’ve since parted ways but she’s still making waves — in Hawaii this week! Any guesses who she is? Hit the flip for the answer!
Some celebrity hotties see the paparazzi coming when they’re in their workout gear and try and cover up ( Vanessa Hudgens , I’m looking at you), but not Emmy Rossum here, who instead decided to give us an even better look at her sexy stomach. So to all you hotties out there, take note: why put in all that work at the gym if you’re not going to show it off? And if the paparazzi aren’t around, well, that’s what selfies sent to your favorite blogger’s inbox are for. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →
