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Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day

I still like Jessica Alba….despite all she has going against her….mainly being older and a mom of two….two things that generally make me want to move onto appreciating younger pussy that hasn’t been ravaged by the horrible nightmare that is marketed as a miracle…child birth….but for some reason….I’m into her…. She’s like the bitch you fucked in your 20s, who is now a mom, married and miserable in her upper middle class life, hitting you up on facebook for another round cuz her husband is out of town at a conference and she’s ready to cheat….and she’s chosing you… cuz you’ve been there, you always had a connection and most importantly no one she knows would believe you if you told anyone what happened so you can’t extort her, and why would you, she’s the one who got away and you’ve been jerking off to memories of her like you were a chick in your bath and not into porn the last decade…..dying to experience her and her rich and fancy smells and maintained body even if it has baggage like kids and less tight vagina….things you normally hate…..but her wanting you to lick her asshole before fucking it like you used to, something her vanilla lawyer or doctor or whatever husband doesn’t do to her….makes it all worth it. It’s one of those brokeback mountain “I can’t quit you” situations, just less homo…and here is Alba, mom pussy, mom body and all in some magazine for no real reason…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Jessica Alba Hot in Jack Magazine Italy of the Day

Lourdes Leon Material Girl Beauty Faves

“I really like the vanilla body lotion,” Lourdes Leon told us while experimenting with some of the beauty buys. “It smells really good, fresh, like you just rubbed vanilla essence all over you … which is good!” What do teenagers love? According to 14-year-old Lourdes Leon, it’s fresh and fruity scents, dramatic nail polish colors and of course, pretty party dresses. The budding designer, who oversees Macy’s Material Girl line with mom Madonna, recently unveiled the latest offerings for the bra

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Britney Spears Finally Loses Her Shit Again of the Day

I have no fucking idea what is going on in these pictures…I just know the shit is fucking amazing…Britney Spears has finally brought back what she’s good at and that’s losing her fucking shit…Part of me wants to know what triggered this…was it a bad Starbucks experience cuz she went with the Vanilla Bean Latte instead of her regular Mocha, or is there more to the story…I need to see this in video to either try to understand what the deal is but mainly to laugh at or jerk off to which is a nice change of pace as I normally cry when I jerk off…and that’s really all I have to say about that… Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Finally Loses Her Shit Again of the Day

Is Your Mom a Rockin’ Mom?

Some moms aren't always the “Cozy Vanilla” type as this video reveals; they can also be cool and hip with a rockin' tattoo! Is your mom a “Rockin' Mom”? Do you know how cool mom can be? Find out how cool mom really is and have her take Lovin' Scoopful's personality/flavor matching quiz, it's fun and simple! Become a fan and click on the 'What Flavor” tab: http://www.facebook.com/lovinscoopful added by: LovinScoopful

Vanilla Ice — I’m Going to Gary Coleman’s Memorial

Filed under: Gary Coleman , Vanilla Ice , R.I.P. TMZ has learned Vanilla Ice is committed to attending Gary Coleman ‘s upcoming memorial service — which begs the obvious question … why? Turns out Vanilla and Gary hit it off when Coleman guest starred on an episode of “The Surreal Life” back in 2004… Read more

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Jesse James Accused of Cheating on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee in "Bombshell" Scandal

Tens of millions saw Sandra Bullock thank her husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side this month. Little did we know … She might have chosen different words had she known about his torrid 11-month affair with tattoo model Michelle McGee, which In Touch Weekly alleges today. The worst part of the scandal, if you buy it, is that McGee, who goes by the nickname “Bombshell,” says James told her he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle said . “He gave me the impression they were separated.” The impression? Whatever impression he made, it was lasting. With Sandra in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side , Michelle says she had sex at least once a week with James . I s Sandra Bullock’s husband guilty of the ultimate betrayal? Far from a one-night stand, the Monster Garage star’s relationship with Michelle was McGee “intimate and highly charged.” We’re talking prolonged boinkage people. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who apparently does not wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, the Vanilla Gorilla, since he is so “well-endowed.” Okay, we really hope this story is made up. For Sandra’s sake, and for our own. We may need to poach the In Touch writer who came up with that for a job at THG. As for how they met, McGee said she “sent West Coast Choppers a friend request” because she hoped to snag a modeling gig there. Jesse James personally replied. From the start, it was never about business . “He started saying, ‘Do you want to hang out?’” A week after he got in touch, Michelle drove two hours from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in L.A. After taking Michelle on a tour, “We ended up on the couch,” she says. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘So what’s going on with you and Sandra?’” “He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, I can’t talk about it.’” Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle did her thing! “We had intimate relations two or three times,” she said, and began what she calls a serious relationship, meeting up for sex at least twice a week for five weeks. Man. If this report is true, all we can say is this: Bad Vanilla Gorilla. Bad .

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Jesse James Accused of Cheating on Sandra Bullock with Michelle McGee in "Bombshell" Scandal

Mo’Nique vs. Precious: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Mo’Nique and Gabourey Sidibe are stunning audiences with their knockout performances in the film “Precious.”Question is…

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Vanilla Ice ‘Oozes’ in Vegas

Filed under: Wacky & Weird , Hot Vegas Here’s some video of Vanilla Ice performing this weekend in Las Vegas because, well, it’s Labor Day and why the hell not.While at New York, New York’s Rok bar, Ice sang the best song ever willed into existence — “The Ninja Rap” from “Teenage Mutant … Permalink

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