I am not going to research this model Aymeline Valade…Her name is ridiculous and I have posted her Tit for Fashion at least once before, which to me means she’s relevant enough, and I guess Vanity Fair France agrees with, as they should…because I am an expert at this stuff…I’ve made a shitty fucking life out of it…and I have the curse of telling people I have a blog, like i”m a 15 year old girl who doesn’t have her driver’s license yet, and has no choice but to blog to entertain herself…only unlike a 15 year old girl…I am not fun to look at myself in the mirror while I masturbate during some teenage self discover…if anything I am scary. These pics of Aymeline Valade aren’t that great – but nipple carries them for me…and for you.
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Kate Upton Wishes She Had Smaller Bust, Praises Cameron Diaz’ Figure Awwwww, poor thang!!! Via NY Post: They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them. “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs,” the supermodel and actress tells Britain’s The Sun on Sunday. “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up,” she confesses of her two biggest assets. At least twice a day she wishes she were smaller up top, Upton, 21, admits. “But the grass is always greener, as they say!” If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s. “If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons.” Upton is making her “serious” acting debut with the upcoming “The Other Woman,” and she cites Cameron Diaz as possessing the ideal physique. “In my eyes, Cameron Diaz has the perfect figure,” she gushed. Hmmmm…we beg to differ there, Kate! SMH. WENN
The Internet was taken aback this week when a photo of Julia Louis-Dreyfus nude on the Rolling Stone cover went viral. Because the star’s body is covered by the Constitution? Partly. But mostly because it’s Julia Louis-Dreyfus! She’s someone you associate with actual muffin tops, thanks to a classic Seinfeld episode, not bodily muffin tops. Still, the multiple-time Emmy winner isn’t alone when it comes to baring (almost) all on the cover of a national magazine. Far from it, in fact. Below, we’ve collected a number of these memorable poses, from those you’d most expect (hi, Lindsay Lohan!) to those you’d least expect: 16 Celebrities Who Have Gone Naked on Magazine Covers Open Slideshow 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. View As List 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. 2. Jada Pinkett Smith Nude Jada Pinkett Smith got very much naked for this Essence cover. It’s a side typically reserved for Will Smith. 3. Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless Looking good, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal! We may have to go see Love and Other Drugs based on this EW cover. 4. Katy Perry Esquire Cover Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG. 5. Kim Kardashian W Cover Kim Kardashian going naked isn’t all that shocking. But this isn’t a Playboy cover, folks. 6. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 7. True Blood Stars Cover Rolling Stone Think this Rolling Stone cover is racy? You should see the show! 8. Christina Aguilera: Naked for GQ Christina Aguilera strips WAY down for this cover of GQ. Ogle away, fellas. Ogle away. 9. Rihanna Topless in Esquire UK Rihanna is topless on the new issue of Esquire UK. We are shocked by this news let us tell you. 10. Joanna Krupa: Nude for Maxim Joanna Krupa is never shy about taking her clothes off. She does so here for an issue of Maxim. 11. Nude Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is nice and naked for the this issue of GQ. Inside, the article focuses on Aniston’s movie career, her relationship with John Mayer and… who cares?!? She’s naked! 12. Padma Laksmi: Nude for Page Six Padma Laksmi is known for her cooking. But she really sizzles on this magazine cover! 13. Gisele: Nude for Vanity Fair You are a lucky man, Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen proves why on this Vanity Fair cover. 14. Kate Winslet Naked Kate Winslet got nice and naked for this cover of Vanity Fair. The actress, inside, talks about life growing up as an overweight child. 15. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley in Vanity Fair Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley team up here to get naked for Vanity Fair. 16. Lindsay Lohan for New York Magazine Lindsay Lohan does her best Marilyn Monroe impression here for New York Magazine. That means getting naked, of course.
Lindsay Lohan and David Letterman prank called his (their?) longtime quasi-nemesis Oprah during a taping of this evening’s episode of The Late Show. It was funny stuff, as Letterman pretended to be Lohan’s “secretary” as he called up Oprah from his desk, leading to some confusion on Winfrey’s end. Then things got emotional after Dave revealed his true identity and asked O how the troubled actress and Lindsay docu-series star is really doing lately … Lindsay Lohan, David Letterman Prank Call Oprah “I think she’s doing really OK,” Oprah told David Letterman. “I think to have cameras following you around for every phase of your life, and you’re trying to pull your life together, I think that’s a really difficult thing.” Hearing the supportive words, LiLo teared up … and sounded like an 85-year-old chain smoker, but that’s beside the point (and nothing new at this point). We’re glad to hear Winfrey still has faith in her. For now. Lindsay Lohan: LINDSAY Reality Show Clips Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Called Out By Life Coach Lindsay Lohan’s life coach questions her sobriety on the latest edition of LINDSAY. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Called Out By Life Coach Lindsay Lohan’s life coach questions her sobriety on the latest edition of LINDSAY. 2. Lindsay Lohan Life Coach Quits Lindsay Lohan’s life coach quits on the latest episode of LINDSAY. 3. Lindsay Lohan Relapses Lindsay Lohan admits she’s stumbled on her road to recovery on the latest edition of LINDSAY. 4. Oprah to Lindsay Lohan: Cut the Bullshit! Oprah straight up OWNs Lindsay Lohan in this clip. See what we did there? 5. Lindsay Lohan: Still Sober? Has Lindsay Lohan maintained her sobriety? We would not wager a ton of money on it. 6. Lindsay Lohan: This is My Last Shot A clip from Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan docu-series, LINDSAY, shows Lohan talking about how this is her last shot. 7. Lindsay Lohan: I’m a Prisoner A clip from Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan docu-series, LINDSAY, shows the star talking about feeling like a prisoner in her own life. 8. Lindsay Lohan on Trust Issues A clip from Oprah’s Lindsay Lohan docu-series, LINDSAY, shows Lohan talking about her trust issues. 9. Lindsay Lohan: Under the Microscope Lindsay Lohan says she’s living under a microscope these days. Hard to argue. 10. Lindsay Lohan Shares Private Thoughts From Rehab Lindsay Lohan shares her private thoughts in OWN’s new reality series LINDSAY. 11. Lindsay Lohan: “Close” to Drinking Again In this clip from her OWN reality show, Lindsay says she’s frequently tempted to drink. The actress adds that she’s sober for the time being. What do you think? Can Lindsay Lohan stay clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Sean Penn’s daughter is all grown up and she’s sharing her assets with the world in the new issue of Treats magazine. The 22-year-old model appears naked on the cover and semi-dressed throughout a revealing spread by photographer Tony Duran. “I knew his photography from before I was asked to shoot and really admired him as an artist,” Dylan said of Duran. The young Ms. Penn is just one of the many models and actresses who have recently gotten nude for national magazines . Duran says Dylan may be able to follow in her legendary father’s acting footsteps, as she underwent a full transformation for the camera. “I watched, for glimmering moments, the tomboy leave Dylan’s body,” said the photographer. “I was there to capture those moments and document the beginnings of what I am sure will be a powerful woman and beauty icon.” Dylan’s father has yet to offer his opinion of the photos, but it’s not the fist time Dylan has gone topless and given Sean’s history of bad boy behavior, it would be sort of hypocritical of him to lay a guilt trip on her. Based on the photo above, we’d say Dylan has definitely outgrown her tomboy phase and she seems to feel just as comfortable in front of the camera as her dad. Check out Treats magazine for more on Dylan Penn’s modeling career . 16 Celebrities Who Have Gone Naked on Magazine Covers Open Slideshow 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. View As List 1. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Nude Julia Louis-Dreyfus is very nude on this cover of Rolling Stone. And she looks very good. 2. Jada Pinkett Smith Nude Jada Pinkett Smith got very much naked for this Essence cover. It’s a side typically reserved for Will Smith. 3. Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal Topless Looking good, Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal! We may have to go see Love and Other Drugs based on this EW cover. 4. Katy Perry Esquire Cover Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG. 5. Kim Kardashian W Cover Kim Kardashian going naked isn’t all that shocking. But this isn’t a Playboy cover, folks. 6. Miley Cyrus Topless Cover Miley Cyrus isn’t wearing a shirt for this cover of Rolling Stone. What do you think of the racy pic? 7. True Blood Stars Cover Rolling Stone Think this Rolling Stone cover is racy? You should see the show! 8. Christina Aguilera: Naked for GQ Christina Aguilera strips WAY down for this cover of GQ. Ogle away, fellas. Ogle away. 9. Rihanna Topless in Esquire UK Rihanna is topless on the new issue of Esquire UK. We are shocked by this news let us tell you. 10. Joanna Krupa: Nude for Maxim Joanna Krupa is never shy about taking her clothes off. She does so here for an issue of Maxim. 11. Nude Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston is nice and naked for the this issue of GQ. Inside, the article focuses on Aniston’s movie career, her relationship with John Mayer and… who cares?!? She’s naked! 12. Padma Laksmi: Nude for Page Six Padma Laksmi is known for her cooking. But she really sizzles on this magazine cover! 13. Gisele: Nude for Vanity Fair You are a lucky man, Tom Brady. Gisele Bundchen proves why on this Vanity Fair cover. 14. Kate Winslet Naked Kate Winslet got nice and naked for this cover of Vanity Fair. The actress, inside, talks about life growing up as an overweight child. 15. Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley in Vanity Fair Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley team up here to get naked for Vanity Fair. 16. Lindsay Lohan for New York Magazine Lindsay Lohan does her best Marilyn Monroe impression here for New York Magazine. That means getting naked, of course.
Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret Model and I guess Sports Illustrated model, who is from Portugal and for some reason, that I assume involves sucking a lot of dick, has left her fishing village and become this model… Now you won’t care about this at all, that’s why I posted some titty pics of her below, because you get what you want, and I get to call her out for her desperate instagram picture of the editor boss lady at Sports Illustrated, wishing her a happy birthday, despite never posting a pic of her and anyone else, wishing them a happy birthday, making me question her intentions in wishing that happy birthday ,even though everything she probably does is in efforts to advance her career…and I guess I just find desperation funny even when it happens at this high level…when I’m used to it happening with homeless bitches. “Book me next year, I’m so nice, I wish you happy birthday, Book me next year”….I love obvious, transparent, good intentions for personal gain…
Scarlett Johansson is pregnant with her first kid, I assume it was a planned thing, that’s why she’ booked as many jobs as possible, did the press for all those jobs, as a form of banking her money for time she may want to take off, not that she doesn’t have a ton of money, but it is always good to get more, before banging yourself into what may finally put you over the edge as a chubby girl, now with a mom body, who no one cares about because your raspy voice is always the same in every fucking movie…so in her last hurrah, like she was Megan Fox or another mom who hasn’t been able to make a comeback since her vagina was shredded, because let’s face it, they are both equally not talented, and both equally overhyped, from the same era…thus old… Here are some cleavage pics from May Vanity Fair…
Selena Gomez did a good job keeping up her recent hot streak by also bringing some serious hotness to the 86th annual Oscars last night. Here she is at the Vanity Fair Oscar party looking all done up and classy, and while normally I prefer to see a hottie like Selena in something slightly more casual (like say, short shorts or a bikini ), I’m definitely digging these pictures. She cleans up nice. It’s enough to make me wish I’d tried to crash this thing. If only I’d gotten my tuxedo t-shirt back from the cleaners in time. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
