So Vanity Fair is releasing their special comedy issue, and got a bunch of comedy stars together for a big photoshoot, including Megan Fox and Leslie Mann for the cover. Leslie’s looking good, but I never realized Megan was a comedian before. Huh, I guess you learn something new every day. I still think these pictures would’ve been much funnier with Megan in a bikini too, but clearly I’m no comedy expert. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely
Don’t use the term “killer whale” in front of Marion Cotillard. In her new Oscar contender Rust and Bone , the actress may play a whale trainer who loses her legs to one of the creatures, but at an advance screening of the picture in New York on Thursday, Cotillard told me she prefers the term “orca.” Free Willy the movie is not, but that didn’t stop Cotillard from bonding with her new aquatic pals. In my red carpet interview, below, Cotillard also has something to say about Americans who don’t watch French films. Cotillard looked stunning in Christian Dior, who hosted the screening along with Vanity Fair and The Cinema Society. Rust and Bone hits theaters Nov. 23. Follow Movieline on Twitter . Follow Grace on Twitter .
Sienna Miller may have given birth in July , but fans of the actress can enjoy the sight of her knocked up by Tom Sturridge for all of eternity, thanks to artist Jonathan Yeo. He has pained a portrait of Miller naked and pregnant, which will be included in his “(I’ve Got You) Under My Skin” exhibition at the Circle Culture Gallery in Berlin. “I wanted an image that epitomized the human body in its most naturally beautiful state,” Yeo says of the idea, adding: “It has been 22 years since a pregnant Demi Moore caused uproar by posing for Annie Leibovitz on the cover of Vanity Fair . In that time society has become almost completely desensitized to the daily exposure to people who have surgically distorted their appearance for artificial reasons. “Yet certain sections of society are still uncomfortable with the appearance of pregnancy and images of naked expectant mothers are rarely seen.” Rarely seen? That’s not exactly true, as these celebrities have proven over the years: What do you think of the Sienna Miller portrait? It is… So hot! So not! View Poll »
The nice thing about Kate Moss is that along with her rockstar lifestyle…comes a willingness to get naked all the fucking time…whether it is for free or paid…making these Vanity Fair pics…from an article that talk about her Johnny Depp obsession and her depression at 17…amongst other shit we don’t give a fuck about cuz we all have problems and we aren’t as rich and good looking as this cunt…so as far as I’m concerned she’s got it fucking made…. Here are the pics
Zahia Dehar is amazing….sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…and her hair may be fucking clown-like and ridiculous….but her body is so fucking good….all that doesn’t matter at all…what matters is that she’s made her way onto the paparazzi’s radar and now she’s getting half naked….cuz with this body she fucking should always be dressed like this….but maybe I’m biased, cuz I love teen prostitutes…cuz they get what’s actually important in life… For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal… She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC ….. a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag Making big moves I like watching her make…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
James Bond is not going all emo on us. In a new Vanity Fair cover story on 007 actor Daniel Craig , the actor defends the tear his character shed over the death of the girlfriend who betrayed him, and says Bond is not getting soft. “He didn’t sob. There was, like, a tear in his eye. No snot coming out of his nose, you know,” Craig says in the magazine’s November issue, which is out this month. With the latest Bond adventure, Skyfall , set for a Nov. 9 release date, Craig talks to the magazine about the responsibilities that come with the character. “Pierce [Brosnan] used to say that it’s like being responsible for a small country. It’s kind of like you have to look after it diplomatically. I kind of get that, but I can’t really say that’s my deal. I’m not going to be the poster boy for this. Although I am the poster boy.” And being the face of one of the biggest money-making franchises in cinema has its drawbacks. “You talk to people in the movie business who have been doing this 40 years and they all say the difference is that, back in the day, you could go and have a drink in the bar, get drunk, fall over, have a good time, relax,whatever, and no one would know about it. But now everyone’s got a camera” Craig says. So you can’t live a normal life anymore. Because it will become public knowledge that you’ve whatever—gotten drunk in a bar or skinny-dipped on a beach or something. Things that normal people do occasionally. And in a way that’s kind of—I’ve got to be high-class. I’ve done a lot of things in my life. But you have to think in that way. Which is sad, because I like bars.” The actor also takes a pragmatic look at the Heineken product-placement deal that will have the martini-drinking Bond drinking its beer in Skyfall. “Heineken gave us a ton of money for there to be Heineken in a shot in a bar. So, how easy is that? Just to say, O.K., there’s Heineken. It’s there—it’s in the back of the shot. Without them, the movie couldn’t get sold, so that all got kind of blown up. ‘Bond’s new drink is a Heineken.’ ” Craig says, pointing out atht Bond “likes a lot of drinks—Heineken, champagne; it’s all in there.” Not that Craig will totally sell out in the name of product placement. “I’ll drink a beer in the shot, I’m happy to, but I’m not going to do an ‘ Ahhhhh ’ [pantomiming an actor looking refreshed]. And I would say this because they’re paying, but they’re kind of respectful about it. They don’t want to screw the movie up.” If you need more Bond, check out Annie Leibovitz’s shoot with Craig here. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter.
‘I think you have to at least be on a cable show first,’ the ‘Family Guy’ funnyman joked last year when MTV News asked if he’d be up for the job. By Kara Warner Seth MacFarlane at the 2011 Vanity Fair Oscar party Photo: George Pimentel/ WireImage
Okay, so you’ve devoured Maureen Orth’s Vanity Fair cover story on Scientology’s work-intensive but ill-fated attempt to pair Tom Cruise with Scientologist actress Nazanin Boniadi — a name that will launch a thousand late-night talk-show jokes. Now check out the elegant Boniadi’s sexy Nespresso ad with George Clooney , an overseas commercial that should also launch a thousand late-night talk show jokes. Once you’ve watched the clip below, imagine poor Ms. Boniadi scrubbing toilets and hawking copies of L. Ron Hubbard’s Dianetics on the street as, Orth reports, part of her punishment for revealing the whole Tom Cruise-psychodrama to a fellow Scientologist frenemy. (Well, she’s described as a “friend” in the Vanity Fair story, but what kind of friend turns around an narcs on someone who’s obviously distressed.) I don’t know about you, but thinking about the exotic Boniadi tearfully hunched over a commode makes me very sad, and I think it’s only right to beseech the gallant Mr. Clooney to swoop in and rescue his commercial co-star, preferably by motorcycle. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Jessica Chastain can hold her own with British royalty when it comes to fashion. The Tree of Life actresss and the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, each adorn a cover of Vanity Fair magazine’s September Style issue, which includes the magazine’s annual International Best Dressed List. The red-headed beauty — whose cover will go to subsribers — made the list for the first time, but joins other actors who are no strangers to the honor. Inglourious Basterds actress Diane Kruger made the list for the second time as did Best-Dressed Couple, The King’s Speech star Colin Firth and his producer wife Livia. Chinese actress Fan Bingbing ( Shaolin), France’s Léa Seydoux ( Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol ) and model, actress, filmmaker and Schiaparelli muse Farida Khelfa. How to Get Ahead in Advertising actor and Wah-Wah director Richard E. Grant returns to the list for the first time since 2007, and My Week with Marilyn heartthrob Eddie Redmayne makes his debut in the Best-Dressed Men category. Jay-Z is named to the list for the first time, along with fellow musician Alicia Keys, who is back on the list for the first time since her inaugural appearance, in 2009. Actor Richard E. Grant makes a fashion comeback as well, named to the list for the first time since 2007. Colin Firth is on the list for the second year in a row, along with stylish wife Livia, in the Best-Dressed Couples category, and newcomer Eddie Redmayne is one of the Best-Dressed Men. You can see more photos of the Best-Dressed at Vanity Fair.com . Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
I love when hotties get all dressed up for these fancy artistic photoshoots, it really classes up my erections. Here’s latina super MILF Sofia Vergara looking drop dead sexy in the pages of Vanity Fair magazine. I like it, she looks like the kind of woman I wouldn’t go anywhere near because my testicles would probably shrink up into my pelvic bone out of intimidation. I’ve got no shot in hell with this kind of a woman. Unless I win the lottery, in which case I’d probably go for a younger model. Fingers crossed.
