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Genevieve Morton Tits in MIRACLESUIT 2013 Collection of the Day

I don’t know if being the bikini model for a fat chick bathing suit that makes you look 10 pounds lighter is a dream job for a busty as fuck model who usually models bikinis under hotter circumstances, at least she was before totally letting herself go….you know in order to land this job….a diet of donuts and ice cream to make this campaign honest and truthful and not a lie that is using models who have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…to pretend they are fat and just look like they have bodies hotter than 98 percent of women thanks to a bathing suit….and I don’t really care about the details or circumstances, I am just happy looking at models with bodies hotter than 98 percent of women…. Miraclesuit is gonna make a lot of women unhappy when they realize the miracle isn’t that they end up looking like Genevieve Morton…but still like the fat slobs they are….

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Lindsay Lohan is an Idiot of the Day

I don’t know if Lindsay Lohan is trying to be hip hop….all gangster…being brought down for crimes against society…stealing everything she comes in contact with….like she was the fucking G-Unit….but if she is she’s coming across as embarrassing as the whitest black guy ever who was next to me in line….when he asked a gully black girl if she is “Keeping it Real”….up on some Steve Urkel shit…. You see cuz Lohan is a fucking poptart….rich kid who is worth a couple of million and who is fucking famous and has all the opportunity in the world to make her life memorable…whether by leaving the entertainment industry…or working in it…but fluttering around it like some spoiled cunt…is just annoying… I look at her with hate…cuz she has what so many people want…hot tits, opportunity, access, celebrity, money and she’s shitting all over it cuz she’s some broken girl…but at the same time…seeing her publicity stunts about stealing jewelery or racking up hotel bills is kinda hysterical…it can’t be real…the fact it was leaked kinda proves that….when all she has to do is release a fucking sex tape….something I am sure is cumming…and so will I…. Either way…she’s a fucking retard I want to fuck….but then again…so is every retard…

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Sara Underwood Keeps Trying of the Day

Sara Underwood is a trashy broken girl who pretends she is not broken but who must be kinda broken because unlike every other girl in the world who are equally hot or even hotter than her…she decided to do Playboy at 18, which proved to be the best thing for her career along with fake dating Ryan Seacrest….because it got her a fan base and allowed her to milk the shit….while other girls were all busy with college and summer jobs and shit…proving that the real sucker is the bitch who hasn’t jumped into the sex trade like she was molested as a kid…. So here is a pics she posted to twitter of her licking another girl…to excite her fans…..and here is the typical desk of the typical Sara Underwood fan…that she posted to her Twitter….ackowledging that people who like her do not have sex….. Cuz G4 TV and the nerd market she’s capitalizing on are loyal and get her hot pussy paid….

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Sofia Vergara’s Fat Tits in a Hispanic Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara is showing off her fat 40 year old mom tits while hiding her fat 40 year old mom belly that to date she’s done a good job keeping off or hidden or toned…but that she’ll probably allow in for permanent residence status….since she’s hit the top she wanted to hit when fucking all those people to get there….an Emmy, critical acclaim, praise and fans, money….all things that were never expected when she was debating being a stripper when she was a fresh off the boat single mother….and can let things go….I mean I guess that’s why she’s wearing some flashy, shiny, dress you’d expect to see at some Hispanic prom, Hispanic wedding, Hispanic Christening, Hispanic Sunday….and that makes me laugh…while her big tits make me horny…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara Delicious Milf Curves

Leave it to latina super MILF Sofia Vergara to show all you hotties out there just how to wear a tight dress. Here she arriving to something looking as gorgeous as ever. Obviously it helps if you’ve got a body with some absolutely killer curves like this, but you get the idea. Now jump up and down a little for me. Nice.

Mayra Veronica’s Amazing Booty In A Bikini

I’ve posted a whole lot of pictures of some of the world’s hottest women in little bikinis over the years, but I’m not sure I’ve seen anything like this. Here’s Mayra Veronica and her absolutely amazing booty in an incredible thong bikini. I’m kind of stunned, at least most of me is stunned, I seem to have a lot of activity in the groin area. Anyhow, a swimming pool filled with a hottie like this in a barely there thong bikini is exactly what I imagine heaven looks like. Amen.

Quote Of The Day: “In Latin America, If You Don’t Have A Big A$$, You’re Nothing.”-Sofia Vergara

Well, Ms. Vergara, you were never known for your huge a$$ soooo…?? Sofia Vergara Covers Allure Magazine Sofia Vergara has never hidden the fact that she’s a woman with curves, but in a recent magazine interview, the “Modern Family” vixen reveals that it’s not just about having a voluptuos figure – it’s about the attitude you have that really completes the look. “The guys I know love it,” she told Allure magazine of exhibiting her sultry feminine side. “You don’t have to win Miss Universe, but you have to feel attractive, and you have to feel wanted. “I have so many friends that are Latin, and they’re not Miss Universe, but they have something, and they get more guys than the really tall, blonde, perfect model that is just standing there. So I think it is the attitude of you believing that you can get whatever you want.” The busty bombshell Colombian actress goes on to address the two massive, jiggly, elephants in…her bra. Vergara, 40, also revealed that she has a bra size of 32F, something that she knows is unusual in Hollywood, but not so unusual for Latin women in general. “Nobody with real boobs usually has those measurements,” she laughed, adding that she dislikes working out. “My a$$ gets smaller, and my boobs get smaller,” she explained to the magazine. “I don’t mind when the boobs get smaller. I don’t like when the a$$ gets smaller. In Latin America, if you don’t have a big ass, you’re nothing. “We’re loud. We’re passionate. We’re coloful. We’re voluptuous … I am not scared of the stereotype of the Latin woman, because I think that’s fantastic.” We think you’re fantastic too Sofia, for at least two reasons, but we’re not sure how some of your fellow ironing-board a$$ed latinas will feel about being called “nothing”. Image via SplashNews Source

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Quote Of The Day: “In Latin America, If You Don’t Have A Big A$$, You’re Nothing.”-Sofia Vergara

Mayra Veronica Shows Off Her Curves

I’ve had this Mayra Veronica chick on the site a few times before, I think that she was one of those busty latinas like Sofia Vergara that I used to post way back in the day when I first started this crap. Anyhow, she obviously didn’t take off like Sofia, but that doesn’t mean I’m above posting shots of her showing off her sweet big curves on the red carpet for something. I would like to see her and Sofia back together again for an awesome Hollywoodtuna exclusive bikini shoot. You can contact me on Twitter at @hollywoodtuna1

Fred Willard Arrested for Public Masturbation

Fred Willard has been arrested for allegedly pulling a Pee-Wee Herman. According to TMZ sources, the 78-year old comedian ( Modern Family , For Your Consideration , American Wedding ) was booked last night after undercover LAPD officers entered the Tiki Theater in Hollywood – and discovered Willard with his pants down and his hand around his penis. Talk about giving a whole new meaning to Best in Show ! Willard was cited for lewd conduct and released from custody not long after he was taken in around 8:45 p.m. local time. As for what films may have led to such a mess? The three in the theater’s rotation at the moment are: Follow Me 2 , Step Dad No. 2 and a parody of The Client List . Really an amateur move here on Willard’s part. He could have stayed at home and legally enjoyed the actual Client List. He has seen those Jennifer Love Hewitt ads for it, right?

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Emily Maynard: Reportedly Engaged To…

No, Emily Maynard does not get rejected on this Sunday’s Bachelorette finale. Not according to the expert on all things related to this ABC competition. In his latest blog entry, Reality Steve says he knows exactly what goes down on the concluding episode and exactly what Maynard’s status now is with her chosen suitor. Read on and consider yourself spoiler warned…