Before we start, I’ll give you a few minutes to finish drooling over Sofia Vergara ‘s perfect booty. Ready? OK, so that picture is taken from Sofia’s Instagram . The rest are from the “professionals,” AKA the paparazzi. Notice any difference? That’s right, there’s not one single booty shot, or a picture that’s even half as good as the one Sofia posted herself. And it’s not the first time this happened either. So the paps better start doing their job better, or I’m going to have to cut out the middleman and go straight to the source. Actresses always know their best angles. Photos: Fameflynet
Has Sofia Vergara put the latest breakup rumors surrounding herself and Nick Loeb to rest by posting a cute photo with her fiance on a Mexican getaway. While wearing a thong bikini, no less. That guy … “Nothing like Mexico!” she captioned the pic with her man … who no one will be looking at. In another photo, she is smiling along with a friend. “Playa!!” she wrote. Indeed. Reports have been circulating about trouble in paradise between the engaged 41-year-old Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb , 38, for some time now. Those rumors heated up celebrity gossip sites and magazines when Loeb did not attend the actress’ big Thanksgiving celebration with family and friends. “He wasn’t with Sofia,” a source told In Touch Weekly of the couple. “The fact that Nick wasn’t with her family on Thanksgiving speaks volumes.” Vergara posted snapshots of the festive occasion and looked happy to show off not the wide array of food and also her 21-year-old son, Manolo. But Loeb’s absence was still the main topic of gossip speculation. Sofia Vergara Thong Report “She and Nick have been having problems since this summer,” the source added. “They’ve been spending more time away from each other.” The strife is said to center on Sofia, who is the highest paid actress on TV, and her lack of financial support for his condiment line, Onion Crunch. Despite the millions she earns, Nick hasn’t been able to get her to invest in his latest business venture, and that led to some tension with the pair. She’s still wearing her ring, however, and he’s still holding her smoking hot body wearing next to nothing, so breakup talk looks to be a bit premature. Just as Sofia Vergara bikini photos are as smoldering as the day is long, you can laugh at/along with her when you watch Modern Family online . There are few guarantees in life. Those are two of them.
I think this photoshoot of Sofia Vergara for the November issue of GQ India might be an oldie, but it’s still a goodie. Actually, I’m pretty sure that technically speaking, any pictures of Sofia are considered goodies. Especially when they’re this busty. So enjoy.
So apparently USA held something called Modern Family “Fan Appreciation Day,” which meant getting Sofia Vergara to show off her booty in a pair of tight leather pants. And for some reason, I wasn’t invited. What gives? Everybody knows that I’m the #1 fan, and I’m not talking about the show. I’m talking about Sofia’s amazing booty. I’ve been following it for years, and I’ve seen everything it’s ever been in. Usually three or four times. » view all 32 photos Photos: WENN.com
Because this is pretty much the only TV set worth stalking on a daily basis, here’s more pictures of Sofia Vergara hard at work looking hot while they film another episode of Modern Family . I’m not entirely sure what’s happening in this one, but if I had to guess, I’m assuming she’s about to be arrested by the two losers with badges for not showing enough cleavage. I hear the producers have a zero tolerance policy. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
First off, I want to apologize. I’m sure this isn’t the “massive breakout” you were hoping for from Kate Upton , and I feel your pain. Obviously, we’d all rather see Kate busting out of some low-cut top than with a face full of pimples. Except for maybe her biggest competition in the busty blonde model category Helen Flanagan , and any perverts out there with an acne fetish. Anyway, to the rest of you though, sorry, but I gotta report the news. After all, I’m a serious journalist. Don’t laugh, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. Photos: WENN.com
I’m hoping that Sofia Vergara just hates spoilers, and that’s why she decided against revealing any of her awesome cleavage at the LA premiere of her new movie Machete Kills . And why she forgot to forget to wear a bra under that see-through dress of hers. I guess it’s smart marketing though, since seeing more of Sofia is what keeps people guys watching Modern Family every week. But in case you’re impatient like me and can’t wait for the movie to come out and don’t care about spoilers, well, thank God for the archives . » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess Sofia Vergara was pissed that she didn’t win our award for best Emmys cleavage last year, because once she busted out the big guns at the 65th annual Emmys last night, nobody else even had a shot. Which kinda makes it like the real awards show: everybody knows who’s going to win, so the rest is just a formality. Only in Sofia’s case, nobody would ever complain about having to sit and watch her for three hours. Hey, I think I just figured out who next year’s host should be. You’re welcome everyone. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s pinup model Phoenix Stanna competing in an event called Miss Venice Vintage 2013, which I’m assuming has something to do with how hot a girl can look straddling a bike. Judging from these shots, Phoenix looks like a serious contender, but it’s also giving me a pretty good idea. Sub out the motorcycle for a blogger and I think we’ve got the next great beauty pageant. Not to mention the only one where I’d rather be a prop than a judge. Let’s make this happen people. Photos: Fameflynet
There’s a lot of crappy things about September, it starts getting cold again, which means fewer pictures of hotties in bikinis and short shorts. But it’s not all bad, because it also means that fall TV starts back up again, which means a steady supply of Sofia Vergara boobage on Modern Family . So consider this a public service announcement to remember to set your DVR. This episode looks like it’s going to be a good one. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
