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REVIEW: Immortals Wants to Be 300 So Bad It Hurts

As cool-looking, dumb and deadly serious as you could desire, Immortals openly aims to be the heir to 300 , and succeeds in at least being a reasonable facsimile that hits many (too many) of the same testosterone-driven beats. The battles are just as imaginatively bloody, the abs painstakingly chiseled, the dialogue tin-eared, only this time around the stakes are not just the fate of the historic(esque) world, but of the divine one as well. There are gods in this film, beautiful, gold-cloaked ones who watch worriedly from atop Olympus as Greece is overrun by the armies of the wicked King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke), a man who wants nothing less than to bring about the destruction of their divine order, though they’re forbidden to interfere in the world of man for…oh, who knows why? Also, it’s in 3-D — dark, dark 3-D I’d avoid if given the option.

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Academy Bus Rolls Over Brett Ratner

I wrote as much on Monday, but take it from AMPAS president Tom Sherak: “Someone the Academy hired to perform a very important function messed up, messed up badly. He’s done everything he can, but this is him. The Academy did what it needed to do by accepting his resignation when he offered it. Does it tarnish it? I hope not. If someone feels it does, then we will work really hard getting the tarnish off. It wasn’t us, it was someone who worked for us. It’s like anything else. I hope not. We are going to continue to do what we do, which is support the arts and the technology of arts, and we want to be as above the fray as we can be.” [ LAT ]

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Elizabeth Olsen Covers Nylon

Her sisters Mary-Kate and Ashley may have been celebrities since birth, but Elizabeth Olsen insists that their fame never affected the family dynamic. “I consider myself so very lucky to have such a normal family,” the youngest Olsen sis and Martha Marcy May Marlene actress tells October’s Nylon . The 22-year-old, who attended a private school in Beverly Hills for 13 years, says she was surrounded by “super-creative” kids. Rich, famous kids. “The weird thing is that everyone’s family was a part of this industry,” she says. “Everyone is always like, ‘What have you learned from your sisters?'” “But it didn’t really have to do with my sisters at all. Like, my best friend’s father [Rick Baker] is a makeup-artist, but he’s won seven Oscars!” “Another one of my friends, her family created Days of Our Lives .” She credits her father, David, for instilling the values of hard work in the girls. “It was always very important that his daughters take care of themselves, be financially independent. He never liked the idea of us needing a man.” She may never be AS financially secure as her sisters, whose GDP is that of a small continent. But have you seen Elizabeth Olsen in GQ ? HOT! Which of the Olsens would you most like to …

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Aubrey O’Day Gets Her Puppies All Wet

Here’s Aubrey O’day in some “photoshoot” for something very important called Twitter . I know, I know, but let her have this, for a nobody like Aubrey, having her pictures posted on her own Twitter page is a very big step in her modeling career. Good for you princess. Anyhow, she’s showing off her cute little puppies in some bikini shots…. I’m actually talking about her breasts this time, not those stupid purple dogs.

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Celebrities to Spurn Twitter, Facebook For Charity

Alicia Keys, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Usher are going dark. All in the name of charity. The aforementioned foursome and others are signing off Twitter and Facebook Tuesday until they raise $1 million for World AIDS Day. Keys’ charity, Keep A Child Alive, is staging a campaign that will have celebs such as Lady GaGa, Justin Timberlake, and Usher signing off of all social media. PEACE OUT : Donate money or Usher won’t be back on Twitter! The “Digital Life Sacrifice” will feature the stars’ filming “last tweet and testament” videos which will show them lying coffins to represent their “digital death.” “It’s really important and super-cool to use mediums that we naturally are on,” Keys said . “It’s so important to shock you to the point of waking up.” “It’s not that people don’t care or it’s not that people don’t want to do something, it’s that they never thought of it quite like that. This is direct, instantly emotional way, a little sarcastic too, as a way to get people to pay attention.” Leigh Blake, President and co-founder of Keep A Child Alive, says: “We’re trying to sort of make the remark: Why do we care so much about the death of one celebrity as opposed to millions and millions of people dying in the place that we’re all from? It’s about love and respect and human dignity.” She also added that ” Lady Gaga is going to raise it all by herself.” “She’s got a very, very mobilized fan base and that’s beautiful to watch I think … she’s able to draw their attention to these issues that are very important, you know, so that people follow it and act,” she says of the Little Monsters. We wouldn’t doubt it.

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20 Questions About Last Night’s VMAs…Answered!

America was faced with a very important decision last night: Watch Don Draper swim laps at the YMCA while delivering a haunting inner monologue about life or tune into the 2010 Video Music Awards. If you have any self-respect, you chose the former viewing option, but a sea of you masochistic little monsters probably parked your television on MTV to see Chelsea Handler unleash one untrained white dove from her nether region. Because that was the least confounding moment arising from the Nokia Theater last night, Movieline has decided to answer some of the other questions that you undoubtedly shouted at your television during last night’s 2010 VMA s.

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Imogen Thomas Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

Imogen Thomas is so fucking useless that I don’t even think she knows what she does, but she does have big fat tits. Sure they are fake, but she’s British and apparently all trashy British chicks are still up on this whole implant thing, while the rest of the world is over them…which is probably because all British men are faggots, you can tell by their accents, and faggots, especially when in the closet, always go nuts over tits cuz they think that’s what actual straight dudes are like, when really all straight dudes care about is getting our dicks as wet as Imogen’s underwear in this shoot that is probably really old, but new to me, and worth lookin at, which brings up a very important question and that’s what the fuck kind of name is Imogen…and when you think about that, here are some pics from a photoshoot I can assume she didn’t get paid to do cuz no one cares about her or her stupid robot sounding name…

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Dale Jarrett — AssCar Champion

Filed under: Dale Jarrett , TMZ Sports NASCAR legend Dale Jarrett took a pit stop in Vegas this week, where he proved one very important point — hot chicks dig speed. Our friends at SpyOnVegas.com shot a pic of the racing legend posed up with a fan. Eat your heart out, Ricky Bobby. Read more

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Body of Monica Beresford-Redman Brought Back Home

We have an update on the tragic situation surrounding Bruce Beresford-Redman and his late wife. Bruce is the former Survivor producer suspected of murdering wife Monica in Cancun earlier this month . While authorities are preventing him from leaving Mexico as they ponder charges and collect evidence, Monica’s family has finally brought her body to Los Angeles. Sisters Jeanne and Carla Burgos flew with the corpse, which was taken to the Gates, Kingsley & Gates Smith Salsbury funeral home in Culver City. “It’s very important to have my sister back where she belongs and have the family say goodbye and have a place to go so they can send their love,” Jeanne said. The body will now undergo further testing, as funeral service arrangements are being planned. It’s a sad situation all around.

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