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Victoria Silvstedt’s Got Legs

This post is a complete no brainer, Victoria Silvstedt has probably got to be the closest thing to my ideal woman. I love gorgeous fake blonde chicks who may or may not have been models at some point and who just always seem to be filthy rich. I’m sure she’s just always hanging out with some rich old dude on his yacht or in his fancy car… Lucky son of a bitch! Anyhow, I’ve spoken to my financial advisor and with his help hopefully one day I’ll be that rich old dude.

Victoria Silvstedt is a High Class Escort at Lunch of the Day

I like to post pictures of Victoria Silvstedt to remind the world that she’s a fucking whore, an expensive high class whore, who has a vast clientele of one billionaire….not that the world even knows who this bitch is, because she did some Playboy shit in the 90s and has since really just become the mistress to some Greek Billionaire….who tried to sue me for posting pics of her getting eaten out…and that made me hate a bitch and for some reason post pics of the bitch eating with her Greek Billioniare living her “Pretty Woman” whore life….oh how the crackwhores I know would evny her all fancy and expensive perfume smelling and shit…

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Victoria Silvstedt is a High Class Escort at Lunch of the Day

Victoria Silvstedt Subtle Bikini Pics of the Day

I always try to figure out why people bother with Victoria Silvstedt, she was playmate of the year in 1997. I don’t even remember 1997 so why the fuck do I remember this plastic twat turned hooker to billionaires…washed up…insignificant…hot bodied but old and tired..and then I remember it is because she’s a talent who saves the world with her songs…. You know a real creative genius ready to inspire and bring joy like she was a contestent on American Idol or Katy Perry…A real voice of an angel that brings chills up my spine cuz I feel like she is channeling a higher power or something… What a fucking joke. I hate this fake busty trash. Here she is on the beach being irrelevant, useless and making me hate myself for posting her doctored face….. Here she is in her natural virginal white…to offset some of her life choices..

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Victoria Silvstedt … White Bikini Christmas

Filed under: Victoria Silvstedt Victoria Silvstedt in a tiny bikini … the gift that keeps on giving. The supermodel heated up the beach yesterday in Saint Barthelemy, France. Happy holidays. Read more

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Victoria Silvstedt Fingering Herself In A Bikini of the Day

I hate this useless fucking cunt. She tried to sue me when I posted pics of her getting eaten out by a Greek Billionaire. She has sued people I know because she’s one of those attention seeking twats who likes attention on her terms. Not that she deserves any attention, she was in Playboy a decade ago, big fucking deal, anyone can get fake tits. Her body is old, tired and boring to watch hang onto its sex appeal, her fake tits are as retarded as my neighbor’s kid, and that fucker is wheel chair bound and always in a bib. She is not worth jerking off to, she is just a low level hooker with the right clientele, but when she fingers herself in a bikini, I have no choice but to post the shit, cuz that’s just the kind of blogger I am, one who puts his personal opinon aside to report the fucking bikini pics in an objective way. To See the Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Victoria Silvstedt Stretches Out Her tight Body

I’m not really use to seeing Victoria Silvstedt do anything other than hang out on some rich old dudes yacht in her little bikini , so I’m a little thrown by these shots of her stretching out her tight body in a field somewhere. I have no idea where she is, it looks like a vacant lot, but I like what she’s trying to do here, if hot women want to stretch in public this is exactly the kind of outfit they should have to wear. A hot girl stretching uniform. Call your congressman.

Victoria Silvstedt Picks Her Whore Ass of the Day

I find it funny that I get hate mail cuz I hate this washed up Playboy bitch who hasn’t done anything relevant since the 90s. It’s like virgin losers just can’t let go of the pussy they once jerked off to. I get that she’s got 90s sex appeal and that if I was into that look in the 90s, I probably would have liked her, I just generally avoid these obvious cunts who are crying for attention. I like my pornstars to be the “sleepers” or the girls you’d never expect to like licking asshole while taking your cum on their face…. I find it funny that these virigins get made at me for calling her a whore, when she’s pretty much made the last 5 years possible thanks to a being the public mistress to some midget Greek Billionaire you woulda thought was a circus performer before striking gold. When it’s pretty obvious the only pussy he gets is paid for…. I guess it just reminds me that the people in the world just aren’t well at least not mentally…..But at least she’s done her creepy fans a service by keeping her end of the deal and maintained this body well into her 40s. So here she is picking her whore ass cuz whore asses need to get picked a lot more often than non-whore ass due to rash and other inconveniences that come with the job of selling her motherfucking body….and remember girls, you can have this life too, all you need is some hair bleach and some 5,000 dollar tits…it really is that easy… To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Victoria Silvstedt Fancy Pants Bikini Pictures

Here’s model/professional freeloader Victoria Silvstedt hanging out in her little bikini at something called the Monte Carlo Beach Club in Monaco. Well excuse me. I wonder what a membership goes for at one of these places, and do they allow celebrity bloggers who swim with their t-shirts on? I’m getting kind of annoyed by all these pictures of her having a good time on some rich old dude’s dime. Why can’t some rich old lady ferry me around the Riviera in her private yacht? I may not look as good in a bikini, but I’ll definitely put out. more pictures of Victoria Silvstedt here

Victoria Silvstedt’s Tits and Her Billionaire Midget John of the Day

Part of me hates Victoria Silvstedt for being a useless fucking whore who tried to sue me cuz I posted pictures of her getting eaten out by her married midget greek billionaire, and part of me doesn’t really remember who Victoria Silvstedt is because she’s seriously low level fame that I think died out 10 years ago when she did her last Playboy spread, before becoming the hired hooker who exclusively works for this little man proving he isn’t a little man because his woman is 6 feet tall and he’s got billions of dollars, so take that people who used to laugh at him and beat up on him when he was growing up, look at your fat wives and remember who he’s making his dick wet, provided Victoria Silvstedt’s pussy still works properly and hasn’t died with her sex appeal….. On a side note, I like to think she’s part of the reason Playboy is going bankrupt, because it was her era of pussy that took Playboy from posting pictures of natural hot pussy we all wanted to see naked, to stripper implant pussy we all knew we could see naked if we went to the stripclub….and here she is living the good life….with her fat stupid fake tits…goodtimes…. Pics via Bauer

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Victoria Silvstedt Turns Skiing into Low Level Porn of the Day

She is a nobody. I hate her. She tried to sue me. It is personal. So I know I shouldn’t be giving her attention. But I do have a little ski bunny fetish, only because I live in Canada and have been to the ski hill many times, only to see girls getting in and out of snowsuits and girls who think are horrible looking while bundled up on the slopes, actually have amazing bodies they are just hiding in ill-fitting snowsuits while trying to keep warm….making trying to seduce them like playing the lottery, never knowing what you are going to get….making the whole ski scene one I was too poor to ever be a part of, but a solid place to work as a janitor who cleans out the girl’s locker room where they all change and walk around in their long underwear…. I’m just using Victoria Silvstedt to prove a point…not because I think she’s one of those snow bunnies I want to fuck, cuz I know she’s just a high paid escort and there’s nothing exciting about bitches who jump through hoops for money…I guess unless they are jumping through my hoops…. Pics via LFI

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