La Perla is a lingerie company, that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, but that is not marketed as Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is an evil empire that makes cheap shit lingerie and it would taint the more expensive La Perla branding…. Well they had a fashion show…and Naomi Campbell wasn’t too old to walk the runway…pretty fucking fascinating stuff…you know that Naomi Campbell, billionaire, is not too old or rich to be doing this kind of thing…. Also fascinating, is that she still looks as good as she did back when she first introduced me to how hot black girls can be, making me want to fuck them like they were white girls girls, but still never having a chance, because black girls, especially the ones in line at Walmart hate when I compliment their leggings…. Other models were there too…
The Bachelor franchise’s impressive streak of failed relationships continues! TMZ is reporting that Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray have called it quits less than six months after the couple got engaged on The Bachelorette Season 10 finale . “After several months of being engaged and working on our relationship, we decided that it’s best for both of us to go our separate ways,” reads a statement from their reps. Concluded The Bachelorette’s golden couple, “We are very sad that it has come to this point, but this what’s best for both of us individually.” Rumors of an Andi and Josh breakup have been circulating for months, but the duo remained firm in its insistence that all was well and a wedding was on the way. We don’t know when exactly they decided to call it quits, but we do know that Andi and Josh were talking wedding plans as recently as Monday. At a party to celebrate The Bachelor Season 19 premiere , host Chris Harrison asked Josh and Andi when they planned to walk down the aisle. They stated that they hadn’t chosen a date yet, but indicated the ceremony was still being planned. Both were all smiles, with no indication that anything was amiss. So were they putting us on Monday or was this the split a sudden decision? We may never know, but we’re guessing that these two things are true: Josh is envious of the newly in-demand ladies’ man Chris Soules. Nick Viall is shouting “I told you so” to everyone in Milwaukee. Will Chris, who finished third behind Nick and Josh in the quest for Andi’s heart, find a happier ending than the woman who turned him down last year? Who knows, but we can only hope he and his fiancee make it at least 7-8 months to surpass Dorfman and Murray. Here’s a look at them in happier times … Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray: A Bachelorette Romance 1. Josh and Andi Andi Dorfman and Josh Murray on The Bachelorette. They are a great-looking duo.
The Internet has moved on from Kylie Jenner’s lips … … and taken aim at her chest instead. Not long after the 17-year old posted a photo on Instagram that brought her large cleavage into very clear focus, many online started to wonder: Did Kylie get a boob job?!? One follower summed up the reaction of most people who viewed the image when he/she simply wrote: How in the f–k? TMZ, however, claims to have the answer. Insiders tell the website that Jenner recently purchased a Victoria’s Secret bra known as the “Bombshell.” It allegedly increases one’s bust by two full cup sizes. (It’s actually the same accessory Taylor Swift donned at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.) The item was so successful – as evidenced by the online shock and outrage – that Kris Jenner, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian have all reportedly ordered the Bombshell for themselves. So there you have it, folks. If you want it. You can believe that Kylie Jenner pretended to get a boob job in order to garner attention… or you can believe that Kylie Jenner actually got a boob job in order to garner attention. With this family, either option seems like a possibility, doesn’t it? 49 Inappropriate Kylie and Kendall Jenner Photos 1. Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.
I’m a big fan of Rachel Hilbert , even though I don’t know a whole lot about her, besides the fact that she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and looks banging in lingerie. And that alone probably puts her out of my league. Then again, considering Rachel isn’t a household name yet, maybe there’s still time. I just have to figure out a way to convince her that a high-profile fling with a blogger would be good for her career. So you guys keep these to yourselves while I go brainstorm. » view all 44 photos
I’m a big fan of Rachel Hilbert , even though I don’t know a whole lot about her, besides the fact that she’s a Victoria’s Secret model and looks banging in lingerie. And that alone probably puts her out of my league. Then again, considering Rachel isn’t a household name yet, maybe there’s still time. I just have to figure out a way to convince her that a high-profile fling with a blogger would be good for her career. So you guys keep these to yourselves while I go brainstorm. » view all 44 photos
Here’s Sofia Vergara’s ass in fitness gear, because I guess she’s getting ready to get married, or maybe she realizes she’s 100 fucking years old and that she needs to go to the gym to maintain that sex appeal that too her 20 years of hustle to finally land the right part, on the right show, to suddenly validate everything and everyone she did along the way to the top…. I am not overly excited by 45 year old strippers who never were, because they were smart enough to get to Miami, date rich, get into the right circles, make money…and it all paid off… But I know that people are, especially 35 year old aspiring actors, not just hispanics trying to border jump, but every 35 year old who hasn’t made it says “Sofia Vergar only got Modern Family at 37, it could happen to me”…not that I like 35 year old aspiring actors, but I do like their desperation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Heidi Klum. You may know her as the Victoria’s Secret model who never died, she worked there forever and she looked amazing and still looks amazing…a decade after quitting…because of German Engineering…thanks Nazi genetic testing for that… I know her as the model who had her vagina murdered by Seal, a massive black cock that I can assume is the size of forearm, basically fisting her everytime they fucked…only to give her dozens of babies…coupled with her existing babies…making me wonder if the bikini bottoms she’s wearing are in this pic she posted are in fact just Duct Tape holding it all in…and the sick thing in all this is that if I was there I’d be more than happy to let her use my mouth to hold it all in…she may be weathered, but that’s the kind of storm I’d let choke me the fuck out via face-sitting… Here’s some more of her nipple because she doesn’t give a fuck…. TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEDN THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
I’m not sure if you can technically call these new pictures from French hottie Constance Jablonski a “wardrobe malfunction,” considering even with the flash, the Victoria’s Secret Angel is currently showing less skin than 99% of models do during their beach photoshoots. I guess I’ll have to consult my official Blogger Guidebook to be sure. So hang on, this could take a while. Like 30, maybe even 45 seconds if I go for a new personal best. I’m talking about of research, you sickos. Get your minds out of the gutter. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet
Because there’s no better way to start the week than with pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret model in a bikini (well, not that I can print on this site, anyway), here’s underrated hottie Martha Hunt at the beach in Miami. Now, I know that Martha might not be your first choice when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models, but I’m pretty sure you perverts aren’t her first choice when it comes to who’s drooling over her bikini pictures and/or proposing to her via Twitter. So I’d call that a wash and just enjoy. » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
The last thing I want to do in life is promote Victoria’s Secret. They are a billion dollar company, they aren’t paying me to promote their shit, they are just luring me in with tall model babes half naked in a Holiday ad, and I’m using it as masturbation fodder as they intended, and I hate being this weak…and giving into such a basic scam that has make many people rich…especially considering they haven’t evolved, their styling is shit, and bores me, and they have this potentially nude models, not nude, as to not offend their Christian audience…you know following dated bullshit regulations…opening the door up for a better version of Victoria’s Secret…that’s actually cool, racy, fun and sexy, but until then..here’s their commercial…which is like their infomercial fashion show…totally for the sake of selling product…using amazing girls…the best/worst ever.
