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Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting… I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time… But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good… If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans… #459774452 / gettyimages.com TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care. I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous… They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas. Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them…. DOUTZEN Kroes: Lindsay Ellingson

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Taylor Swift Is Taking The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Back To 1989

Taylor Swift teases her set lit for the 2014 Victoria’s Secret fashion show.

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All The Victoria’s Secret Models In One Room!

So apparently Victoria’s Secret got all their Angels together for a big group photoshoot to promote the upcoming Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in London later this month. And if there was ever a time to make sure everybody got the memo to show up in lingerie, this was it. But instead, they’re all just wearing some lame promo shirt. I don’t know who’s in charge of PR at this place, but they should be fired. Because this was a serious missed opportunity. And I’d be happy to volunteer my services. All I want in return is to be paid in lingerie pictures and one-on-one time with the models. I think that’s a pretty fair deal, if you ask me. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Creepy Hotel Erotica Video of the Day

Hotel Erotica ~ The Lobby (Preview) from Thomas Hodges on Vimeo . I saw this video making the rounds of the internet, and I didn’t really take the time to figure out what it is, I just know it is on VIMEO so that must mean it is art not porn, but not necessarily good art or interesting art, even though vagina flashes in public are always good art, except apparently, when part of weirdo fucking videos that look like some bootleg shit some college student shat our for a project back in 1995….before digital… I figure if you click the video, you’ll see more about what it’s about, but for now, I’ll just use it to bring back memories of an 18 year old pantyless girl I once met in a club, and by met, I mean looked up her skirt as she danced on a balcony, not knowing I was looking….It was love at first sight/lip slip…we didn’t end up meeting…but I saw all I needed to see….

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Katie Holmes by Randall Slavin of the Day

I am pretty sure that Randall Slavin has shot for Victoria’s Secret, but who really cares about the people who shoot for Victoira’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret is a fucking scam and all their pictures are standardized and boring, and make me think any technician briefed on what they want, and who has any perspective on their last 2 decades of work, will be able to recreate it like a dancing photo taking monkey…but I guess they pay well.. That said, he shot these pics of Katie Holmes, that remind me that Katie Holmes, despite being knocked up by Tom Cruise in some Rosemary’s baby situation in the lab using alien sperm, is semi-human, because she’s aging…unless it is just a product of the radiation from space during her travels into enlightenment only rich people are privy to. You know some robot skin melting shit…because it didn’t factor in earth’s ozone layer when it was created on a far away planet….becauase she looks 50 and is still in her 30s…and that freaks me the fuck out… Here are the pics for whatever the fuck this is…

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Ashley Graham Plus Sized Lingerie of the Day

I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models who are build to wear the baseline size 0 of clothing…you know the way clothing is meant to fit when it is designed….but rather make the clothing for the people, and have people the people can relate to model those clothes… I don’t know who this brand is, but I do know that it should be Victoria’s Secret, but instead they use girls they pay 1,000,000 dollars a year to, who have totally disconnected bodies to the audience they sell to, and for some reason they get celebrated, instead of shat on for being evil for how they objectify women… Where are the feminists protesting them? Probably wearing Victoria’s Secret…so that said, I am all for what this company is doing, even if I hate fat chicks, because fat is unhealthy and disgusting…

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Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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Izabel Goulart Keeps Winning at Fitness of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 6:16am PST Victoria’s Secret model Izabel Goulart has been doing her Pilates to get in proper shape for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I guess in doing that has taken the opportunity to post the videos on Instagram for her fans to see the hard work that goes into her insanely fit body, or at least 15 seconds of the burn, and as long as it involves tight clothes doing semi pornographic moves I could imagine in the midst of an anal scene, I am a fan…. You see, I don’t care if girls everywhere can take little to no knowledge of fitness, a program, a workout, or even a diet to get her body, I’ll just care about watching her body…going up and down…all engaged core and glutes like this…. It is a win….unless she’s legit Brazilian and has a penis, but even then it is a win, because it’s the ultimate troll on us…and I love a good tranny troll. A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:26am PST

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Victoria Justice Is Simply Gorgeous

Here’s Victoria Justice at the Nickelodeon Halo Awards. I have no idea what that is for, but judging by what she is wearing, it must be an event where girls are told not to sl%t it up and to wear their grandmother’s best outfit. Nonetheless, Victoria is friggin’ beautiful and she can pretty much wear a garbage bag and make it look it. » view all 24 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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