After this latest sexy black and white photoshoot from French hottie Camille Rowe , I’m pretty sure she’s officially my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model (well, at least until the next one releases a new, even hotter set of pictures). And yeah, I know I say that about all the girls, but so what? It hasn’t scored me a date yet, and I figure eventually I’ve gotta be due. So you all just enjoy these pictures while I keep my fingers crossed that today’s finally my lucky day.
For reasons I still don’t entirely understand, here’s some more shots of Sofia Vergara modeling clothes for Kmart. I mean, Sofia’s a big star, right? So why isn’t she modeling for Victoria’s Secret instead? That way we would get more lingerie pictures, and soccer moms wouldn’t have to feel so inadequate when they’re just running into the store to buy half-price mom jeans. I’m telling you, it’s a win-win.
I’m not a fan of soccer and I’m not a fan of attention seeking “models” who spend their days on the beach in hopes that their friend Paparazzi decides to come and take pictures of them. We all know it’s staged and it’s getting a little old now. That said, here is Anais Zanotti and Tahiti Cora . Sure they may have juicy delicious booties and the 69 shirt Tahiti is wearing is a nice touch, but I’m a man of substance and I am not seeing much here. So call me ladies, I have substance. I also have a video camera, a bedroom and dirty mind. Let’s make some magic!
Forget a pint of ice cream, baggy sweatpants and a few bottles of wine. Here’s my favorite newly-single Victoria’s Secret hottie Adriana Lima drowning those breakup blues in the best possible way: by hitting the beach in a bikini. And if you ask me, it looks like it’s working. Because I don’t know about her ex, but Adriana’s definitely making me extremely jealous right now. Although if she still wants to do the whole sweatpants and wine thing later, she’s more than welcome to come over to my place. I’ve got plenty of both and I’m happy to share. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract… Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone… If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich… All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..
Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract… Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone… If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich… All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..
Renee Olstead may not really matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment industry. I mean I can’t really place her without googling her for her actual work. What I remember her for is the self shot nudes her team leaked a solid 4 years ago after she lost a bunch of weight, in an era when self shot nudes would lead to fame and fortune…at least that’s the objective… SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING Now I don’t know if that’s actually her, because I have no idea who she is, but I do know these are some pics of her behind the scenes at a photoshoot, her big titties and all, and after seeing what could be her nude, I feel like I know her well enough to support her on her endeavours…even when they aren’t as interesting as her shoving objects in her vag. SEE HER LEAKED NUDES HERE – THEY ARE AMAZING
Gisele Bundchen showed her side profile in Elle Canada, a side profile that is either a mom of two’s ass in tights photoshopped, or a Tranny from Brazil fired from Victoria’s Secret for having a penis but hired as Tom Brady’s beard, since the gym locker room always made him love the cock’s ass tights…and whatever it is, you like it, because it is Gisele and you’d be crazy no to like it, even if it came equipped with the D. Now sure, her booty isn’t what you’d want to see if this was an instagram profile shot of a 20 year old who grew up on hormones in her food….but it’s a booty in mesh none the less and for that…we celebrate by staring.
The Thorne sisters aren’t all that interesting to me, but the media loves them…from the 16 year old Bella Thorne to the other one named Kaili Thorne to this one name Dani…in what I would call a stage mom family, created for the sole purpose of financing the lazy parents through the product they created in uterus, because it’s better than working a typical middle of the road job… I just went to Dani Thorne’s instagram to see blocked me on for no reason – so I guess that’s war…war I will fight by posting her bikini pics and having you idiots masturbate to her tits all at the same time…
Chanel Iman is a half asian, half black, Victoria’s Secret model from Georgia… who is now on the streets, smoking in a wig, like some Glammed up white trash, that’s neither white, trash or glamour, for what I guess is some magazine photoshoot.. I just like the dress…in fact it may just be the nicest I’ve seen in a while…but in my defence I’m not much of a fashion authority, despite these soiled sweatpants I am wearing…or the fact that I spend afternoons in Marshall’s looking for mom’s trying on clothes in the aisles of the discount racks…. I am just into her tits, that look real, in a world where 99 percent of these Victoria’s Secret models are rocking little model implants…because we live in a vain world…where tits are amazing to look at, so amazing that people make money off their tits, fascinating… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
