Ewww Gross…Look at her hairy arms…I am so disgusted…to think she calls herself a Victoria’s Secret model…because she is a Victoria’s Secret model…when clearly she’s totally flawed…and if you’re into her…or her topless modelling…you are flawed too…or gay..you’re probably gay…
Ewww Gross…Look at her hairy arms…I am so disgusted…to think she calls herself a Victoria’s Secret model…because she is a Victoria’s Secret model…when clearly she’s totally flawed…and if you’re into her…or her topless modelling…you are flawed too…or gay..you’re probably gay…
Because last night’s Victoria’s Secret informercial staged as a fashion show starring babes designed to sell product to the wishful thinkers on X-Mas… wasn’t enough redundant pics of girls in their underwear for you…because there is no redundancy to girls in lingerie ever…at least not to you…you’re addict and can never get enough pics of girls in their underwear…I get that… But I find the whole thing boring on almost all levels…from masturbation…but I guess looking at these girls…makes life better for the single man…knowing that girls like this…or like the Victoria’s Secret girls exist…while making life for the married man better because they get to visualize this when fucking their fat wives…before realizing they didn’t marry this…or ever fuck anything like this…and masturbating to this is depressing…and this couples with their fat wife represents all that went wrong in life…. Her name is Sylvie and these are her lingerie catalog pics of the day….
Sara Sampaio is Victoria’s Secret answer to Adrina Lima being 100 years old…one may even argue they built her on the same software, hardware and platform as their Lima bot, this is just the updated version, younger and fresher, but maybe they aren’t into that world of robot models yet, even though you’d assume all these bitches are robots, but rather more into digging through the models of the world to find lookalikes to the ones they have as to not upset their clients with new girls since they are doing so well with the ones they have… That said, she’s pretty fucking perfect, especially when not modelling for Victoria’s Secret, even though I assume Victoria’s Secret owns this and every other underwear company, they just don’t want you knowing it…. I hate catalog pics, but I am in love with whatever is going up in here…I want to write it poetry…with my penis…
Candice Swanepoel posted this Victoria’s Secret fitness picture on her social media, and I totally approve of this type of behavior, even if it is being trickled down to us from an evil corporation, because sometimes evil corporations figure out just how easy it is to trick us into looking at pics of their products by sneaking them on babes and making them semi pornographic, at least to someone like me who loves booty in tight pants, because it is hot….and really to the right person, everything and anything can be pornographic…there are enough freaks out there to get off to the weirdest shit…that this is up on some real subtle goodness I would like to bury my face into…if only it didn’t taste like a computer screen….and whatever I spilled on it last night..
Looks like the Victoria’s Secret models are doing some kind of sports bra world tour for their new line, because yesterday we had Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge posing in sports bras and leggings in some random mall, and today it’s Candice Swanepoel ‘s turn. I never understood why idiots camped out in front of Apple stores for the newest iPhone launch, but now I think I get it. I’d live outside the Victoria’s Secret for 3 months if it meant a chance to be the first to get my hands on Candice. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
If you’ve ever talked to virgin loser dudes playing videogames with each other at the Sci-Fi club in their college, you’ll know that people they are fans of, especially famous girls they relate to and have weird one-sided relationship withs, usually very sexual and even romantic, despite having never met, they get very angry when they find out that fantasy is engaged or married to some dude…in fact they always wish death on him…it’s the aspergers way…. So assuming, Lea Michele, despite being hard faced and manly, ever had fans that wanted to marry her, those fans would probably be the kind with no standards at the virgin corner of the cafeteria, who would wish death upon her Fiance, even if he was just a fiancé for press and publicity reasons…so to them that alone increased her sex appeal….and I guess he’s taking it to heart and really milking the single widow thing as she smiles in her skimpy dress like all Widows do…and she should because let’s face it, she’s never been hot before so she might as well leverage the 5 minutes 3 people think she is cuz she’s single. If you know what I mean… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation… Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber. Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies… Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…
The best Miranda Kerr story I have heard from people in the fashion industry, I’m talking her management, is that she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, the company that made her, despite my original thought that she let her ego get the best of her and she didn’t want to be known as a Victoria’s Secret girl forever so she quit situation… Well it turns out that last year at the fashion show, she had sex with Bieber. Take that in for a second, the married, and marketed as happily married Victoria’s Secret model, who they all loved because she was a family woman with an A-List husband, banged Bieber…because I guess you can’t believe everything you read or see…in the media…it’s all fucking lies… Now I don’t know if it’s true, but it sure as hell better be, because it makes for an amazing story…and whenever I see her with her kid or husband I laugh…but not as much as Bieber’s laughing cuz he’s been up in this…