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Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day

Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat… She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable…. So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Victoria’s Secret prize hen Candice Swanepoel has ventured into other magazines like Vogue Mexico, because she’s a little slut who needs to fuck other dick to feel validated cuz the dick that pays for her food and shelter is repetitive and not making her feel special enough…and it turns out she’s capable of boring as fuck photoshoots…because this shit right here isn’t giving boners…. BORING. Here’s the video…

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Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Candice Swanepoel for Vogue Mexico of the Day

Victoria’s Secret prize hen Candice Swanepoel has ventured into other magazines like Vogue Mexico, because she’s a little slut who needs to fuck other dick to feel validated cuz the dick that pays for her food and shelter is repetitive and not making her feel special enough…and it turns out she’s capable of boring as fuck photoshoots…because this shit right here isn’t giving boners…. BORING. Here’s the video…

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Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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Magdalena Frackowiak Beach Photos

Magdalena Frackowiak shooting the new Victoria#39;s Secret catalog in St. Barts. That#39;s Polish model Magdalena Frackowiak suffering a bit of a wardrobe malfunction yesterday in St. Barts. Amazingly, Magdalena is a blonde Victoria#39;s Secret model, but Leonardo DiCaprio has never had with her. How crazy is that?

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Gracie Cavalho Shooting VS of the Day

Gracie Carvalho is some new generation Victoria’s Secret model who I assume is the Adriana Lima replacement, because Victoria’s Secret has a fucking formula, and with that formula comes constantly replacing the old with new versions of themselves, in what I like to think happens in a freakish genetic lab I want to have sex with. She’s 23, she’s in St Barts, she’s probably excited as fuck to be one of their girls on the roster, because that’s just how Victoria’s Secret has played it. It’s like if you make it in their catalog you fucking matter, but the reality of it is that they don’t actually pay well, because every girl everywhere wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model, so these girls are willing to do it for free for the title… It may be idiotic, but anything that tricks girls into getting half naked, I’m into. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Eydie Gorme Dies; Music Great Was 84

Concert and recording superstar Eydie Gorme has died at the age of 84. She performed everything from ballads to bossa nova with singing partner and husband Steve Lawrence, leaving an indelible mark on music in the 1960s. “Legendary singer and performer Eydie Gorme passed away peacefully at Sunrise Hospital following a brief illness,” her publicist, Howard Bragman, said. “She was surrounded by her husband, son and other loved ones.” In his own statement today, Steve Lawrence said: “Eydie has been my partner on stage and in life for more than 55 years. I fell in love with her the moment I saw her and even more the first time I heard her sing.” “While my personal loss is unimaginable,” he writes of his spouse of more than a half-century, “the world has lost one of the greatest pop vocalists of all time.” On The Ed Sullivan Show, in showrooms in the Catskills and in Las Vegas, Carnegie Hall and beyond, Steve and Eydie were longtime audience favorites. R.I.P.

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