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Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes…… Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics…. , Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel

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Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

My friends over at TCMag went to the trouble of posting 111 pictures of Candice Swanpoel for Victoria’s Secret. I am unfortunately not that motivated, but more importantly, no that interested in the doctored photoshoots Victoria’s Secret shove down our throat to sell billions of dollars, because they are all the fucking same…I know what more can you do with a bitch in a bikini on a beach that they haven’t already done….but they can start with no photoshopping out vagina definition or hard nipples…even though that would upset their Christian fan base, even though they should already upset their Christian fanbase as their husbands are jerking off to these bitches…and I understand why…cuz they are fucking hot….and that’s why I document this bitches other modeling gigs, even it is more clothed cuz shit’s just better quality and motivates me to figure out a way to give her an AIDS taste test with my tongue in her asshole…. Here’s some screen shots of Terry Richardson Shooting Candice for Japan Vogue and she’s in a bikini….and lovely….

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Candice Swanepoel by Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Kate Upton on Twitter

Here’s a damn awesome compilation of pictures tweeted by Victoria Secret model, Kate Upton. Continue reading

Zebra Katz – Ima Read (feat. Njena Reddd Foxxx) [Must Watch]

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Zebra katz – Ima Read from Mad Decent on Vimeo. I am not quite sure if this is the best thing ever, or the weirdest. Whatever the case may be, it is a complete trip. Zebra Kats is a Brooklyn-based act, signed to Mad Decent. This week they released the Ima Read Remix EP. Zebra Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : The Music Ninja Discovery Date : 24/01/2012 10:17 Number of articles : 2

Zebra Katz – Ima Read (feat. Njena Reddd Foxxx) [Must Watch]

WATCH: Your First Look At Victoria Beckham’s Diffusion Line!

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In case you’d forgotten that Victoria Beckham is designing a lower priced line of clothing, here’s a reminder that it will be in stores faster than you can say, “Diffusion collection!” Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Styleite Discovery Date : 24/01/2012 10:38 Number of articles : 2

WATCH: Your First Look At Victoria Beckham’s Diffusion Line!

Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Heather Marks is some Canadian fashion model who has been around a while and who is likely very high paid….cuz she’s at the top of her game….she even did the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show in 2006….and everyone knows Victoria’s Secret is the voice of what is popular in fashion models…. Despite being one of the biggest fashion sites on the internet, with my finger on the cusp of all things fashion, I’ve only done one post on her and it was for some shitty lingerie shoot ….even though I know she’s probably posed nude, topless or whatever cuz that’s what it takes to make it….a willingness to be a whore masked as a bitch who will sacrifice her body for the art…or some pretentious shit…. So I figured I’d put up this Disney themed shoot, cuz she’s showing some nipple, and for those of you pedophiles or disney fetishists cuz it’s not gay to wanna fuck a mascot mouse even if he’s supposed to be male…cuz mascot mouses have no gender, I figured you could jerk off to this shit… Here’s a shitty close up of some nipple…..

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Heather Marks Does Nipple at Disney for Elle France of the Day

Victoria Rae Black is hot

Here’s a pretty sweet gallery of pics tweeted by an up and coming pornstar, who goes by the name of Victoria Rae Black. Continue reading

Gisele Bundchen for Versace of the Day

Here’s some Gisele in what could be considered a bikini, but in what I consider boring, even if I can see her post-pregnancy mom abs…all chiseled and manly…cuz despite what Victoria’s Secret and her husband tell you, but was born with a cock….

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Gisele Bundchen for Versace of the Day

Bar Refaeli 2012 Passionata Calendar of the Day

People are saying this is Bar Refaeli’s 2012 calendar for some lingerie company that isn’t Victoria’s Secret, but that does have more interesting concepts than Victoria’s Secret, cuz Victoria’s Secret is fucking boring as shit, and these fucker’s just poach their Israeli hot pussy they fired and repackage her doing the exact same thing she always does cuz this half nakedness is where her skill set lies, it is all she knows and makes what you make a year in a day and I think that’s better than being blown up by arabs on a bus….. I didn’t bother background checking it….but I’ll post the pics anyway….

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Bar Refaeli 2012 Passionata Calendar of the Day

Miranda Kerr Naked in Industrie Magazine of the Day

Everyone made such a big deal about new mom Miranda Kerr wearing the Victoria’s Secret million dollar bra, you know cuz of all the hard marketing that went behind it…but I’m pretty sure I’d rather see her naked any fucking day…..so you can thank Industrie Magazine for making the bitch get naked for fashion…but I’ll just thank her slutty, stripper ways….What a slut…Good times…

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Miranda Kerr Naked in Industrie Magazine of the Day