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Bangers: Chanel Iman And Other Bodacious Banger Angels Cover ELLE In ‘Kini’s And Stuff

Posted on September 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of our favorite supermodels, Chanel Iman was selected along with three other Victoria’s Secret bangers for ELLE Magazine’s October covershoot . “We felt it was time to show the sexy side of fashion again, enlisting four of the runway’s super seductive models – Miranda Kerr, Chanel Iman, Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes in a story photographed by Alexei Hay and styled by ELLE Creative Director Joe Zee.” – Robbie Myers, ELLE Editor-in-Chief Keep clicking for more sexy shots from the story… including Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr’s banging post-baby bodies!!!

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Adriana Lima Bikini Model on the Beach

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

More mom’s need to take this Adriana Lima bitch’s lead and not let pregnancy ruin them from being jerked off to…..but for some reason…90 percent of mom’s just don’t fully bounce back cuz they lack motivation…maybe it is cuz they don’t have million dollar modeling contracts and a lifestyle to maintaing….maybe it is cuz they didn’t sell their soul to the devil Victoria’s Secret corporation who will kill off her family if she doesn’t sort her shit out….you know cuz they made her and can take it all away from her….maybe it is cuz average women just don’t have the right genes…but I like the think it’s all laziness….sure they’ll say they don’t sleep, they don’t have a team of nurses, they don’t have the millions in the bank to hire the best trainers and chefs, but I say that’s all just excuses…. That said, I did see a hot mom in a bikini in the park with her kid yesterday, I’m talking ripped body, but I’m pretty sure she was just a stripper and I was drunk, horny and always way more open minded in real life than I am on the internet… Either way, here’s some Lima beans….that may or may not be implants…you never know with the engineering that goes into a Victoria’s Secret bra that makes all bitches look like they have implant cleavage…but they are fantastic either way…

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Britney’s Mom’s Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures I can only assume are staged for the paparazzi because I don’t know anyone who has a pool built like an aquarium, even though I know a few bitches who should only swim in aquariums, you know as the featured whale or some shit…. I can only assume things were done this way, because looking at a bitch through water is the number one cure for cellulite…cuz she gets all distorted and worth fucking…not the Britney’s mom has ever not been worth fucking, I mean being Britney’s stepdad is fucking porn to me….that’s one shower I’d “accidentally walk in on” and one bed I’d “acidentally crawl into when drunk”….and one spanking I’d be more than happy to give…all while spending all her money….amazing…well not really amazing…but worth looking at for the depth of the fantasy this offers…. To See the Rest of the Pics Follow this Link

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Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, cuz I don’t give a fuck about Reese Witherspoon. She’s totally overrated… Not to mention, I could have told you these breeding cunt from the heartland was pregnant back when she got re-married, if I bothered paying attention that she got remarried, cuz these Christian freaks all do the whole shotgum wedding as to not be judged and sent to hell…despite us all knowing hell is where she belongs for being so irritating…. Not to mention, I stopped noticing her when she was the fat girl on Cruel Intentions who trapped the heartthrob by getting her slut pussy knocked up, leading to her becoming a baby factory….. She’s dull, she’s just a fat chick who jogs to not be a fat chick, I can tell by her face, and fat chicks never deserve this kind of celebrity, cuz fat chick is a state of fucking mind motherfucker…one that belongs alone and suicidal….or doing salsa lessons and online dating, hoping a dude will accidentally drop load in you so you too can be a Reese Witherspoon….only her KKK ass would never go black…and you’re limited in your options…If you know what I mean….

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Victoria’s Secret Robot Sluts at some Cancer Bullshit of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is an inside look at the tough life that is a Victoria’s Secret model after she sells her soul to victoria’s secret Devil in exchange for “making it” in the world of modeling…. The drones who were commanded to attend the event in NYC from mothership who they signed their life away to at risk of having family memebers killed if they don’t comply were Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellignson and Erin Heatherton…. The nature of the kind of work they are put through when not on a photoshoot like making them face the media and their needs and outrageous requests like “Ladies look up here” is totally appalling… I never trusted Victoria’s Secret. I’ve got a ton of conspiracies about them…all billion dollar company have secrets… and now I see the inner workings…and I think these work conditions need to be investigated…. Help me free our models!!!! Ideally all over my penis…

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Victoria’s Secret Robot Sluts at some Cancer Bullshit of the Day

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is an inside look at the tough life that is a Victoria’s Secret model after she sells her soul to victoria’s secret Devil in exchange for “making it” in the world of modeling…. The drones who were commanded to attend the event in NYC from mothership who they signed their life away to at risk of having family memebers killed if they don’t comply were Candice Swanepoel, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay Ellignson and Erin Heatherton…. The nature of the kind of work they are put through when not on a photoshoot like making them face the media and their needs and outrageous requests like “Ladies look up here” is totally appalling… I never trusted Victoria’s Secret. I’ve got a ton of conspiracies about them…all billion dollar company have secrets… and now I see the inner workings…and I think these work conditions need to be investigated…. Help me free our models!!!! Ideally all over my penis…

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Victoria Justice Jailbaitin’ of the Day

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a bike seat I am sure a handful of you weirdos would love to be sniffing after this Victoria Justice bitch goes on a long ride, like the guy I know locally who I always see late night, all over town, sniffing the seats on this city’s rental bike network….cuz that’s what perverts do. Either way, here’s Victoria Justice, who is 18, pretending she’s 14, cuz that’s her target market, doin’ what I have decided to call “Jailbaiting” cuz like “Masturbating” it is a self-fulfilling hustle to get as much attention as possible to yourself by being a long looking slut, knowing dudes love young looking sluts, and milking it like you are 18 and already too washed up to technically be jail bait… What’s next for her, a photoset of her playing with barbies, or tag, or whatever the fuck 14 year olds who aren’t having anal sex parties do these days… It is all a lie. Don’t buy into it…but you just can’t help yourself cuz you are a pervert…

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Report: François-Henri Pinault Knocked Up Linda Evangelista

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The father of Linda Evangelista’s four-year old son has finally been identified, and it’s the man many suspected in 2007. According to The New York Post , the Victoria’s Secret model was in court yesterday to hammer out an agreement with Fran

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All 51 Miss USA Delegates Respond To a Question

Posted on June 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.

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