We haven’t seen Kristin Cavallari in a while, and I was starting to get a little scared that maybe her 15 minutes were up or something. Apparently not though, because here she is being followed by the paparazzi down the street and looking as hot as ever in those tight leather pants. I don’t follow Kristin as much as I used back when she was just a hot nobody, but I think she might be preggers. There’s only one surefire way to tell though: I have to get a look at those funbags. Or I guess I could always just look it up and double-check, but that’s way less fun. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
So yesterday I got to introduce you guys to new Victoria’s Secret model Vika Levina , and today I’ve got another one: Mathilde Frachon . You know, I’ve been doing this job for a lot of years now, and I’d like to think that I’m getting good at telling which models have what it takes to make it big. And after looking at these pictures of Mathilde and that perfect booty of hers, I’ve got a good feeling about her. Trust me, the Little Tuna’s never wrong. » view all 51 photos
Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…
Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section… I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited… The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me… Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…
I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him. If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up. Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…
If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them…. You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition… I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess… TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS… Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio
Since this is the first post I’m doing on new Victoria’s Secret model Monika Jagaciak , I figured I’d give you guys the lowdown on the Polish hottie. Apparently she’s been modeling since she was 13, but before you start scrubbing your keyboard for fingerprints, don’t worry, she’s 19 now. She also supposedly likes to be called “Jac,” which is an okay nickname I guess, but if you ask me, I think a much better one would be “The future ex-Mrs. Tuna.” Don’t you think that has a nicer ring to it? » view all 50 photos
Since this is the first post I’m doing on new Victoria’s Secret model Monika Jagaciak , I figured I’d give you guys the lowdown on the Polish hottie. Apparently she’s been modeling since she was 13, but before you start scrubbing your keyboard for fingerprints, don’t worry, she’s 19 now. She also supposedly likes to be called “Jac,” which is an okay nickname I guess, but if you ask me, I think a much better one would be “The future ex-Mrs. Tuna.” Don’t you think that has a nicer ring to it? » view all 50 photos
