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Kate Upton Makes A Victoria’s Secret Catalog Appearance

It wasn’t long ago that some chick from Victoria’s Secret said that they would never use Kate Upton because “she was too obvious, too blond, and has the kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy”. Now I don’t completely disagree with this nut, but she did overlook that fact that Kate has the greatest rack in the business and if you’re a major lingerie company, you want those in your portfolio. Anyway, turns out Victoria’s Secret decided to use an old photo of Kate in their recent catalog, which can only mean: new Kate Upton Victoria’s Secret Lingerie sets are on their way.

Lily Aldridge: Supermodel Nerd In A Bikini

This is the third Lily Aldridge post in the last 7 days and it seems that we’ve got ourselves a nerdy supermodel in a bikini this time around. I’m sure all you 30 year old virgins will love this. I don’t. This is not her best look, but when she takes off the glasses, Lily has Superman-like powers and my penis becomes defenseless. Oh no, my undies are are getting tighter. Not again!

Lindsay Ellingson Topless For Victoria’s Secret

I don’t know why Lindsay Ellingson isn’t more popular when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models. She’s got everything you need to become a great supermodel: a killer body, she looks downright amazing in lingerie, and she knows better than to fall for my lame attempts to score a date with her. But other than that, she’s perfect. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos

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Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

I thought I was good at discovering hot nobodies, but I’ve got nothing on Victoria’s Secret. It seems like every week they’ve got a new model that’s even hotter than the one before. And since judging from these bikini pictures and her pretty much perfect body, Edita Vilkeviciute is going to be around for a long time, you’d better get to work on learning to pronounce her name. Once you’re finished drooling over her pictures, of course. Better clear your schedule, this might take a while. Photos: Fameflynet

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Dita Von Teese Fetish Vine of the Day

Dita Von Teese was a gutter fetish model before she got “famous” on the internet, landing some Playboy shit that turned her into a Jenny McCarthy, star fucking, mainstream version of a pin-up model, in an era when Burlesque made a comeback, well she posted one of her earlier clips, ballerina feet in pie, and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s a ridiculous fetish, and more importantly, any girl can do this at home for some extra money, without feeling like a gutter hooker, even if like Dita Von Teese, you are.

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Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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Candice Swanepoel Knows How To Please

Now this is more like it. After those pictures we had earlier of Candice Swanepoel modeling Victoria’s Secret casual wear , the company smartened up and got her back into lingerie for this set of pictures. It makes a lot more sense, if you ask me. With legs like this, Candice just wasn’t made to wear pants. Or a shirt. Or anything at all for that matter, but until those candids come in like I keep asking for, we’ll just have to make do with these. Enjoy. Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude

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Elyse Taylor Lingerie Pictures

I’ve gotta admit, I was a little skeptical about all the new blood Victoria’s Secret has been bringing in lately. I know the old models are getting up there these days — I’m pretty sure Adriana Lima just hit 31, which is practically retirement age in supermodel years. But this shoot from Elyse Taylor is starting to convince me that maybe they’ve got the right idea. I mean, just look at that amazing 26-year-old body. I don’t know about you, but I’m looking forward to enjoying it for the next two to four years until they scrap her for a younger model. » view all 29 photos

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Ashley Tisdale’s Perma Duck Face

I’ve never heard of Maniac Magazine, but they managed to get a “very busy” Ashley Tisdale to do a spread. Obviously, they didn’t get the memo to only shoot her body because pretty much every shot of her face has the same stupid expression. I don’t know why chicks think pressing their lips together like a duck is sexy because it’s not! The only time a girl should do this is either sucking on a sour candy, or at the end of a porn clip.