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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Feb 2, 2015 at 3:39am PST This is just insane… I mean Izabel Goulart has been producing consistent workout erotica on social media for a awhile now, but her body is just fucking ripped to fuck, and I guess the hard work and starvation is paying the fuck off. I mean if you got paid millions to look amazing, you would probably do this too, but that shouldn’t take away from how fucking hot this is. Now I don’t think she’s posting this for her female fans to get inspired, if anything those catty bitches hate her for it…. But I do think at least one person has jerked off to this…because it’s just next fucking level…
Enemy of the site, Chrissy Teigen is clever, and I am not just saying that because she tricked a talented musician who was friends with Kanye and bound to be famous, before he was famous, to date her… She is clever because she’s managed to levarage her Sports Illustrated modelling that reaches the frat boy crowd, to become a funny little social media personality, despite never really being that hot…. She has friended the right editors and nerds and has sucked up to them so they post her shit, like the babe in high school getting these socially awkwards to do her homework… She’s manipulated everyone around her to thinking there was something special about her, and she’s probably never made a dollar doing it, but who needs money, she covered that early on by marrying John Legend…that dude’s rich… They did GQ together, because that’s all part of owning your man, and she pulled out her tit and realeased it…because that’s what these breed of girls does..and really…this is one thing about her that I can say with confidence that there’s nothing wrong with… Either way, she’s full of shit…but this tit was part of that bullshit…the only part of her bullshit I like. Yes, I posted this pic yesterday and didn’t realize there was nipple. I’m desensitized.
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:59am PST Here’s Jessica Alba working out on instagram – because people are….about Jessica Alba working out on Instagram, even if Jessica Alba is a washed up celebrity, she’s still a budding billionaire spokesperson for some brand, and more imporatntly, she’s still got a ridiculous body…even if she’s a mom of two…because when you work hard on your billion dollar brand all day, by not actually doing anything other than being Jessica Alba…there’s always time for squats….so much time for squats…in fact that’s all their is to do when the whole business is being run by actual business people using her celebrity as nothing more than a marketing hook…
I don’t really know who Kat Graham is…I just know she’s at some Rihanna organized charity event…because Rihanna cares about the people, especially when it is good for her Public image, when she’s constantly criticized for being a whore…. The real highlight of the event was Salma Hayek’s Tits ….but I figure why give that mexican more attention, she’s already managed to scam her way out working the hotel as a chambermaid…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:19am PST Izabel Goulart fitness – is a great fitness inspiration to us all….and by fitness inspiration I mean – fitness porn As far as I’m concerned, the mot relevant person in fitness porn. Doing moves girls can can try to copy at home – in efforts to get as good as her…all while guys can masturbate to her body’s magic….because it is on instagram and not at the gym…where masturbating to her would get you arrested… Amazing.
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:55am PST The Victoria’s Secret Infomercial is tomorrow, it is filming in London, It is overly hyped, overly marketed, and that reminds me just how doomed our retard consumer society is…I mean if I told you 15 years ago, that you are going to get excited about an informercial in prime time, that wasn’t about spray on hair, or the Slap Chop, but instead girls in lingerie, who have awesome bodies, but who are still just peddling shit quality underwear made in a sweatshop, you’d probably agree with me, in the late 90s, we had limited options when it came to seeing half naked girls…but it is the internet generation, we have porn, there is nothing good about this….I mean other than the amazing girls who make your wives and girlfriends disappoint you everytime they try on the panties you bought them as a shitty thoughtless gift to shut them up… This is Izabel Goulart showing off her fitness, to show you fat bitches how it is done…and here she is doing the mandatory social media plug for the event, it’s in her contract… A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:44am PST
A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Nov 11, 2014 at 2:35am PST It may not be Vertans Day…but I am thankful for comedian and all around good time…bringing joy to my life…making fun of sluts…by being slutty….babe @AshleyInLA on INSTAGRAM
Selena Gomez was in FLAUNT MAGAZINE a few weeks ago, and I guess this is a screenshot from the behind the scenes video – featuring her tit in a lacy top – that if you look at it with nerd vision, you may see a glimpse of discoloration that may or may not be her nipple, which may or may not be enough for you to masturbate to, but I assume you’re more desensitized than that, you know like you’re one of those weirdos who needs to get off to really fucking weird things… But I guess it is still Selena Gomez and her possible nipples…and that’s exciting news – if you’re a pathetic…and you are.
I don’t find female MMA very erotic. I am not the kind of guy who is into killer girls doing killer things….unless there are thongs and mud or jello involved….it’s just a bit too masculine, violent and even scary….but I do find this video of an ear exploding fascinating… But not as fascinating as Rhonda Rousey, who isn’t in the above video, but who everyone fucking loves, and who is even sexualized as a model, despite her testicles and manly body….but her next fight is set for Feb 28th and odds are set. According to SportsbookReview.com Ronda is a 10-1 favorite at the Staples Center…. Here she is boxing… Hittin a flat double end bag today lol video via @layziethesavage A video posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:17pm PDT