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I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is taking this whole “professional Instagram model” thing of hers so seriously. This is her second round of sexy selfies in two weeks. But if Sarah wants to become a true pro, she’s going to have to step it up a bit more than this. Weekly bathrobe pictures are good, but we’re talking that, plus a minimum of 1-2 booty shaking videos a day. This is serious work!
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Those Teen Mom girls sure do stay busy, huh? So far this year, Jenelle Evans, Chelsea Houska, and Briana DeJesus have given birth, and Kailyn Lowry is expecting another baby anytime now. There have been rumors that Catelynn Lowell is pregnant again , too, and we wouldn’t be surprised to hear a real announcement sometime this year. Leah Messer has been the subject of pregnancy rumors as well, and Chelsea has admitted to having baby fever . And who knows when Maci Bookout could find herself with child again … All the ladies from Teen Mom got their claim to fame by being 16 and Pregnant, and many of them are sticking with what they know — which, hey, it’s a valid life choice. But according to the latest gossip, Jenelle could be the next girl to come out with a pregnancy announcement. And that’s scary. Right now, Jenelle has three children. There’s Jace, who will turn 8 next month. Jenelle had him with one of her high school boyfriends, Andrew Lewis, and she signed custody over to her mother shortly after giving birth. Then there’s three-year-old Kaiser, who she shares with Nathan Griffith. Finally, there’s Ensley, the baby girl she and David Eason welcomed less than six months ago . She’s certainly got her hands full, even with her mother maintaining custody of Jace. So why add to her already full plate by throwing another baby in the mix? We don’t know, but then again, we’ve never claimed to know the warped hellscape that exists in Jenelle’s head. The point is that she’s already got three kids, including a toddler and an infant, and if we’re to believe all the recent clues , she’ll have herself a newborn in a few months. The first clue can be found on Jenelle’s Instagram page — specifically in those dumb ads she always posts. In a recent selfie, she promoted some weight loss tea, the kind that’s supposed to make your tummy flat. But she didn’t even show her tummy. In another ad for a fitness supplement, she stood behind a counter in a baggy shirt, again completely hiding her midsection. Then, in a patriotic selfie she posted on Snapchat, her followers noticed that her stomach looked different than it usually does — sort of like it contained a baby bump. It’s all pretty suspicious. Throw in the fact that Jenelle is known to fib about her pregnancies, and people have been on high alert for anything that could indicate that she is, in fact, with child. And in a new photo David posted, we got just that. Here’s the photo in question: Cute enough, right? Considering the people in the photo. And while Jenelle may be looking a little thicker in the photo than usual — she looks great, honestly — the real juicy stuff is in the caption. “V.I.,” that’s what David wrote to describe this photo. “Oh, big whoop,” you may be thinking. “The guy hit some letters on his phone while posting the photo and it’s supposed to be a clue that Jenelle is pregnant?” But consider for a moment that the caption isn’t the result of David’s big fumbling man hands — instead, it could be a roman numeral. V.I. is the roman numeral for six, which, as far as we know, doesn’t hold any real significance for the couple. But Jenelle has two kids from previous relationships, as does David, and they have Ensley together … that’s five kids between them. And the new baby growing in Jenelle’s uterus would make six. It’s all just so very exciting, isn’t it?! Right now, right at this very moment, Jenelle Evans could be pregnant. What a world. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Couples: RANKED From Worst to First!
Wednesday was Bikini Day! Plenty of people celebrated it as the most wonderful time of the year, because it’s July and if the entire Northern Hemisphere is going to be unbearably hot, then those of us who live here might as well make the most of it. Amy Schumer’s contribution to Bikini Day was a little late and a little unorthodox, and might surprise you (or not surprise you at all), depending on how well you know Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer’s brand is — well, it’s successful, for one thing. But she’s known for being funny. (Yes, we can all debate some of her jokes and comedy is subjective and blah-blah-blah, but she’s funny). She’s know for being irreverent. (A lot of comedy is) And she’s known for being body-positive. (With the possible exception of that time Amy Schumer body-shamed Khloe Kardashian for losing weight) We think that her Bikini Day photo really, truly represents her brand. Now, this is unusual in terms of bikini photos. It’s mostly the angle that’s unorthodox. Amy Schumer’s bikini photos in the past have been a little more traditional. And we suppose that by “traditional,” we in part mean “taken at flattering angles.” Some people look their best laying on their backs. (But don’t tell a coworker that because it will sound sexual and you will deservedly get in trouble) But every position in which you hold your body is going move things around, and maybe what makes your boobs look their best doesn’t do wonders for your butt. In this case, though, Amy Schumer’s somehow managing to lay down and also slouch at the exact same time. And yeah, it makes her abdomen look a little less smooth than usual. Perhaps more to the point, her legs are open, as if the camera’s about to investigate what she’s got going on under those bottoms. (If so, good for her!) But the end result is something that’s bound to grab attention. Which is about as on-brand as Amy Schumer gets. Though it used to seem like they were perfect together, Amy Schumer and Ben Hanisch broke up last month. That was a bit of a surprise — even we were taken aback. (And we can be a little cynical sometimes) But it just wasn’t expected, considering how much the two loved each other . On the plus side, maybe they’ll both find their perfect partners, somewhere out there. (Also, maybe we won’t be subject to any more too much information anecdotes about Amy Schumer’s oral sex habits … at least not in relation to Ben) (Like, we’re not prudes, but there’s a time and a place, okay?) Most people who take bikini photos of that nature are already so thoroughly settled down that they basically don’t care what people think of their bodies. Amy Schumer’s message is different. She’s not shy about showing her body for exactly what it is. (She’s not shy about anything , let’s be real) Besides, she knows that we’ve already all seen her more standard bikini pics. She still looks good in both photos. We wonder if her odd angle choice is going to catch on. You never know what’s going to set a weird trend. Maybe next year, or for the rest of the summer, Kendall Jenner’s bikini pics will be from that angle? Or maybe Emily Ratajkowski’s huge boobs won’t stop her from getting jobs when they appear a little flatter when she assumes the Schumer pose . But … probably not. View Slideshow: 17 Reasons Why We Adore Amy Schumer
Rodrigo Alves has undergone 51 cosmetic procedures and earned the nickname “The Human Ken Doll.” Whatever you might think of his personal choices, we can agree that Alves didn't undergo all of these surgeries to come out looking like Lord Voldemort. Unfortunately, as he learns in this appearance on Botched , that might end up being the case. Because his nose could atrophy and literally fall off of his face . Watch the video below! Okay, so Rodrigo Alves is a British television personality. He's also probably exactly the sort of person who qualifies as a plastic surgery addict. Like, we're no experts, but … seriously. That's 51 elective procedures. And apparently the last two procedures on his nose were so close together that they did some damage. While Alves laments that his last rhinoplasty's results were “perfect,” it sounds like there was a serious complication. And that's why he's on Botched . Look, by its nature, Botched is full of horror stories. That's the show where we heard of Mama June's terrible C-Section mishap . There was a trans woman whose surgeon gave her unmanageably large breasts that she didn't ask for. Worst of all, one time Farrah Abraham was on Botched . That memory still keeps us up at night. But … we're talking about a man's nose turning black with atrophy and falling off like he's a cartoon character. The image is grotesque, but the risk sounds real. When somebody's face might pull a Sphinx if they make one more mistake with it, it's not time to mince words. “The issue is what we call the soft tissue envelope — that's the skin,” Dr. Nassif explains to a very worried Alves. “So, by you having three surgeries within a period of 12-15 months, destroyed your tissue — the skin's no good.” Just the thought of us makes our noses hurt in sympathy. Up to a point. Meanwhile, Alves himself notes that his friends never had problems but that he's unlucky, so he keeps asking “why me.” Like … we know that the situation sucks, but maybe there are little kids floating on makeshift rafts to escape their war-torn homelands whose “why me?” questions carry a little more weight. We're not going to dive into deep theological questions of why bad things happen. But we're guessing that maybe Alves' friends spaced their surgeries out a little more. “Your nose, on the inside … you have no airway,” Dr. Nassif continues in the tone of carefully explaining to a student why their failure to show up to an exam resulted in such a bad final grade. “And it's short, so this is all scarred together.” Big yikes. “And now, since you just had surgery three months ago, it's going to scary again more. It's in a healing phase.” Alves seems like he wants to protest, but the doctor keeps going. “If you try to [do another procedure on] your skin now, while it's healing, there's a high possibility, that if you let one of these doctors touch your nose now, this will turn black and then die and fall off.” It's pretty clear that the doctors, both Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif, are spelling it out for him to make sure that he gets it. And they're using dramatic language to do it, in almost a scared straight sort of effort. But it sounds like it's working. It sure scared the crap out of us. We hope that they can fix his nose, somehow. At the very least, we hope that Alves will listen to the good doctors. If not, he might end up playing the worst game of “got-your-nose” in world history. Watch the video to see their exchange — and his nose — for yourself. The photos can't do it justice.
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Rihanna absolutely deserves happiness, and she’s clearly getting it. We saw Rihanna making out with the unnecessarily handsome Hassan Jameel in those famous hot tub pics just last month. And now we know even more about this gorgeous couple’s new relationship — including that it’s not as new as the world assumed. Apparently, Rihanna and Hassan Jameel have been hooking up for months , according to Us Weekly . That goes back way before they were photographed necking in Ibiza. The two of them were then photographed again — wearing more clothes than they had been in the relative privacy of Rihanna’s villa — out getting coffee. Hassan Jameel, as you might recall, is a Saudi businessman. He’s deputy president and vice chairman of a family-owned company that owns the rights to sell Toyota cars in Saudi Arabia. Hassan may have a number of qualifiers in his position like “deputy” and “vice,” but he’s become something of the face of his family’s company. Probably not only because he’s handsome, but let’s not rule that out as a factor. He’s traveled the world to represent his family’s business interests, and that’s included meeting British royalty. While we don’t know Hassan Jameel’s personal net worth, his family’s said to be worth about $1.5 billion. That’s nothing to scoff at, even if you’re an intensely successful singer who’s worth hundreds of millions yourself. But we suspect that it isn’t Jameel’s money that drew Rihanna’s interest. And while the fact that Hassan is really, really, ridiculously good-looking can’t have hurt, we know that Rihanna could have any guy on the planet, so there’s more to this. But Rihanna’s past comments paint a pretty clear picture of what she wants in a man. We already knew, of course, that Rihanna doesn’t like casual sex . (To each their own) But our girl RiRi has some definite opinions about the qualities that she’s seeking in a man. And, for reasons that we can’t explain, Rihanna describes her ideal lover in terms of personality rather than physical traits. “I’m turned on by guys who are cultured.” That goes beyond a guy she can take to the J. Paul Getty art museum, folks. “They don’t have to have a single degree, but they should speak other languages or know things about other parts of the world or history or certain artists or musicians.” That’s a wide array. Note that she’s not requiring that every guy who wants to date her be a polymath of some sort. They just need to know something interesting. A skill or knowledge or experience. And while we’re sure that Rihanna would prefer guys with multiple talents to one-trick ponies, she’s not demanding that potential suitors have every skill or piece of knowledge. Rihanna understands that education never ends. “I like to be taught.” And no, that does not mean that Rihanna likes mansplaining. Basically, Rihanna likes a man whose mind is rich with thoughts, knowledge, and experiences . Hey, more cute-and-dumb types for everyone who prefers those, right? (Who would want to have to compete with Rihanna anyway?) We’re so, so glad that she’s having a good time. Rihanna brings joy to the world, whether it’s through incredible music or through captivating music videos about killing men. We’re not claiming that Hassan Jameel is going to be Rihanna’s happily ever after or that she’ll be his, of course. We don’t know if they’re dating -dating (hookups can go on for years without ever turning into dating) or if things will get even more serious than that. They don’t know what the future will hold and neither do we. But happiness doesn’t have to be permanent to have meaning. Now that the world knows about it, the rest of us get to vicariously enjoy their relationship as long as it lasts. View Slideshow: Rihanna Twerking: The Greatest Hits Collection
