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This is amazing… Some drunk chick went to the Addington races in New Zealand, got all dolled up in her dress and Royal Wedding headwear, you know cuz the horse races are a high society affair….where people behave appropriately and drink modestly as to not get too wasted…as they wouldn’t want that to end up in the society pages….unless of course you are this girl, who got fucking wasted, then ran on the track, with intent to streak, you know to really make a name for herself amongst the sheep she shares her city with…… But she was too drunk….you know drunk enough to make this deicision but too drunk to go through with it…like a drunk driver trying to get home, but instead running over a kid playing in his yard…only with less death… See instead of flashing, she lost her balance and didn’t quite get past the tittes on the flash…all we got was panties she shouldn’t have been wearing…which is fine by me….even though I like seeing strange crazy drunk pussy….because what she’s doing pretty much defines my kind of girl…classy yet too drunk to stand…but not too drunk to give me access to pussy so that I don’t feel like a rapist as they snore….

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Streaker Fail at the Addington Races of the Day