We haven’t seen a viral video about cats this funny since … the spoof upon which this spoof is based. Or Mylo the rapping cat , he was good too. Anyway, somebody took the hilarious, eHarmony video profile of Debbie, the crazy cat loving girl, and made an auto-tuned dance remix out of it. In addition to a beat that will BLOW THE ROOF off the club, it also poses an existential dilemma: We just can’t love every cat. What are we to do?! The video is actually an ad for Songify , the new free Gregory Brothers iPhone app from Khush. As for Debbie, no word if she’s still single … Can’t Hug Every Cat – eHarmony Girl Tribute
I’m sure this is old…but it is new to me…. Here’s a video of a girl in a bikini getting raped by a dog….It’s pretty obvious that they staged this shit and that she is instigating him….you know like she totally seduced the dog and lead him to believe he had a chance with her, making me relate to the exploited dog, who was forced to be the punchline in some cruel joke when all he wanted to do was eat vagina and cum… This reminds me of the series of webcam videos I’ve been seeing the last few months of what look like 18 year old girls getting eaten out by their dogs …the world is a horrible place…even though I’m sure pervert bitches were doing this decades ago too….see cuz dogs can’t talk and rat their pervert asses out.. Sidenote, the girl in the back screaming “I’m dying, I’m actually dying” like a gay man or a jappy spoiled girl from Jersey….apparently actually died…
Planking is taking over….I knew it was a trend a few months ago…but I didn’t think it was actually going to go mainstream…I mean I see the shit in facebook albums…in wedding photos….I see the shit when I decide to leave my house cuz the world’s not all that scary and I even found myself explaining to a group of people what planking was last night…cuz they had never heard of it..they didn’t quite get the point of it…I tried to tell them if the right girl girls in the planking position in a skirt she’s easier to rape…but that still wasn’t a selling point…we cam across this video and I think it sums up planking pretty nice…cuz it’s just fucking stupid…unless you fall off a bridge doing it…
This is probably the best videos that has been sent to me to date….It is of some drunken crazy mexican looking chick peeing in the urinal at Dodgers stadium, where she makes the guy next to her hold her fucking beer and she takes a sip of it as a line-up of men just can’t process what they’re witnessing, but luckily a dude was smart enough to video the shit, cuz this is what fucking legends are made of…Nice Bush. It seems insane, but every event I’ve been to, girls have rushed into the men’s room to avoid line-ups….they just don’t do it like this crazy, yet amazing, bitch… I used to go to clubs with co-ed bathrooms, and I always thought how hot it was that we were all peeing together with no gender lines, until some drunken chick shat herself from too much speed, and I was caught in the fucking crossfire of her friends cleaning her off….and the fucking smells I still remember today…smells that made eating out girls hard on me for a solid 12 hours cuz all I could think about was that smell….leading me to think it’s better to keep shit separate. Literally. But seeing everyday pussy while taking a piss isn’t ever a bad thing….Enjoy!
This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.
This is the kind of shit that makes my head explode….I lasted a minute in, but I’m sure it gets funny… The good news for these girls is that they were born in a society where the most complicated survival skill needed was how to make an appointment to get your nails done or some shit…because if they had to fend for themselves against the elements, it’d be hilarious to watch, but pretty much the end of them… They should ask these bitches these questions while in their bikinis, because that’s wha they are good for…showing off their tits…we should be knowledged in that. Shouldn’t we Miss Idaho no You da Ho.
Someone’s looking for attention! Short shorts with her ass hanging out, a jug of water and some see through native shirt like she’s heading back to her camp sexy campsite… I guess that’s what happens when your Twilight movie you’ve been riding for attention hasn’t hit theaters yet and your latch on relationship with a homosexual has been who was all the rage when first got involved with him and pretended you didn’t fuck him, cuz fucking in not very Christian, even though the Jonas brothers are seemingly very jewish…from hair to their name…I guess it’s all part of their make the money while we can campaign…..because based on how this slut works the cameras, there’s no way that pussy isn’t getting slammed on the regular…at least you’d hope it is getting slammed on the regular…cuz otherwise it’d be a real fucking waste of a pussy… but she is a good marketer who taps into the minds of the youth…and there’s nothing hotter than a good marketer,….I mean other than good tits, good ass, good blowjob skills, good cooking and cleaning ability, etc etc etc, you know what I’m saying….and that’s that marketing skills aint shit…especially when it’s all crafted by her team of experts….it was a little MBA humor or at least an attempt at it that totally didn’t translate over the internet… Here are some more pics of Ashley Greene all sweaty in Tight Pants of the Day
Either this bitch was sold off to her neighbor for a couple of goats, or this is her in a bikini with her father acting inappropriate, at least by American Standards, which is funny cuz she’s Miss USA…..and god knows what incest desert muslims are into, breeding like crazy people, building their own rogue army and killing off those who disgrace the family in the eyes of allah and shit, a missing person gone unnoticed by the tribe, cuz no one’s ever seen the bitch’s face, as she’s always been under a sheet and can’t be recognized…. That said…if I was that dude I’d be thinking to myself “this is my kind of father’s day”…..as long as she knows a cock tease must always finish the task at hand….
Cameron Diaz is tall and amazing. Long legs and a see through top. Sure she’s older, more haggard….Botoxed face, maybe even scary looking, like some kind of muppet or treasure troll coming to steal my soul…. rocking a body built to fucking last in a wrestling match, all muscular and broad shouldered, pretending her hourglass figured isn’t boxing out, and her menopause isn’t turning her half man, unable to reproduce and all out of estrogen…. But amazing as she promotes her movie Bad Teacher….nevertheless…
I was sent this video over twitter and the dude who made it really believes it has potential of going viral….I on the other hand don’t find it hardcore enough, sure watching a dude puke in a pint and drink it is kinda vile, but it is his own puke….which totally cancels out the grossness of it, it’s just not pleasant to look at….which to me means this video is on some pussy level of trying to be hardcore and crazy…. The dude who sent it to me defended his stance by saying he went on to drink piss, his own and someone else’s, again gross in theory, but piss is sterile, making the risk factor almost none, and people drink each other’s piss all the time, usually every time you hit up a restaurant chain with a disgruntled worker, or an open bowl of mints…it’s no big deal. Maybe I just hate drunken idiots…maybe I prefer them to be with naked chicks…maybe I only like my two anything one anything to have more nudity….maybe I’m wrong….I know I haven’t quite grasped the frat boy market, and this seems like something they’d love… That said, I hope my two readers make this huge, cuz I like supporting local talent, even though dudes no where near me, globalization and technology brings him right into this shithole I call home… What do you think? Comments please.
