Anyone who thinks parents and technology don't mix needs to rethink life, 'cause these texts prove that dads have it down pat. In fact, if your father is not a big texter, it might be worth getting the old man a new phone for Father's Day for the comedic potential. From bad jokes and hilariously juvenile references to autocorrect fails we can all relate to, these exchanges will leave you ROFL 24/7. And hopefully double checking the recipient before hitting send. 1. Get Some 8====D We’re definitely smiling right now. 2. Take What For a Ride? Great as that comeback by Dad was, we’re calling BS on this one. No one asks to go “for a ride” in a kayak. 3. Those … We can only imagine the term of endearment used here. 4. A Load of Lauren Is she hot? Regardless, she’s a better option than men, who are all pigs. 5. You Are LAME Dads are not afraid to tell it like it is. 6. Parental Stamp of Approval That story was so great, this father couldn’t stay mad. View Slideshow
For a change, Kim Zolciak is not using the power of social media to show off her body or push any unhelpful products. Instead, the Bravo reality star is taking up a cause on Instagram that’s far more important than tummy tucks or breast enhancements: She’s paying tribute to her husband and giving fans an update on her son. Over the weekend, we reported on the frightening story that Zolciak’s four-year old son, Kash, had been attacked by a dog and hospitalized as a result of his injuries. “I don’t know where to start,” Kim wrote at the outset her Instagram post on the subject, adding: “The last 14hrs of our lives has been a living nightmare. “My sweet @kashbiermann was bit by a dog and had very traumatic injuries. I’ve never prayed so hard, or been so scared in my life. “My husband, our daughters, Kj, Tracey, his nanny, Michael Beck and everyone close to us all pulled us together and held each other up.” Kim then shared the following photo of husband, Kroy Biermann, and their young child in the hospital: Heartbreaking stuff. On Tuesday night, Zolciak shared a new picture of Kroy and Kash in the hospital, writing a caption that served as both a tribute to her husband and an update on her toddler. “I don’t know what I would do without you @kroybiermann,” Kim penned along with the following image. As you can see below, she added: “Kash just got out of surgery in this pic and he was heading to his room. He woke up looking for his daddy. “We left our house in such a hurry Kroy had no shoes on and I literally was half naked w/ deep conditioner in my hair…Those were the least of our worries.” Kim also noted that Kroy wasn’t the only one who has remained by Kash’s side throughout this horrible ordeal. The reality sensation also posted a moving picture of son K.J. holding the hand of his brother. “First and fair most THANK YOU for all your prayers,” she wrote as a caption to this snapshot. “They were heard and Kash is going home today earlier than expected. Thank you for all your comments, tweets, emails, and texts. We honestly felt all the positive energy you guys were sending and we couldn’t be more grateful. “Praying for a speedy recovery.” We all are. Even those who watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online and groan every time Kim comes on screen must be feeling horrible for her and her loved ones right now. Thankfully, Zolciak most recently shared a photo of her little boy sitting up in bed and played video games, writing along with it: “Kash is doing incredible!!” Phew. We’re so very glad to hear it. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
There are few feelings worse in the world than learning your significant other is cheating on you. So can you imagine the shock, pain and anger you'd feel if you actually walked in on said significant other and another man in bed? That's exactly what happened to a Facebook user named Duston Holloway. Yet… he somehow resisted the urge to yell, scream, beat the guy up or throw his girlfriend's belongings all around the room. Instead, he calmly took note of the situation and snapped a bunch of photos of the pair between the sheets. He then shared these images on Facebook, partly to shame his lying girlfriend, but partly (we hope) to take pride in how he handled the situation. Scroll through the photos below, take a look at the responses Duston has received and maybe send Holloway some naked pics, hot ladies of the Internet. The guy totally deserves them. 1. It’s True, They Do! Duston shared this important message prior to giving his followers a look at what he walked in on. 2. Three is an Awkward Crowd There’s Duston in the bottom right-hand corner. There’s his girlfriend in bed (to the left). And there’s some dude who is decidedly NOT Duston. 3. Wakey, Wakey… Or just stay asleep. I’ve got some more angles I’d like to shoot from. 4. So, This Sucks It does. But you’ll find someone better, Duston. And you are now an Internet legend. 5. Know What’s Better Than Waking Them Up? Sharing these photos on Facebook while they sleep, so they sign on in the morning to a flood of shock, scorn and humiliation. HA! 6. Duston Went Viral for His Efforts Your dude? He’s our dude, too, dude! View Slideshow
Last night, Da Brat hosted an exclusive listening party for her new artist, Cornbread . 21 year old Cornbread is best known as being the new rising star from Chicago with the viral single, “RokkIt.” Over 150 influencers attended, the listening party held at Mass Appeal (clothing boutique) in Atlanta, GA including Trina Braxton (“Braxton Family Values”) and Headkrack (“Dish Nation”). Attendees were treated to tasty bites while they watched the world premiere of Cornbread’s new music video “ Passenger Rider.” Cornbread “lovers” can purchase his new single, “Passenger Rider,” now on all digital platforms. Check out the single “ Passenger Rider ” by clicking here !
If the name Jeremy Meeks doesn’t ring a bell, maybe his mug shot from 2014 will. https://www.instagram.com/p/BO5gbX7BcAm/ Yes, that guy. Nicknamed “Jail Bae,” Meeks had all of social media swooning when his mugshot from the Stockton Police Department went viral. Meeks was facing federal gun charges in California at the time. After serving his […]
IT HAS GONE TOO FAR!! You know a viral prank has gone too far, when the family, the worst, most vile and useless people, who just really understand marketing and manipulating the retard people into buying into their shit…. When girl is projected on the Empire State Building….like a bad horror movie, post apocalyptic, EVIL overlord type futuristic movie. Shit is terrifying…but it is happening, and you are all allowing it. She’s not even that hot…she’s a fucking monster…but not as much of a monster as her dad turned mom, or sisters, but she’s still not hot enough to be the fucking Empire State building, maybe inserting the Empire State Building in her ass in a video like she was KIM, but projected on it…that’s fucking setting up a target for pretty angry, uptight, fed up people…to do bad things to it…. Here’s that creepy KIM VS KYLIE picture going around to remind you that either these cunts are both created in the same plastic surgery lab…because they are half sisters and shouldn’t look this close together – or Kyle is one of Kim’s abortions that survived and they raised to be a merchant of evil selling product…to make the world a more and horrible place… Some tits… The post Kendall Jenner is the Empire State Building of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jenelle Evans has quite the story to tell. Because hey, you know the story of United Airlines and David Dao ? David is a doctor, and he boarded a flight on United Airlines from Chicago to Louisville earlier this week. Everyone hopped on the plane before it was announced that the flight was overbooked, and five passengers would have to leave. After no one volunteered, five people were chosen at random, and while four of them left willingly, David, the fifth passenger, refused because, as a doctor, he has several appointments the next day and couldn’t reschedule his flight. United called the police, they violently removed David from the plane, and the story immediately went viral . It’s pretty much all anyone’s been able to talk about for the past several days. “OK,” you may be thinking, “but what does any of this have to do with Jenelle Evans, everyone’s favorite Teen Mom trainwreck?” And the answer, friends, is that is has everything to do with Jenelle. See, Jenelle and her boyfriend, David Eason, went on yet another vacation this week. They left their new baby , Ensley, and Jenelle’s two-year-old son Kaiser behind so they could take the oldest kids, Jace and David’s daughter Maryssa, to an Ariana Grande concert. They flew American Airlines, and we know that because on April 13th, Jenelle tweeted the following message: “After letting the manager know at @AmericanAir I was rudely treated. Was assaulted at the airport. Tried to grab my phone out of my hands!” It’s hard to know exactly what she means here because Jenelle isn’t the best at communicating — was the phone thing the assault here? Was being “rudely treated” the assault? Was she actually assaulted? Considering her criminal record , you’d think she’d be a little clearer on this point. American Airlines responded to her tweet, telling her “Your comments concern us, Jenelle. Please DM us with your record locator and details.” We assume she did DM them, because we haven’t heard anything else about the situation, and she even deleted the original message. But someone did tell her “Sounds like you were on United Airlines” and she responded with “Lmao for real… people need to stop the madness!”, and that exchange is still up. OK, now look, we don’t want to say that Jenelle could be lying for attention … But her followers are more than willing to say so. When one of her less assuming fans told Jenelle to let everyone know how things turn out, another replied “What happened is that she lied. She lies about everything.” Another theorized “Jenelle just needs to make sure she has income after MTV fires her so this will be her new job of suing companies!” “She does this same exact thing every single time she flies,” one person wrote. “By the way it’s karma because she treats everyone badly.” View Slideshow: Teen Mom 2: 19 Things You Don’t Know About The Moms! If Jenelle really was assaulted at the airport, then we feel for her and hope that she gets justice or acknowledgement or whatever it is she wants from this. And we’ll just leave it at that.
A handful of damaging rumors have dogged Beyonce over the past several days. There was chatter that she thinks she’s too fat to leave the house , for example. And there was talk that she and Jay Z are secretly paying money to a shadow organization that assures Beyonce only receives positive press. But while both of those reports are likely untrue, the following news item has been verified by a very reliable source: Beyonce and Jay Z have now been married for nine years! That’s nearly a full decade! Neither the singer nor the rapper has acknowledged today’s anniversary online, but Beyonce’s mother, Tina Knowles, couldn’t help but honor the couple via a very sweet post on Instagram. “9 years already??? Congratulations to the Carters on their Anniversary,” Knowles wrote as a caption to the following photo. “That’s my arm fixing the dress lol,” she added, referring to her tugging on the train of her daughter’s wedding dress in the throwback snapshot. Pretty cool, huh? It’s not often we see such cute, personal photos of Beyonce and Jay Z, who comprise both one of the world’s most famous couples and one of the world’s most private at the same time. Beyonce and Jay Z were married on April 4, 2008 in a private, intimate ceremony. As you can see, the gorgeous singer donned a strapless white gown with a ruffled train, which was designed by her mom, for the occasion. And while Beyonce looks amazing, Knowles revealed that Queen Bey wasn’t exactly thrilled with the end result. “She was so sweet to let me do that,” Knowles said on the Today Show in June 2016, adding: “She came back later one day and she said, ‘You know, when my daughter gets married, I’m going to let her pick out her own dress.’ “Maybe she wasn’t so excited about it at the time, but she’s a sweetheart.” View Slideshow: Beyonce Baby Names: What Will They Be? Beyonce and Jay Z are now the parents of daughter five-year old daughter Blue Ivy and they have two more kids on the way. Yes, TWO more: The singer announced in February that she is pregnant with twins . Last year, of course, the stars battled rumors of infidelity on Jay Z’s part; rumors that Beyonce herself basically fueled via her album “Lemonade,” in which she sang about her husband’s alleged mistress. She referred to this woman as Becky with the Good Hair . Despite the apparent scandal, however, Beyonce and Jay Z never separated. They never even stopped appearing in public together, lauging it up at Los Angeles Lakers games soon after the album was released. These two are masters are keeping the public guessing abut their love life. View Slideshow: Beyonce: See the Beyhive’s AMAZING Reactions to Pregnancy News! But whatever they are doing behind the scenes, it appears to be working. About fifty percent of all married couples in America get divorced, remember. So the mere fact that Beyonce and Jay Z have lasted for nine years must say something positive about husband and wife. Do they have another nine years in them? For the sake of their current child and the pair on the way… let’s hope so! Please join us in wishing a very happy anniversary to Beyonce and Jay Z!
A Texas middle school teacher has been accused of having sex with a 15-year-old student. Katherine Harper, 27, was recently arrested on suspicion of improper relationship between an educator and student, a second degree felony. Multiple media outlets are reporting that Harper was eight months pregnant at the time of her arrest. There’s no word on if the 15-year-old student is the father of Harper’s child. According to Fox 5 in Denton, Texas, police began investigating the relationship between Harper and her student after they received an anonymous tip back in December. The investigation revealed that Harper and the unnamed minor carried on a sexual relationship for nearly two months during the summer of 2016. According to the local Star-Telegram newspaper, the Harper and the student met when she taught him seventh grade English at Tidwell Middle School. Cell phone records show that they communicated 76 times the following summer, frequently sending explicit photos to one another. When asked about his time with Harper, the boy reportedly cried and admitted to the relationship. In an interview with Child Protective Services, the boy stated that he and Harper met at his home for the first time on June 1, 2016. The pair allegedly consumed alcohol and engaged in sexual intercourse. After being arrested last week, Harper has been released on $15,000 bond, and is currently awaiting trial. She has been placed on administrative leave from Tidwell Middle School. Bizarrely, this is the second such incident to take place in Texas in as many weeks. On March 22, we reported on the arrest of Sarah Fowlkes (above), another 27-year-old Texas teacher who was arrested for having sex with a male teenage student. Fowlkes story went viral due to the teacher’s baffling decision to falsh a toothy grin in her mug shot. Disturbingly, in Harper’s case, there are sources coming forward with claims that they reported the situation to school officials as far back as September of 2016. View Slideshow: 27 Teachers 2 Hot 4 Students An affidavit tied to the case revealed that officials did receive those reports, but put the investigation on hold due to lack of evidence. There is no word yet on when Harper will stand trial.
Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
