There’s toe-ing a fine line between fun and stupid. And then there’s this story: The Downtown Hotel in Dawson City, Canada offers a drink called the Sourtoe Cocktail. It requires the patron to down a shot of Yukon Jack whiskey with a severed toe (mummified in salt) inside, tasking consumers to touch the toe to their lips in order to earn the world’s most disgusting certificate. But some dude from New Orleans recently stopped by the establishment… ordered the drink… and then PURPOSEFULLY SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE TOE. He subsequently paid the $500 fine required for taking such action and strolled out of the bar. What did the Toe Captain have to say about this? (Yes, people, there’s a Toe Captain.) Watch this video for all the unusual details: Bar Patron Downs Human Toe
Lady Gaga’s recent foray into mermaid attire isn’t going over well with at least one person. Azealia Banks is not happy, claiming Mother Monster jacked her style. Lady Gaga-Azealia Banks Twitter Fight Gaga’s VMA shell bikini, various barnacle-chic street outfits and Twitter instructions to her fans have made her newfound love of the mermaid theme clear. Only Banks says it’s her theme Gaga is copping when she lists “acceptable attire” for her fans at the iTunes Festival as “1: Seashells. Item 2: Seahorses 3: Starfish” and so on. The rapper writes: @ladygaga hmmmm sounds alot like Azealia Banks’ mermaid balls. Of COURSE gaga wants to play mermaid again….. Pffft. Not picking a fight. Just all looks soo familiar…. To me. So far, The Little Mermaid and Captain Jack Sparrow have not commented, but apparently Azealia Banks felt a need to lay claim to maritime-themed attire. Speaking of Ariel, the 27-year-old Mother Monster responded simply but poignantly to Banks’ Tweets … with the following GIF of a true sea style icon:
One mystery surrounding North West is over: We’ve seen the first Kim Kardashian baby picture and this gal is a cutie! But another remains: Who will serve as the child’s godfather?!? Jonathan Cheban tells In Touch Weekly that he very much wants the job, telling the tabloid so far he’s known as “Uncle Jonathan” to little Nori but perhaps that will change in the near future. “I’m still waiting for godfather,” Kim’s longtime best friend, who often appears on her reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, said simply. Given Lamar Odom’s DUI arrest earlier today, we’re guessing he’s out of the running. In the meantime, the role of actual father is being played very well by Kanye West . “[Kanye] is so fun and easy going and he jokes a lot. He’s so great to talk to,” Cheban said “Talking to him I feel like I’m getting smarter, he just knows so many things. He’s so worldly.” But if anything unfortunately happens to Kanye? Who should take his spot? You tell us: Who should be North West’s godfather? Jonathan Cheban Jay-Z Rob Kardashian Ray J View Poll »
Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance Sunday night was troubling and/or offensive – Dr. Laura slammed her as a tasteless, disgusting whore – by many people. Her manager is not one of those people. Miley Cyrus Team: Concerned Over VMA Performance Larry Rudolph said of Miley Cyrus Twerking and writhing all over the stage, “It could not have gone better. The fans got it. The rest eventually will.” Wait … Miley still has fans after that? Rudolph, who is also Britney Spears’ manager, said that Cyrus’ family and friends, including mom Tish “were all cheering from the side of the stage.” He refutes reports that her team is “concerned” (see above) and echoed Miley’s refrain that it got the fans buzzing – A LOT – exactly as she’d hoped. As for who came up with that memorable – for better or worse – performance that still has fans buzzing five days later? All Miles, her manager says: “Most it came from Miley’s brain. But she collaborated with [music video director] Diane Martel, who helped her conceive it and bring in the spirit of the VMAs.” “And Todd James designed all of those amazing bears .” Amazing is one way of putting it. Miley at the VMAs : So great! So terrible! What… was … THAT?!? View Poll »
Prince of Pop Justin Timberlake is in heavy promotion mode. After rocking the VMAs, Justin Timberlake revealed the tracklist for his upcoming album “The…
Cyndi Lauper has come out with the harshest rebuke yet of Miley Cyrus. Asked by Australian radio station Gold 104.3 for her thoughts on Miley’s VMA performance , the singer at first labeled it as a “sad” example of a “girl gone wild.” But the Tony nominee then zeroed on the tracks to which Cyrus Twerked alongside Robin Thicke and picked apart the lyrics of ” Blurred Lines .” “She’s in a song that literally says that the blurred lines allowed you to – when a woman says no, she means yes – and that’s frightful because that’s date rape,” said Lauper, adding: “I just felt like that was so beneath her and raunchy, really raunchy. It wasn’t even art.” Lauper is one of many who have expressed shock and horror at Miley’s antics, though the artist herself remains undeterred: She bragged soon afterward about how many Tweets per minute her routine brought in. Here is a look at others that are sort of in Miley’s corner: Billy Ray Cyrus : “She’s still my little girl and I’m still her dad regardless how this circus we call show business plays out. I love her unconditionally and that will never change.” Justin Timberlake : “It’s the VMAs. What did you guys expect?. I like Miley. I like her a lot. I think, you know, she’s young. She’s letting everyone know that she’s growing up. I just think it’s the VMAs. It’s not like she did it at the GRAMMYs. Let her do her thing. You know?” Adam Lambert : “Listen if it wasn’t ur cup of tea – all good but why is everyone spazzing? Hey – she’s doin something right. We all talking.”
In the event you don’t watch the internet, the VMAs were on last night, Miley Cyrus grabbed at her vagina so many times you’d think she had a yeast infection, or maybe just some sores from being penetrated by the black community, a penetration that has lead her to exploit their culture through dance….. So MTV had their “underground”, not so hip, super mainstream Brooklyn award show that grown adults shouldn’t watch but do… and Miley Cyrus kept it shocking with her shitty pop music career…while grinding up on Alan Thicke’s son…and simulating sex with a foam hand… We really shouldn’t even be watching the VMAs because in the grand scheme of the world, they don’t matter. The fact that any of these people being nominated are even there is a fucking trophy and they don’t need another one to be acknowledged as the best of the 1 percent they already are. If anything, we should put them in a cage to fight for the death, like the puppets of the past, they work of us and I’m tired of them not realizing it….so as it stands now, it’s not a real competition..and we shouldn’t care about these people regardless. But Miley did shake her ass like a slut…so maybe there is quality television after all… Either way, Miley loves hip hop, probably literally, via her vagina and hip hop loves Miley because she pays them. Not to mention she twerks like a white girl with a white girl ass twerks…to shitty music and she does it out in the public, with no shame, because spoiled brat rich kids who have been coddled all their lives don’t realize people are laughing at them…..and even when people laugh at them on their quest to be different, to stand out, to be an individual who shock the world…cuz Disney starlets aren’t supposed to shake their asses like black girls in the club…they don’t even care because so many more people around them are telling them how great they are… So the world hates, Miley Celebrates, and we are left with a smutty performance that needed more cameltoe…here are some GIFs…of the Future…my favorite part is when she sniffs the black ass like we’re at the dog park…porn to me. I figure, any excuse for a girl to twerk, even a white girl pop star…even a SURFER …is good enough for me…I’m into it. So hate all you want haters…this Miley mission works for me….. All this to say…at least it is better than Kate Upton dancing…
