Kate Upton’s monster tits are in Vogue Thailand, a very prestigious bootleg that is usually full of Lady Boys used as a menu for the british Tourists coming for to come in Lady Boys…idea children…at least that’s what I assume goes on a VOGUE Thailand, because that’s the only thing that really goes on in Thailand…the latest fashions aren’t that interesting to locals…but rather the latest ways to see your children to tourists is… DOESN’T MATTER…..what does matter is that Kate Upton is still as prestigious as she once was – after buying her career with her Washing Machine inheritance – her great – grandfather invented the washing machine – so that she could have a career as the monster mid-western 17 year old tits dudes jerked off to…before the rest of her caught up with her by 19…and she was forced to live fat in shame in the corner..until realizing “My boyfriend is an athlete and we have a gym in my house, maybe I should use it, so that magazines like VOGUE THAILAND feature me like I matter”….all while trying to continue her acting career that only happened because she was viral internet popular…you know…but her tits…they are bigger than my head and that is always fun. The post Kate Upton Monster Tits in Vogue Thailand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I didn’t even know there was a Vogue Thailand , but I guess I should just be glad it exists. Because I don’t know about you perverts, but I’ll take any excuse I can get to see another busty cover shoot from Kate Upton . Even if I still prefer her Sports Illustrated covers a little a lot better. They’ve just got a certain… something. And by something I mean Kate going topless. Which, let’s be honest, makes any magazine cover 100 times better. Oh well. There’s always the May issue.
Romee Strijd is skinny..and in some weird looking, what must be designed for fat people because it’s likely Victoria’s Secret shoot – since the Dutch model has pretty much exclusively worked for the mall brand…thanks to being abnormally skinny… They are an evil empire, who own then women they lock into contracts, who give other women insecurities, and who produce pretty shit content and product… Who more importantly represent everything Donald Trump was against in his campaign, outsourcing to sweatshops overseas because why produce in America and give Americans jobs, when the Chinese do it for so much less money, allowing them to charge the same amount they would if it was made here, but maximize profits, while feeding money into other countries, as your own country falls apart… They do the same with immigrant models, because they like owning them and more importantly American women are fat…. It’s modern day sex work / slave driving,….all in the name of panties …weird panties… GOOD BURPIE THOUGH.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Skinny Romee Strijd Ass in a Weird Outfit on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Major political news has taken the nation by storm. The Republican Party was forced to pull the plug on the American Health Care Act Friday after lacking enough votes to clear the House floor, forcing Paul Ryan and Donald Trump to admit that Obamacare will remain the law of the land. What? Huh? No. Well… yes. That happened. But it’s not the major political story we’re tracking here at The Hollywood Gossip. In a far more important breaking development, United States Senator Cory Booker has asked comedic actress Mindy Kaling out on a date! It all started when the New Jersey native playfully chided Kaling’s alter ego – Dr. Mindy Lahiri on Hulu’s The Mindy Project – for poking fun at his hometown of Newark on her series. “I guess anything to get out of Newark, huh?” the character joked in a recent episode about Booker’s attendance at a party. In response, the outspoken and good-humored politician quoted the scene on Twitter and wrote “Ouch!” He also linked to a Vogue article that referenced an infusion of new restaurants in the area that offer “a fusion of American comfort food with an Indian twist.” As you can see below, Booker wasn’t too angry over the snub, writing that he still loves Kaling. Kaling, who portrays an obstetrician on the sitcom and who rose to fame on The Office, took note of Booker’s flirtation and responded as follows: “Senator, if Mindy Lahiri shades it, it means we know it’s cool. Thanks for the [love]. It’s mutual!” From there, BOOKER ASKED KALING OUT ON A DATE! “You are making my day!” gushed the 47-year old single senator, adding: “Thanks for the clarification. And If the [love] is really mutual… Come have dinner with me in Newark?” Clearly smitten, Kaling said yes, saying she had to go find the “train schedule” so she could make her way from New York City to New Jersey. Adding to the incredibleness of this entire exchange, the official Twitter account for the train that takes folks from The Big Apple to its neighboring state (known as the PATH train) proceeded to get involved: “PATH train is awesome when you are Jersey bound,” Booker Tweeted to Kaling. “But you are @Lyft worthy! I will send one to you for the door to door.” There’s nothing about this story that isn’t completely awesome and amazing. Tragically, we’re left hanging at the moment because Kaling has not responded to Booker’s Lyft offer. But she has to accept, right? Booker is considered a strong candidate to run for President in 2020. And with Donald Trump’s approval ratings at historically low levels, you would think the Democratic nominee ought to have a real shot at winning the White House in a few years. This means there’s a chance that Mindy Kaling could be First Lady. A good chance? Probably not. But there really is a chance. And that’s a lot more than we could have said about the situation just a few hours ago.
ASHLEY GREY HAM…or as she prefers Graham Cracker Crust on all the pie that she’s eaten to get herself to this overrated obesity that is seen as marketable because the world is fat and fat girls need a hero…because GREY HAM although more relevant for her sloppy, lackluster, expired sandwich meat of a body…from a pig…isn’t ass sweet or delicious… She’s out there, ass out, for her black husband who built up her fat ego, to a fat place where it was oozing out cheese spread….making the money due to polarizing being a pig who is unhealthy, but current – because America is unhealthy…. Shamelessly trying to make more money through her fat girl in skimpy clothes modeling.. I guess we live in an era where fat girls are allowed at the beach, without being pointed and laughed at and forced to wear a snow suit….or long sleeved over sized t-shirt to protect their sensitive, pale from laziness, skin… Which is really a fucking tragedy..she is a monster!! If you like monsters and you do…this one’s for you! The post Ashley Graham Shoots for her Swimsuit Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In honor of Vogue’s Selena Gomez profile, take our quiz to see if you can figure out when a man is writing about a woman, a woman is writing about a woman, or Rob Haskell is being a horndog
I take it these photos were taken before Scarlett Johansson transitioned into Hillary Clinton . Here is the latest GQ France and probably the last time we’ll get to enjoy ScarJo’s glorious cleavage and nice hair. Sad!
Here is Selena Gomez in the latest cover of Vogue Magazine, and I have to say her little booty is looking mighty tasty. I’m not sure if she is done with her rehab, but it appears whatever they did to her, worked. Her hotness has cheered up little Tuna up.
