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Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Nina Agdal is garbage. I actually hate that I know who Nina Agdal is…I feel like she is so insignificant in the world of modeling and acting and celebrity…that there are countless hotter girls to post, but I’m too lazy to find them, and this shit just comes to my inbox….so I take what I can get, even bottom feeding garbage…that I guess is on some promotional campaign for herself because she realizes that at 30, she’s done very little and it’s time to figure it out so that she has a future more substantial than marrying some rich guy…but I doubt that she cares about a future more substantial than marrying a rich guy…she just knows she has to pretend she does to get the rich guy…you know the whole “I don’t care that he’s rich, I didn’t know he was rich when we met, he just happened to be rich and I’d date him if he was poor”…line these girls use…but don’t mean…because #hookers. The post Nina Agdal in Some Bullshit Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough…. I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits… I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend… Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Catherine McNeil’s Naked for Vogue of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Australian is named Catherine McNeil… she’s an Australian model….who has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..which would probably explain why she’s a lesbian engaged to an MTV Australia VJ…sure lesbianism is fashionable…and it is good for PR…but I like to think it comes from a darker child rape place. Here she is modeling…lookin’ good…beause she’s naked…in Vogue…beause she’s fashionable.. The post Catherine McNeil’s Naked for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Conrad’s First ‘Teen Vogue’ Cover Has Us Thankful It’s Not Still 2006

Posted on April 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lauren Conrad covered ‘Teen Vogue’ in 2006 and everything about it is incredible.

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Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day

Posted on March 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner is a model now that her mother has positioned her properly…so it would only make sense that she would do Vogue the first time she gets the chance, even if it is actual a feature on Biber, because he’s still stupidly famous, because she probably whined at him about it long enough..because they are “friends”…. The fact that I know this…as a grown man…depresses me, but what doesn’t depress me is staring at Kendall, who isn’t all that hot in person, but who is skinny as fuck, because she’s trying to be a model, you know, apply her vapidness to something that has more respect than being cast on your porn sister’s reality show…because she is in a bikini… I think we can all agree that Vogue is officially on the level of People Magazine, in trying to be relevant, doing tabloid shit, instead of being on the cusp of fashion, they’re trailing behind and can’t keep up to the internet…but I guess they still have a strong brand name…and that’s what matters…not the fact that this looks like a shitty mall brand newspaper insert ad… The post Kendall Jenner and Bieber in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alena for Treats of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked. Via TREATS The post Alena for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Ewers rhymes with sewers, which makes sense because I want to eat her ass…is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany, and apparently, Vogue Germany was low on talent budget this month, so they decided to cast one girl and 3 photographers to get their point across….and the pictures are aright…considering they are fashion photographers and she’s a fucking babe…there is just not enough nudity in them…. My only Vogue Germany story is that in the 80s, I knew a German guy who lived in North America, and he claimed his mom was the Vogue Germany editor, and that he lived in Canada because the day he turned 15, she started fucking him, and it was interfering with his schooling and really his social life, because no one likes the motherfucker, who is literally a motherfucker, and not just any mother fucker…but his own mother fucking… It was probably a lie…but knowing the history of Germany…and German porn…it’s totally possible, especially if there was scat involved… Here are the pics. By Peter Lindbergh: By Camilla Åkrans: By Daniel Jackson: The post Anna Ewers for Vogue Germany of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .