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Joanna Krupa in Her Bikini of the Day

My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short…. I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window. I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show…. I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…

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Joanna Krupa in Her Bikini of the Day

My first internet job was helping my friend who was an internet journalist, if that even exists, back in 2004. He didn’t pay me, but he would give me free beer, I am ghetto like that, and I am into selling myself short…. I used to have to transcribe interviews he did with d-listers. It was 2004 and Joanna Krupa was one of the people I had to listen to as I did my best job transcribing her bullshit answers without jumping out of his fifth floor window. I don’t remember much about her and apparently either does the rest of the world, because she doesn’t matter. She practically doesn’t exist and never did. She was nothing by a Stuff / FHM / Maxim model turned Dancing with the Stars star even though she was never a star, just a self-proclaimed one, and Dancing with the Stars was the biggest thing she ever did, which is kinda against the whole model of the show…. I guess, she’s used to that shit, because she did it with her whole “Polish” act, considering she never faced the iron curtain or communism like I real mail order bride, she just decided it was good for marketing and used it as much as she could….she moved to America at 5….who the fuck rememeber the traumatic experiences before 5….I mean most of us were probably molested before 5 and haven’t got the slightest repressed memory…but here this cunt is talking about rationed toilet paper like she was in a concentration camp….and I just hate bullshit for attention…unless that bullshit is her in a bikini…even if she’s thicker than she once was…she’s still okay by me…plus me and her go way back…she just doesn’t know I masturbated to her voice and her tedious and obvious answer back then…but I do…

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‘The Hobbit’ Adds Andy Serkis, Eyes Ian McKellen

Elijah Wood, Cate Blanchett already signed for long-awaited movie. By Eric Ditzian Andy Serkis in “The Lord of the Rings” Photo: New Line Cinema After years stuck in the development doldrums, “The Hobbit” has been picking up steam in recent weeks, with a slew of business deals and casting moves in advance of a planned February production start. On the heels of Elijah Wood’s recent deal to reprise his “Lord of the Rings” role as Frodo, Deadline New York reports that Andy Serkis has signed on to once again play Gollum in the two “Hobbit” films. What’s more, it’s looking like Ian McKellen is poised to reprise the part of Gandalf in what’s being called “a major role” in the new films. McKellen has been eyeing a return to Middle-earth for years. Back in the fall of 2009, he told MTV News that “Gandalf is a fantastic part and I long to do it” and that he prefers the character’s “Hobbit” version to his “LOTR” incarnation. “He was more humane somehow,” he added. “He was the guy who liked to hang out with the Hobbits and drink too much and smoke too much.” McKellen, Serkis and their cohorts, it seems, won’t be the only “LOTR” faces to pop up in “The Hobbit.” Cate Blanchett has already signed on to play Galadriel , Christopher Lee is in talks for Saruman, and Ian Holm is in talks for the elder Bilbo Baggins, whose younger version will be played by Martin Freeman. There’s no word yet if Orlando Bloom, who portrayed Legolas in “LOTR,” will return for the new project. “The Hobbit” is set to begin shooting in 3-D in New Zealand in February — a full seven years after the conclusion of the “LOTR” trilogy. Few thought it would take this long. “I think they’re intending to release it on Christmas 2011,” McKellen told us in late ’09, in what would turn out to be wishful thinking. “If they’re going to do that, they’re going to have to get moving on shooting it.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Hobbit.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .

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Ashley Greene Talks 2011, ‘Breaking Dawn’ And Miley Cyrus Fans

With roles in ‘LOL,’ ‘Skateland,’ ‘The Apparition’ and more, the ‘Twilight Saga’ star is one of MTV News’ 11 for ’11. By Eric Ditzian Ashley Greene Photo: MTV News Ashley Greene has spent the first days of 2011 doing martial-arts training. If we didn’t know she was gearing up for some vampire fisticuffs in “Breaking Dawn,” we might say the 23-year-old is getting ready to kick, punch and otherwise pound into submission the next 12 months. Because after years spent as a beloved supporting player in the “Twilight” franchise, Greene is set to take her turn in 2011 as one of the series’ breakout stars. The year begins with the debut of the Sundance indie “Skateland,” an ’80s coming-of-age tale. Then it’s on to “LOL,” a comedy in which she stars as a bad girl opposite Miley Cyrus . And don’t forget about “The Apparition,” a supernatural thriller that brings “Twilight” together with “Harry Potter” (Tom Felton) and “Gossip Girl” (Sebastian Stan), and the ensemble comedy, “Butter.” Oh, yeah — plus the first part of “Breaking Dawn.” Yep, it’s going to be a big year for Greene. That’s why we’ve named her as one of MTV News’ 11 to Watch in 2011. During a break from the “Breaking Dawn” set in Louisiana, the actress answered some questions via e-mail, hitting on subjects like working with Cyrus, her most anticipated “Breaking Dawn” scene and what it was like to see Kristen Stewart as a vampire. MTV : 2011 is shaping up to be a big year for you, coming off all the “Twilight” exposure and now having some prominent roles in “The Apparition,” “LOL” and a bunch of other projects coming down the line. Does 2011 feel like it’s going to be a particularly big year? Ashley Greene : Definitely. I’m very excited for it. While it will be sad to finish filming the last installment of “The Twilight Saga,” I’m grateful to have so much to look forward to. There’s so much going on and so many wonderful opportunities popping up for 2011, and somehow I feel very Zen right now — I’m in a good place! MTV : Do you have any goals for the year beyond what you’re already doing? What would you like to look back on at the end of the year and say, “I’m glad I accomplished that”? Greene : “Twilight” and my upcoming projects have given me an amazing platform. I’m looking forward to doing as many diverse projects and roles as I can fit in this year! I’m also looking forward to continuing to make strides with mark’s m.powerment campaign ; it’s important to me that I use my voice to inspire my young, female fans to pursue their dreams, just like I did. I’m so thankful for everything in 2010 and am extremely optimistic and excited about how much more can be accomplished this year. MTV : Let’s talk “LOL.” We saw a lot of photos of you guys filming on location in Europe . Between “Twilight” fans and Miley fans, did you guys have to deal with a lot of paparazzi and people hanging outside set? Greene : Miley is a phenomenon — she’s accomplished so much in the movie, TV and music worlds that it’s not surprising how much attention was attracted during filming. But we’re both professional and understand that we’re there to do our jobs. Work was our number-one priority, and everything else was background. MTV : You’ve become a fashion icon in young Hollywood, and your “LOL” character certainly has a distinctive fashion style. Did you get to pick out any of your outfits? Keep anything? Become inspired by any of those looks? Greene : I definitely have a say in them, but it’s more about what fits my character than me personally. In “LOL,” my character, Ashley, wears some pretty outrageous and provocative outfits that I’d never wear in real life! With Alice Cullen, we got to draw on Audrey Hepburn and Jackie O inspirations, which is a bit more me. MTV : While filming “Apparition,” did you and Tom Felton ever compare notes about “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” fans? Greene : Not so much comparing the fans as acknowledging how incredible they are. We are both so lucky to be a part of franchises that have ignited such a passion in young people. Very few actors get to be a part of that experience, so it’s humbling. MTV : What “Breaking Dawn” scene are you most excited to film? Greene : Most excited to film and see would be the big fight sequence against the Volturi. As a cast, we like to do as many of our own stunts as possible, so it’s fun and challenging to shoot those scenes. Jeff Imada, the stunt coordinator, is such a blast to work with as well. I’m learning so much from him. MTV : Tell us about Bill Condon’s style on set. How does he differ from prior “Twilight” directors? Greene : “There’s no way to describe what it’s like working with Bill Condon except incredible! He is so professional, patient and a fantastic leader. I get excited going to set every day knowing I get to work with him. Each director has brought such a different energy and perspective to the films. Bill is very relaxed and authoritative, in a good way. I feel very comfortable working with him. MTV : Kristen Stewart said at the People’s Choice Awards that she filmed some scenes as a vampire. What was your reaction to seeing Kristen as a vamp? Greene : Glad to have her officially join the Cullen family! Check out MTV News’ 11 for ’11 — actors, musicians and TV stars who are about to have a huge year — all week long. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos MTV News’ 11 for ’11

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Has Cake-less Cassie Cultivated A Crazy Cult Congregation?

Cassandra Ventura has been the subject of a polarizing debate since her debut on the music scene in 2006 with her smash Myspace-turned-radio hit “Me and U”. Some love her because she’s fine as f*ck, others for her fashion sense, and some people just love to hate her. If everyone else, (besides the UK’s top rated newspaper The Guardian) had as much appreciation for non-sanging pretty ’singers’ like Cassie, she’d be a much bigger entity by now. Although Cassie doesn’t have the vocal chops comparative to your Beyonce’s and Jennifer Hudson’s, her vocals are not the worst and they work well on kinetic, infectious club beats. I’m actually shocked that the 24-year-old has a growing cult of hardcore supporters, but that would be down to the singer impacting the dance and electronic world. Apparently, a tribute mixtape was put together which involved several underground artists remixing and re-producing many of her tracks. Tri Angle Records boss Robin Carolan celebrated the new year by getting the words ‘Me & U’ tattooed on his arm. He states: “In her vocals, there’s a lot of space; from a producer’s point of view that’s what you want, you can completely mash it up and reconstruct it”. The Cassie appreciation was evident when last year, English DJ-producer Deadboy released ‘Cash Antics Vol. 1′. The compilation remixed her vocals, and the ‘Skydiver’ compilation involved dubstep producers Brackles and Jacques Greene reworking her tunes. Carolan continues: “For my artists, such as oOoOO and How to Dress Well—the idea of Cassie singing on their tracks is a dream. Others might view her as a has-been, but in this world she’s a legend. It sounds like she’s trapped in ice. There’s this stillness to [her voice]. Even though she’s not forcefully singing she still demands your attention”. However you feel about Cassie is your business. Does she have a lil hoe swag? Maybe. Is she EVER going to have a song that matters again? Ehhhh, probably not. But will she always have your attention for one reason or another? Damn skippy! Source

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Has Cake-less Cassie Cultivated A Crazy Cult Congregation?

Cassandra Ventura has been the subject of a polarizing debate since her debut on the music scene in 2006 with her smash Myspace-turned-radio hit “Me and U”. Some love her because she’s fine as f*ck, others for her fashion sense, and some people just love to hate her. If everyone else, (besides the UK’s top rated newspaper The Guardian) had as much appreciation for non-sanging pretty ’singers’ like Cassie, she’d be a much bigger entity by now. Although Cassie doesn’t have the vocal chops comparative to your Beyonce’s and Jennifer Hudson’s, her vocals are not the worst and they work well on kinetic, infectious club beats. I’m actually shocked that the 24-year-old has a growing cult of hardcore supporters, but that would be down to the singer impacting the dance and electronic world. Apparently, a tribute mixtape was put together which involved several underground artists remixing and re-producing many of her tracks. Tri Angle Records boss Robin Carolan celebrated the new year by getting the words ‘Me & U’ tattooed on his arm. He states: “In her vocals, there’s a lot of space; from a producer’s point of view that’s what you want, you can completely mash it up and reconstruct it”. The Cassie appreciation was evident when last year, English DJ-producer Deadboy released ‘Cash Antics Vol. 1′. The compilation remixed her vocals, and the ‘Skydiver’ compilation involved dubstep producers Brackles and Jacques Greene reworking her tunes. Carolan continues: “For my artists, such as oOoOO and How to Dress Well—the idea of Cassie singing on their tracks is a dream. Others might view her as a has-been, but in this world she’s a legend. It sounds like she’s trapped in ice. There’s this stillness to [her voice]. Even though she’s not forcefully singing she still demands your attention”. However you feel about Cassie is your business. Does she have a lil hoe swag? Maybe. Is she EVER going to have a song that matters again? Ehhhh, probably not. But will she always have your attention for one reason or another? Damn skippy! Source

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Ted Williams today show 2011

Homeless man Ted Williams appears on NBC#39;s “Today” show in New York January 6, 2011. Williams appeared on YouTube as a homeless man begging for money and has become a national sensation due to his voice. “They said they were going to give me LeBron#39;s old house,” Williams joked about the former Cavaliers player on Thursday morning#39;s Today show. Williams#39;s second chance comes more than 15 years after he began struggling with alcoholism, drug addiction and petty crime. The aspiring

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‘Golden Radio Voice’ Guy — Grounded in Ohio By No ID

The ‘ Golden Radio Voice ‘ guy — who went from homeless to overnight Internet sensation — is struggling to board a flight to NYC because he doesn’t have ID … according to his rep (yep, he’s got one now). Ted Williams ‘ peeps tell us Ted is currently… Read more

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‘Jersey Shore’ New Season: Burning Questions We Want Answered

From Deena drama to the duck phone, here are five things we hope to clear up when the show returns on Thursday. By Eric Ditzian The new cast of “Jersey Shore” Photo: Josh Kessler Previously, on “Jersey Shore” : Snooki, the Situation and the rest of the roomies survived a GTL-filled tear through Miami Beach — motor-boating Jell-O shot girls at night, serving up gelato flavors in the bleary morning — and packed up to head back to Seaside Heights. They brought plenty of baggage with them. When “Jersey Shore” picks up again on Thursday with the premiere of the show’s new season, there will be many lingering questions left over from the reality stars’ time down south. Before this season’s final fist-pump, here are five questions we hope to have answered: Will Sammi and Ronnie Make It Work? The drama between these two lovebirds — by turns crabbily thin-skinned and candidly raw — has provided the show with much of its dramatic energy for two seasons. Sam and Ron ended the second season just as they ended the first: together and in love. But the up-and-down pair is as addicted to relationship conflict as they are to maintaining their tans. No doubt they’ll engage in some (irrational) brawling. Whether they’ll survive a summer of Shore temptation remains to be seen.

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Kim Kardashian’s Single Got ‘Huge’ Response At Tao

A source at Kim’s New Year’s Eve party says the reality-TV star’s debut single is a club banger. By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian celebrates New Years Eve at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday Photo: Denise Truscello Kim Kardashian is getting some good buzz after previewing the music she’s been working on with The-Dream . When she partied 2010 away at Tao in Las Vegas on Friday night, she surprised the crowd with her first tune, tentatively titled “Turn It Up.” A source told MTV News that the song had the club going bananas. “Oh my god! [The response was] huge,” the source said. “People wanted an encore and the DJ only played it once, but they wanted to hear it again. She was singing along and dancing with it. She wasn’t singing over a track, she wasn’t performing for the guests.” After the DJ made the announcement that he was about to play the song, Kim had a little fun. “Kim, as if she was a normal clubgoer, she was just singing along. She didn’t debut it with a performance. She introduced it, but she wasn’t singing it over a track.” The debut at Tao will also appear in the song’s Hype Williams-directed video, the insider said. The source added that Kim’s camp has described the song as sounding like “back-in-the-day Jennifer Lopez … a little bit of a Jennifer Lopez feel.” “It’s totally a dance song,” the source explained. “It’s good and it definitely sounds like her in my mind. You know it’s her voice. She definitely can sing.” So, what is Kim singing about on the song? Another partygoer recalled the lyrics as being: “It’s going down/ Heading straight to the front of the line/ On the fly, on the floor I can’t stand still/ I am going to work like I am paying my bills/ Party, and party some more/ Rose up in the air, feeling good, feeling great.” On the chorus, this source told us, Kardashian sings something like, “Turn it up/ Turn it up so I can rock the night away, away/ I’mma burn it up tonight it’s going down/ By live via satellite/ All I’m seeing angels in my eyes.” Related Photos Kim Kardashian Rocks Tao On New Year’s Eve Related Artists The-Dream

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