These were released over 10 days ago…and no one fucking noticed…. Possibly because Women’s Health is a nothing magazine with zero impact on the world….or maybe Christina Aguilera is just past her prime…which you can probably make out for yourself when looking at these pictures that scream anything but health… I remember when she was a tiny little singing machine, sure her voice was irritating, but that big voice was impression out of a little breast implanted frame, but that loses its appeal when she really looks like a 35 year old mom…she’s juste decided to say fuck it to trying to be hot and Hollywood, and just embraced “I’ll sing and be fat, because that’s what my mentors, big black women, do”…. I guess babies, quitting coke too many times, eating disorders and not working while sitting on your pile of money, makes retiring and looking like a retired momma ok… This isn’t really my thing, mainly because there are younger hotter women….pretty much everywhere you look. Oh and there’s a VIDEO! The post Christina Aguilera’s Mom Tits in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Brandon Marshall Doesn’t Think Race Is A Factor In Public’s Dislike Of Cam Newton As the 50th Super Bowl fast approaches there will be continued talk about lightning rod “quarterblack” Cam Newton and how his flamboyant personality and bravado rub (white) people the wrong way. Much of the talk surrounds the color of Cam’s skin, but New York Jets wide receiver Brandon Marshall doesn’t seem to think race is a real issue. According to his comments on the Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore , he thinks it’s about something else… “It’s a generational thing and I just stick to that,” Marshall said on The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore. “I don’t think it’s racial. I just think that there’s a box that we put our quarterbacks in and we say, ‘This is how you’re supposed to be. This is how Peyton Manning did it, this is how Joe Montana did it, Tom Brady, so you do it the same way.’” Not sure how Brandon can ignore the racial component of the thing, but he seems to admire Cam for using his voice: “I commend him because back in the day our athletes and entertainers used to be civil rights leaders. They used to speak up,” Marshall said. “But now, the business has taken over. You have these brands like Under Armour, Nike and Beats by Dre and the yogurt thing (Dannon) that he endorsed. They come in, they tell you, ‘you know what, just be a good boy, shut your mouth and collect your check.’” “I am one of those guys that, if I have an opinion I’m going to to say it. I guess that’s why I’m on my fourth team,” Marshall added, with a smile. Another topic often broached when talking about why Cam Newton isn’t liked is his infamous dab touchdown dance. Brandon seems to have a hard time making up his mind about that part… “I don’t want my quarterback dancing,” Marshall said. “I’m from the old school…I want my quarterbacks to get back in the huddle and lead us.” But then he turned right back around and complimented Newton. “But what we have to understand is this is the new generation. This is what they’re doing next. They’re disruptive, they’re disrespectful, they don’t give a damn about any one, and I kind of like it,” Marshall said. “Go back to when he was a rookie and he said, ‘I want to be an icon.’ You want to be an icon, you can’t stay in the box, you have to get out of the box, you have to be disruptive.” Based on these responses, we’re not sure if Brandon really rocks with Cam or not, but we can definitely say that race plays at least SOME factor in why people aren’t quick in embrace Cam. That’s why he’ll continue to #DabOnThemFolks. Image via AP
Last weekend on SNL , Tina Fey treated viewers to yet another hilarious impersonation of Sarah Palin, mocking the speech in which the former Alaska governor endorsed Donald Trump for president. Palin’s daughter Bristol, however, was not impressed. The Dancing With the Stars alum admitted she can’t stand the sound of Fey’s voice when she impersonates her mom. “I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump,” Palin wrote on her blog . “I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me!” Totally understandable. If someone made fun of my mom, I’d be her biggest defender as well. But then Palin took things to the shallow end of the pool by criticizing Fey’s looks. “I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!)” she wrote. Real classy, Bristol. Nice to see that a young woman such as yourself is focusing on issues of importance here, because when women are involved, it’s really all about their physical appearance, isn’t it? Palin also thinks SNL needs to just let this skit go, already. ” Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long,” the mother of two lamented. “It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content? Or just desperate for viewers?” Welp, maybe when your mom stops spewing out ridiculously laughable comments that almost seem designed for parody, these sketches will die off on their own. As it stands, viewers and critics alike still love it when Fey does the former vice presidential candidate. In a final petty blow, Palin brought up the black fringed jacket worn by her mom and a similar one worn by Fey in the sketch. “I think my mom wore it better. What do you think?” she wrote, then included a poll in which readers could vote. The result? Tina Fey: 78%, Sarah Palin: 22% I think the audience has spoken. Tina Fey Recreates Sarah Palin’s Endorsement of Donald Trump for President
Last weekend on SNL , Tina Fey treated viewers to yet another hilarious impersonation of Sarah Palin, mocking the speech in which the former Alaska governor endorsed Donald Trump for president. Palin’s daughter Bristol, however, was not impressed. The Dancing With the Stars alum admitted she can’t stand the sound of Fey’s voice when she impersonates her mom. “I’m sure many of you saw Tina Fey, who sounds nothing like my mom, do a skit based on my Mom’s endorsement of Donald Trump,” Palin wrote on her blog . “I don’t know about you, but hearing her fake accent is like nails on a chalkboard for me!” Totally understandable. If someone made fun of my mom, I’d be her biggest defender as well. But then Palin took things to the shallow end of the pool by criticizing Fey’s looks. “I may be biased, but I think my mom trumps her in the looks department. (Especially for having three more kids and seven more years on Tina!)” she wrote. Real classy, Bristol. Nice to see that a young woman such as yourself is focusing on issues of importance here, because when women are involved, it’s really all about their physical appearance, isn’t it? Palin also thinks SNL needs to just let this skit go, already. ” Saturday Night Live and Fey have been clinging to this impersonation a little too long,” the mother of two lamented. “It’s getting pathetic. Its been 7 years! Are they desperate for content? Or just desperate for viewers?” Welp, maybe when your mom stops spewing out ridiculously laughable comments that almost seem designed for parody, these sketches will die off on their own. As it stands, viewers and critics alike still love it when Fey does the former vice presidential candidate. In a final petty blow, Palin brought up the black fringed jacket worn by her mom and a similar one worn by Fey in the sketch. “I think my mom wore it better. What do you think?” she wrote, then included a poll in which readers could vote. The result? Tina Fey: 78%, Sarah Palin: 22% I think the audience has spoken. Tina Fey Recreates Sarah Palin’s Endorsement of Donald Trump for President
Young Black Girl Starts Her Own Book Club Because Representation Matters One young girl is proving that you have to be the change in the world that you want to see. 11-year-old Marley Dias started a campaign to collect and donate 1000 books where black girls are the main characters . According to Philly Voice reports: “I’m hoping to show that other girls can do this as well,” Dias told PhillyVoice. “I used the resources I was given, and I want people to pass that down and use the things they’re given to create more social action projects — and do it just for fun, and not make it feel like a chore.” Dias’ latest social action project is the “#1000BlackGirlBooks” book drive. Frustrated with many of the books she’s assigned in school, she confessed to her mother during dinner one night that she was unhappy with how monochromatic so many stories felt. I told her I was sick of reading about white boys and dogs,” Dias said, pointing specifically to “Where the Red Fern Grows” and the “Shiloh” series. “‘What are you going to do about it?’ [my mom] asked. And I told her I was going to start a book drive, and a specific book drive, where black girls are the main characters in the book and not background characters or minor characters.” The young girl has collected about 400 books, halfway to her goal of 1,000 by Feb. 1. You can visit HERE to help with the book drive and #1000BlackGirlBooks.
I’ll admit that I’ve had my doubts about Lisa Rinna’s looks. Specifically, has that face been under the knife? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reality star’s latest makeup-free selfie has washed any and all doubts away. Fishwrapper has the same thoughts , wondering what sorcery is responsible for that youthful complexion. The work of a chemical peel? Great genes? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET, RINNA? Her lips appear real, only because other reality stars have afforded me the opportunity to actually hear the difference between speaking with lip plumpers vs. without. It’s painfully obvious and offensive to those of us whom you say, “I’ve done nothing! Don’t I look natural?” No, you do not. And you sound odd. Rinna’s lips look the same now as they did twenty years ago. The same cannot be said for Farrah Abraham (to be fair, she was a child at that time), Kyle Richards, Rose McGowan and others who have gotten a little help from Juvederm. Alas, even Rinna gets jealous of others’ youthful glows. Rinna had a few theories about new RHOBH co-star and model Kathryn Edwards’ unchanging looks. The two have known each other since the 90s, when Rinna worked on Days of Our Lives. “She’s either sold her soul to the devil, or she has some sort of special cocktail that she drinks, because she looks exactly the same,” Rinna said in her voice-over interview. You can’t have it all, Rinna. Embrace the beauty that you are and be grateful that women everywhere walk into their plastic surgeon’s office, proclaiming “I want Rinna’s trout pout!” View Slideshow: The 9 Richest Real Housewives in Bravo History
In honor of its final season kicking off, American Idol brought back a few fan favorites on its Wednesday night premiere. Clay Aiken was not one of them. And we have a feeling he won’t be making an appearance on the show that made him famous any time soon, either. The Season 2 finalist live-Tweeted his American Idol viewing experience this week, telling followers it was the first time he tuned in for the show in about 10 years. And it’s safe to say he was not impressed. “Well… now I know why the ratings are down,” Aiken wrote early on, adding: “Oh good Lord… those boring ass responses from the judges!? Where is Simon when you need him!? That guy need a hook to pull him off stage.” There are many reasons why American Idol has lost popularity over the years, from other singing shows such as The Voice rising up to simple viewer fatigue. But Aiken isn’t wrong. Losing Simon Cowell was a major blow to the franchise. It’s been a struggle to replace someone with his expertise, honesty and humor. In Aiken’s view, he was the only reason to tune in on a weekly basis: “It’s VERY clear now that @SimonCowell was the reason @AmericanIdol was a hit. I’ve watched root canals more entertaining than these judges.” Aiken finished second on Season 2 to Ruben Studdard. He has gone on to star on Broadway and even run for political office in North Carolina . He is unafraid to speak his mind . “Leave it to the contestants from #Raleigh NC to totally make tonight’s show worth watching!!” he also Tweeted, remaining loyal to his home state. Upon receiving backlash for his rebuke of American Idol, Aiken replied that he only spoke this way out of love… and frustration: “When your favorite team that you’ve cheered for for years happens to play a shitty game, you’re absolutely allowed to be upset about it. “We’re all more critical of the things we care about most.”
