Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.
The pregnant Jill Duggar has posted a baby bump photo for the first time in awhile, and that bump sure is coming along at 28 weeks and counting. #BabyDilly is coming so soon, she’s literally counting down the days! Jill Duggar Baby Bump Photos 1. Jill Duggar Baby Bump: 28 Weeks! Jill Duggar has reached the 28-week mark! That is one cute bump! The 19 Kids and Counting star, 23, shared an update on her family’s official Facebook page Sunday, revealing that she is 28 weeks and 4 days pregnant. The caption reads: “Sweet picture of our Jill and her little one!” “At this point in gestation, there is now a 90 percent chance that he could survive outside the womb. Life is beautiful. We can’t wait to meet this boy!” Jill is due in mid-March, exactly nine months after she married husband Derick Dillard. Fitting. Typically, 37 weeks is considered full term for a pregnancy. Mothers usually hope to give birth around 39 weeks or later. Children born before that time are more likely to have developmental issues or health problems, though as the family notes, most if not all survive. True to form, Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard are planning and preparing up a storm, stocking up and saving in anticipation of #BabyDilly’s arrival. They’ll pick a real name for their son when he’s born, we assume, but they have sort of made that hashtag and moniker his “name” while in the womb. “@jillmdillard got a really good deal on some bananas!” Derick wrote on Instagram. “($0.10/ lb) Gonna be great for the little monkey growing inside of her.” “#frozenbananas #savemoneylivebetter,” Derick, who works as a tax accountant at his local Walmart, appropriately captioned the picture below. Oh, these two. So freaking cute. Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos! 1. Jill and Derick Go Bananas Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard go bananas about the deal they just got on these. 10 cents a pound. What a sick price, even if they’re already brown. In other Duggar news … Evelyn Ruark , a.k.a. Michelle Duggar’s lesbian sister , is reportedly broke, yet receives zero help from her estranged, famous sibling. More controversy erupted over this Jedediah Duggar gun photo , in which the 16-year-old packed serious heat over Christmas. Jana Duggar continues to be maligned, put upon and the subject of Internet campaigns to “free” her from the grip of her famous family. Jessa and Ben are likely having sex in public right now. Just kidding. But by all accounts, those newlyweds are hot for each other!
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“Not sure labeling these as “Fat Girl Costumes” is the best approach,” Krystyn Washburn tweeted at the company webpage when she discovered the label on October 21. Did Walmart#39;s e-commerce site fall victim to a Halloween trick#x003f; The big-box behemoth offended legions of shoppers days before Halloween when a section of Walmart’s site devoted to the holiday was discovered to be labeled “Fat Girl Costumes.” Upon inspection, it appeared that all of the plus-size ad-ult costumes for women h
Walmart is yet to apologize for these 37 ridiculous people who have frequented its aisles at some point in the recent past. But the global chain has come out and said it’s very sorry for offering Halloween costumes to “Fat Girls.” Earlier today, online customers were aghast to see the retailer labeled a section of its adult plus-size Halloween outfits as “Fat Girl Costumes.” An influx of negative responses turned “Fat Girl Costumes” into a trending topic on Twitter, with one user summing up everyone’s feelings thusly: “Walmart took it to another level today with their ‘fat girl costumes’ section on their website. Disappointed and flabbergasted.” In response to the controversy, a spokesperson for Walmart has issues the following statement: This never should have been on our site. It is unacceptable, and we apologize. We are working to remove it as soon as possible and ensure this never happens again.” The section of the website has since been revised to read “Women’s Plus-Size Halloween Costumes.” 17 Halloween Costumes Woman Have Somehow Made Skanky 1. Slutty Corn You’ll wanna take your time while picking these kernels from between your teeth! Last year, Target was also forced to apologize after it listed a plus-sized dress as available in manatee gray . Seriously, Webmasters, this stuff isn’t hard to not get to horribly and offensively wrong.
Daria Werbowy is some Ukrainian Canadian import, who escaped communism and joined the maple syrup brigade when she was 3….I’ve never met her, despite knowing everyone in Canada thanks to our Polar Bear expeditions that we are forced to do for free health care, I guess being 5 foot 11, she was able to escape for brighter pastures in the US…where she ended up being a massively successful model, working the Runway, making millions, and now at 30 – posing in her underwear for some obscure magazine I’ve never heard of…I guess dreams come true… What should have been a sex trafficked, bear juggling, circus traveling, cam girl, carni…is now the face of massive brands…meanwhile Americans, who are just as tall can’t even pull this shit off on their own turf because they are too busy working the Walmart checkout line…to pay for the junk food that helps with their obesity and impending diabetes…
It’s Halloween season, that’s why the Christmas decorations are already up in some stores….and I guess why some low level celebrities attended some bullshit that they were probably paid to attend to promote the bullshit – Knotts “Scary” Berry farm, which looks lame as fuck, not scary at all, and featuring some real low grade monsters even a 4 year old would tell to fuck off and step it – this isn’t the 40s asshole….we play videogames and see 3D movies….and I guess some even lower level celebrities went to get photographed – because that’s what LA is all about… Here’s my top 10 of the experience I wasn’t invited to…because tis the fucking season for gore, fear, and slutty costumes…yay. Vanessa Hudgens Went Gothic for the event… #456592282 / gettyimages.com She Looks Better in her leaked Nudes… #456586226 / gettyimages.com Rumer Willis got a Job as one of the Monsters… #456592268 / gettyimages.com She doesn’t find that funny… #456584306 / gettyimages.com Gigi Hadid with some JANKY ass actors in costumes – making Blowjob Face #456593050 / gettyimages.com She’s a model… #456588006 / gettyimages.com Hailey Joel Osment Showed Up in his Drag Queen Outfit “EmilY’…. #456593352 / gettyimages.com Some Shenae Grimes Canadian Trash was there – because she died long ago and this is her Ghosting / Brought Back from the Dead #456584386 / gettyimages.com Elvira at 100 years old was hotter and more interesting than any of these young, disney, cheese as fucks #183096380 / gettyimages.com Leave it to the Russian named Petra to turn this into a mail order bride for a green card session with a producer…. #456585094 / gettyimages.com Olivia Holt was there – I never heard of her but she looks like jailbait and you like that… #456584706 / gettyimages.com Ireland Baldwin “The Lesbian Years” was there too CLICK HERE
Hana Jirickova is a Czech model who is not very famous, I mean I have more followers than her on the internet, and I’m really not famous, maybe that will impress her and give me a chance and having her sit on my face while I sing her love songs….because that’s how romantics do it….but I doubt it…these kinds of girls need billionaires… I guess she pulled some serious miracles because 98 percent of busty babes who like being on camera from the Czech Republic, which happens to be 98 percent of the women in the Czech Republic, I guess the uglies died off in the communist takeover and well – only the hot survived do porn… I know this because I don’t watch porn…but I do watch Czech porn…. It’s a nice thing that comes with desperation, a want for money, in a world where the porn model still applies… It’s like you can make 500 dollars to fuck on camera for a day or 500 dollars every two months working full time… Where here, people are like “I’d never suck dick for 500 dollars on camera, I make that working at Walmart as a cashier”….these spoiled Americans only want to do it for 20,000 and really sweetheart, you don’t even deserve the 500… All this to say – Hana Jirickova – new love interest – who’s nipple I posted in HERE and probably made the same complaints…
Jeff Garlin finds Selena Gomez to be totally disgusting. But, wait, allow the actor to explain… The veteran actor is best known to many for his roles on such hits as Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development and The Goldbergs, but did you know he played Selena’s uncle on The Wizards of Waverly Place? So Garlin knew Selena long before Justin Bieber and long before she got down and dirty in Spring Breakers and here’s what he had to say about the 22-year old: Jeff Garlin on Sexy Selena Gomez: EWWW! “I worked with her for three years and I love her… But then I see her sexualized… I saw Spring Breakers and I’m by myself in the theater, and I couldn’t have felt dirtier. I went to go see her work, and her work was great. But the thing is, when I see her sexualized, I look at her and I look at Ariana Grande , both beautiful girls. “Really beautiful girls. But they have baby fat. They look like kids. Great bikini shots of Selena Gomez ? I don’t go there. I see the thing, but I see those chubby cheeks. She’s a kid. This is disgusting, that it’s happening so young.” Garlin made sure to clarify that he’s not a prude about these things normally, even adding that he “f-cking loves women.” He just believes one should maybe wait until one it a bit older before one shows so much skin. “I’m not like clean-cut Johnson. Maybe it’s because I know [Gomez] intimately. It’s like she’s young, she’s a kid,” Garlin said. “It didn’t happen 30 years ago… I’ll blame the internet.” Sorry, man. But you may not want to click through the following pictures in that case. 15 Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos 1. Selena Gomez: Sheer in Italy We’re in Italy here with Selena Gomez. And we’re big fans of what the singer is wearing!
