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Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman…. Pics via Bauer

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Jayde Nicole is Trash That’s Made It of the Day

Jayde Nicole is the postergirl for the high school slut from a poor single home who doesn’t really want to become a stripper because she thinks it is beneath her but doesn’t mind getting naked because vagina has been her number one tool to get things she wants whether from teachers, rich older men in the small town they are from, bosses at the Walmart they work at, or drug dealing boyfriends who buy them all the fancy Ed Hardy they want, before realizing that Hollywood is where the real money is, so sticking in her shitty small town in Canada is a stupid strategy to get in a place where she can buy all the tacky shit she always wanted, at all the stores all the tacky Hollywood bitches she envied used to shop, so she takes some nude pics, sends them to Playboy and next thing you know, bitch is on MTV and shopping at Kitson instead of the shitty sex store in her hometown and the whole thing is like a fucking fairytale…a really boring fairytale that I wish ended in gangrape.

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People of Walmart Rap

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:192… J Dirty has summed up the People of Walmart blog in a rap song. This video also works with “America the Beautiful” as its soundtrack.

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People of Walmart Rap

Rihanna Beats Chris Brown

Rihanna has beaten Chris Brown pretty badly …

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Rihanna Beats Chris Brown

Alleged Extortionist Feared Letterman’s Revenge

From the department of Stupid Human Tricks, criminal division… Prosecutors in the David Letterman extortion case have released transcripts of conversations clandestinely recorded of…

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No Contest: Rihanna Downs Chris Brown

Just think how many fewer albums Chris Brown would have sold had Walmart actually not (like the MechanicalDummy himself erroneously believed) stocked his album. And just think how many…

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Chris Brown’s Twittercide: Did He Overshare? Expert Weighs In

‘There’s a good chance of saying something really stupid,’ expert says of micro-blogging service. By Gil Kaufman Chris Brown Photo: Stephen Shugerman/ Getty Images Years from now, Chris Brown’s decision to delete his Twitter account might serve as an example of the moment the micro-blogging service began to eat its own tail.

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Chris Brown Cancels His Twitter Account

The move follows days of angry tweets about retailers ‘blackballing’ his new album, Graffiti. By Larry Carroll Chris Brown Photo: Jason LaVeris/ Getty Images Chris Brown’s irate state of mind, as displayed over the weekend in a series of angry tweets, came to an end Monday afternoon (December 14) when the embattled R&B artist abruptly canceled his Twitter account and abandoned tens of thousands of followers. “I WANNA THANK MY FANS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT,” Brown posted on his @MechanicalDummy account, moments before it was deleted

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Shawne Merriman Sues Tila Tequila Over Myriad Lies

Just a few months ago, before she got (possibly fake) engaged to Casey Johnson , Tila Tequila was dating San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. That relationship ended after an altercation at Merriman’s house, in which Tila claims she was assaulted, but Merriman says he was merely protecting her

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Cops: Katt Williams Wasn’t Packin’ Heat

Filed under: Celebrity Justice Katt Williams did not have a shotgun on his person when police arrived at a Georgia Walmart earlier today, this according to the Newnan Police Department.

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