Ireland Baldwin or dump truck monster woman brought out her 7 foot tall, 250 pound body into a bikini, because she genuinely thinks she’s a model. Which is hilarious. There was an Alec Baldwin Roast that I am hoping no one watched because comedy is a fucking waste of time. If you are inclined to watch it, I can save you an hour of your life and say that they basically covered everything I say here about Ireland Baldwin, not because I am some innovative thinker, but because her story is basically being called a pig on her voicemail while her dad was raging, that he dipped out and saw as little of her as possible, so he took the lessons learned from his failed family, and started a new one, with a tight bodied yoga instructor to offset the shame and disappointment that is Ireland….I guess it is presented more humoristically, but as sad and dark as it likely is for a young rich kid….who has deep rooted daddy issues leading to titty content like this. This is not a good thing. From shitty tattoos to shitty faces. Forever a shadow of her parents but at least her rent will always be paid thanks to trust funds and such. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Ireland Baldwin Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: John Shearer / Getty Anyone not following Jidenna’s travels through the Motherland on Instagram really needs to do so now! Our well-traveled Pan-African bae recently posted a video of himself at a market in Senegal haggling with a vendor over a hat. The 85 to Africa -rapper positioned the video as a tutorial on how to negotiate prices when you go to the market. In the video, we see him going back and forth with the vendor and bluffing as if he was going to walk away before the vendor caves and gives him the price he deems more fair. Jidenna’s travel videos come at a really good time, especially since it’s the Year Of Return, a concept that has been trending all year. And honestly, we just need for Jidenna to get a travel show already! View this post on Instagram For the hundreds of thousands of you in the Diaspora who are returning to Africa in December, this is how you don’t get ripped off as a “Yankee”. The strategy is usually the same but the style and intensity of your voice will vary from country to country (Dakar markets are more calm than Lagos markets, so I’m far less agressive here than I usually am ). A post shared by Jidenna (@jidenna) on Sep 22, 2019 at 5:34am PDT Anyway, don’t be fooled by how cool Jidenna makes it look. The market experience in the Motherland is a serious part of the culture. It’s something that you will probably want to put on your to do list, no matter what country your visit, but there are unspoken rules you should follow, and haggling is one of them. I have been to Ghana twice, as well as Togo, and the markets I experienced were sensory overload. I mean, people were selling literally some of anything and they have no qualms about getting all up in your face with the things they have to offer. However, while I did participate in haggling with vendors, I must admit, I was filled with anxiety, especially because you have to get really aggressive sometimes and I prefer to be laid back. Ideally, I just preferred that they would set one fair price and let me be great, but nope. Haggling is what they do, and if you are a Yankee aka an outsider, best believe they are going to jack up the price 5-fold in some cases. I traveled solo during my first trip to Ghana, and my driver was nice enough to accompany me to the market. I had a moment where I was so overwhelmed — because people will be trying to sell me things while I was still in the middle of another transaction — that I was going to just make the purchase at whatever the price was and my driver said absolutely not! He said that I was about to pay way too much money and that the vendor was a crook. It was a $20 Kente cloth clutch that I had talked down from $40, so I thought that was good. I was okay with paying the $20 but my driver demanded that we leave because he didn’t like the price. We got that down to $15. I had something similar happen during my second trip to Ghana. My friend’s mother, a native Ghanaian, scolded me and the vendor. She told me that the price was way too high for a shirt that I wanted, and that I should never settle because they always try to get over on foreigners. She then told the vendor, in Twi (Ghanians speak English, but prefer their native languages, and if you can speak their native tongues then you will yield better results), that she was being ridiculous. It took that moment for the vendor to relent and give me a price that was slashed by at least a quarter. Every time I went to the market after that I made sure to have a local person with me. In Togo, my group was hosted by an influential businessman from the country, and he was the only one who spoke the language (In Togo it’s French as well as various native tongues, including Ewe, and Kabiy é, among over 40 more depending on region). He made sure that we got what we needed without the smoke. So, the more connections you have, the better. That’s my advice to you if you ever find yourself in an African market! Go with a local, stand your ground, and don’t be afraid to walk away if you don’t like the price, which will probably be marked up by quadruple. Nine times out of 10, vendors won’t let you walk away without making a sale so they will meet you in the middle. Now, go forth and get your Year of Return on! Also, would you watch a travel show where Jidenna explores Africa? RELATED POSTS Jidenna’s Fine A** Brought His Bronze Beard & Henna Tattoos To #NYFW Jidenna Delivers Energetic Performance On Pepsi’s Sound Drop Platform To Celebrate Release Of His Album ‘The Chief’
Source: Paras Griffin/Getty Images / Getty Kenya Moore’s RHOA Cast Members Blindsided By Split The unexpected breakup of a RHOA cast member and her husband reportedly has the ATL housewives SHOOK. As previously reported Kenya Moore and her husband of two years Marc Daly, announced last week that they were splitting amid rumors that he has a secret ex-wife and children. The news was especially shocking considering that the couple made a joint appearance on “The Tamron Hall Show” and appeared together at a benefit reception in honor of the Black Man Lab at the Wimbish House in Atlanta. If you found the couple’s split shocking, you’re not alone. Kenya’s “Real Housewives of Atlanta” costars were reportedly blindsided by the divorce announcement. TheJasmineBrand reports that the ladies of RHOA couldn’t believe the news—-but production is allegedly “relieved.” Why? Well because Marc was reportedly “difficult to work with” and “had lots of restrictions concerning his participation in the show.” Sounds fathomable, Marc was noticeably absent on the show and his appearances were very few and far in between. Remember when he finally showed up and the ladies couldn’t help but harp on his nose ring? The ladies are currently finishing up filming season 12 and they’re taking a scheduled cast trip to Greece (must be nice). And while rumors swirled that Kenya skipped out on the festivities, she confirmed herself that she’s currently overseas with the ladies; Cynthia, Porsha, Kandi, NeNe, Tanya Sam, and Marlo. Kenya went on Instagram Live this morning to show fans that she’s putting on a brave face and traveling to the foreign country. Will YOU be tuning in to RHOA this fall to see the fallout from Kenya’s divorce???
Source: Jean Baptiste Lacroix/WireImage/ Steve Granitz/WireImage *whispers* they look nothing alike… Michelle Williams Claps Back At Angry Trolls Saved and sanctified Destiny’s Child alum Michelle Williams is SICK and TIRED of being confused with award-winning actress Michelle Williams who delivered a beautiful message to sexist Hollywood bosses devaluing women of color in the industry. “When a woman, especially a woman of color … tells you what she needs to do her job, listen to her… so that she can succeed because of her environment and not in spite of it,” Williams said to rousing applause. Every boss everywhere should watch Michelle Williams’ #Emmys speech. Hear it, live it pic.twitter.com/cg8DXminfo — Siobhan Morris (@siomo) September 23, 2019 Naturally, this riled up dusty trolls who attacked Michelle Williams–the wrong Michelle Williams. THAT Michelle Williams is not the Michelle Williams who responded to the outrage with a hilarious video addressing the mix-up (that we’re sure happens ALL THE TIME), congratulated the other Michelle Williams on her Emmy-winning performance and revealed a side of her we rarely see. So, the folks who are pissed and pressed about Michelle Williams’s (Actress) moving and brilliant #Emmy speech are tagging and aiming their anger at Michelle Williams (Singer), and she is fed up! pic.twitter.com/d7NAQyBndm — shar jossell (@SharSaysSo) September 24, 2019 Who knew Michelle Williams was funny??? No, seriously, why are we just discovering this yearsss later?? This would certainly explain why she fit right in with Kelly & Beyonce!
Source: VH1 / VH1 Fizz And Apryl’s Relationship Still Angers Fans We just love it when the reality shows start to catch up to the drama we witnessed in real-time. We were all pretty shocked when we saw Fizz and Apryl canoodling on Instagram and pouring copious amounts of dirt on Omarion’s name. It was all rather confusing. Now Love & Hip-Hop is finally giving us the inside story on the relationship and how it’s coming to be. As we learned last week, it appears as though this is all about Apryl feeling slighted by Omarion and wanting to get back at him while Fizz is just all about smashing her yadadameans to smithereens. The relationship got even deeper this week as Apryl expressed some mental anguish and emotional difficulties and Fizz was right by her side the whole time. While the moment even had Apryl’s family thanking Fizz for his dedication, the rest of the world was wondering why the hell he didn’t have the same energy for Moniece when she was dealing with these same problems? Fizz really just dipped on her and is suddenly Mr. Dependable for Apryl? The shade of it all… Take a look… Here comes this fake ass thank you to Fizz for saving Apryl… Meanwhile Moniece ass was over there dying and you was like….. #LHHH pic.twitter.com/D1VB57WA1V — Tina Snow (@BlackMermaid34) September 24, 2019 “Here comes this fake a** thank you to Fizz for saving Apryl… Meanwhile Moniece ass was over there dying and you was like….. #LHHH” Moniece watching this dinner with Fizz and Apryl. #LHHH #lhhhollywood pic.twitter.com/tHtUgOOkeU — Miz Kp (@MizKpoto) September 24, 2019 “Moniece watching this dinner with Fizz and Apryl. #LHHH #lhhhollywood” So you telling me Fizz out there “saving” Omarion’s BM life but treats his own like sh*t .. #LHHH pic.twitter.com/ukW5T1Zq8y — SpillrealityT (@SpillrealityT) September 24, 2019 “So you telling me Fizz out there “saving” Omarion’s BM life but treats his own like sh*t .. #LHHH” Fizz and Apryl are really made for each other. Both of them love blaming their ex partner for everything when they’re the messy ones #lhhhollywood #LHHH pic.twitter.com/DylFEb2utg — I don’t know who this man is (@drml_woods) September 24, 2019 “Fizz and Apryl are really made for each other. Both of them love blaming their ex partner for everything when they’re the messy ones #lhhhollywood #LHHH” IF ONLY FIZZ HAD THE SAME RESPECT FOR MONIECE… He got April's people fooled but the general public. Fizz is the same clown from season 1. #lhhhollywood pic.twitter.com/K7P4vixOxP — KaraokeGoddess (@godessofkaraoke) September 24, 2019 “IF ONLY FIZZ HAD THE SAME RESPECT FOR MONIECE… He got April’s people fooled but the general public. Fizz is the same clown from season 1. #lhhhollywood” Three cheers for Fizz who has been Apryl's saving grace but couldn't be that for Moniece and his son #LHHH #lhhhollywood — Jamacia Gamble (@ThatLadyJay) September 24, 2019 “Three cheers for Fizz who has been Apryl’s saving grace but couldn’t be that for Moniece and his son #LHHH #lhhhollywood” Again funny fizz can do all this for you when Moniece (the mother of your child) had a mental breakdown and he was straight ghost #lhhh pic.twitter.com/Tibl1dp0MU — Reãl RADA AL Rep (@Blaqmajicwoman) September 24, 2019 “Again funny fizz can do all this for you when Moniece (the mother of your child) had a mental breakdown and he was straight ghost #lhhh”
If you watched the Emmys last night or heard about it, at least, then you’re up-to-date on Kim Kardashian and Kendall Jenner’s completely awkward and uncomfortable award presentation. And how the entire audience started laughing at them , quite ruthlessly. Well, we now have their side of the story, and it’s only furthering the awkwardness, people. Brace yourselves. While the sisters were there to give out the award for Best Reality TV Show Competition, they ran into a little hiccup… but in their defense, it may not have been entirely their fault. When Kim read “Our family knows firsthand how truly compelling television comes from real people just being themselves,” to the audience at the Microsoft Theatre, she didn’t quite catch the humor behind her words. smh… The audience assumed that Kim was making a joke (lol, a really good joke) so, they proceeded to laugh, however, unaware and pissed-off looking Kim put herself in the position of getting laughed at , instead of with . Things only worsened when Kendall made the same mistake as big sis Kim and tried to claim that their show is “unfiltered and unscripted.” But according to Us Weekly , a source shared that Kardashian, 38, and Jenner, 23, “were not briefed” about their teleprompter bits being “a joke.” The insider added that “it was definitely a bit awkward.” Emmys LOL: Watch Kim and Kendall Get Laughed at on Stage! Ok, If you were sitting there watching it like me, you know it was more than just a “bit” awkward. And that the moment called for at least 3 or 4 rewinds. But basically, the girls just missed the memo and didn’t realize that those lines were supposed to be read as jokes. We don’t know if it’s more embarrassing that they didn’t pick up on their own joke, or that they actually may have believed what they were reading? Either way, you gotta admit that this family never fails to entertain , am I right? Apparently, Kim and Kendall weren’t too worried about their unsuccessful moment, and they didn’t take it personally. They “were good sports about it,” another source told Us . “The line was supposed to be funny. They weren’t bothered by people laughing.” Besides, the sister duo arrived in style and their stunning looks are what stole the night anyway. The KKW Beauty owner wore a skintight black velvet gown by Vivienne Westwood, which she accessorized with some chunky necklaces, including a cross necklace. Meanwhile, the Victoria’s Secret model killed it in a pink floral Richard Quinn gown, which she paired with a latex Vex turtleneck. Kylie Jenner was also set to walk the red carpet and present the award beside her sisters that night, but luckily however, she was too sick to make it. “She has been sick for days,” a source told the outlet, so Kylie decided to skip out on the event. After the incident, many fans took to social media to defend the E! TV stars. One fan made a pretty good point, tweeting, #Emmys @KimKardashian @KendallJenner The fact that they will turn your laughs into millions of cash is funnier.” “You look so stunning Kim and Kendall. Highest paid model and highest paid reality star.” Hm… Mic drop? View Slideshow: Kendall Jenner Dubbed “Fashion Icon of the Decade,” Twitter Loses Its Mind
Source: Charles Sykes/Bravo/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images Mariah Huq Speaks On Alleged Receipts Against Dr. Damon Kimes Remember on “Married To Medicine” season 6 when Mariah Huq claimed she had receipts to show that Dr. Damon Kimes was cheating on Dr. Heavenly ? Well, if you watched that season you’ll know that Mariah never produced said “receipts” but hinted to having them at the reunion. “I don’t want to be in the gutter anymore,” said Mariah to Andy Cohen during the reunion show. “I think she don’t have the receipts,” responded Dr. Heavenly. “I think she’s a liar from the pits of hell.” “No, I do,” insisted Mariah. “In my dressing room. I’m just not even gonna go there. I’m not going to contribute.” Mariah’s husband Dr. Aydin was also seen encouraging her to drop the alleged bombshell. Now Mariah’s explaining why she held back on her receipts and it’s for good reason. Mariah was a guest on “Watch What Happens Live” Sunday and she told Andy and fellow guest, Adrienne C. Moore, that she didn’t whip out the receipts against Dr. Damon because she “loves him” (even though she can’t stand his wife) and because she didn’t want to “break up a family.” Sheesh—do you believe that Mariah (still) has the receipts???
Kacey Musgraves out here looking like a bootleg Demi Moore.. Apparently she’s a country singer, which is smart tactics, because if you know anything about Country, you know that the typical country fan embraces the signer of the songs they listen to for life. They commit to them like they are family and they will continue to support them through the ups and downs…like family… It’s a great place for trashy to start off, because it guarantees a baseline audience…. If you don’t know anything about Country Music, you should be watching the Ken Burns Country Music documentary on PBS, it’s amazing. But I love old Country Music and have for a long time…and despite loving old Country music, long before the Country Music revival, I have no idea who is who in new country and thus have no idea who Kacey Musgraves is…but this is her Texan Nipple and that’s what counts. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kacey Musgraves Nipples for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Albert L. Ortega / Getty Netflix Official Teaser For Breaking Bad Movie ‘El Camino’ It’s almost that time. Netflix is preparing to drop the Breaking Bad movie event that fans have long clamored for, El Camino . Today, we get the official teaser for El Camino starring Aaron Paul. There have been VERY limited details released about this film. Will Bryan Cranston appear? Will other Breaking Bad cast members appear? What the hell will happen to Jesse Pinkman??? Press play down bottom to watch the sneak peek… Sounds like Jesse isn’t quite scot-free.
Source: Getty Images / Getty Images Check Out Some Of The Best Looks From This Year’s Emmy Awards The 71st annual Primetime Emmy Awards went down on Sunday, September 22 and all of your favorite celebs were dressed to the nines. Zendaya picked an all green ensemble that seriously stole the show Source: Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty Angela Bassett stunned on the carpet Source: Steve Granitz / Getty Niecy Nash was in the building with all her bawwwdy on display Source: Jeff Kravitz / Getty Kerry Washington stunned in some seriously bold pants Source: Frazer Harrison / Getty Taraji P. Henson looked like royalty in her red and pink number Source: John Shearer / Getty While Ava DuVernay was the epitome of elegance Source: Frazer Harrison / Getty And of course she brought the Exonerated 5 with her to celebrate the success of When They See Us Source: VALERIE MACON / Getty And Viola Davis was looking classy in a black and white number Source: Kevin Mazur / Getty Regina King showed up and showed out Source: Frazer Harrison / Getty Laverne Cox did NOT come to play Source: John Shearer / Getty And you already know Billy Porter is always one to watch on the red carpet Source: Santiago Felipe / Getty You decide: who looked more bangin’?!
