Surfing never looked so luxurious…here is friend and family member Anastasia Ashley on the red carpet and I think she looks amazing… Sure I am bias, but I guess this is what happens when you take a bikini clad fish out of the water and off the beach or her natural habitat and throw her onto some red carpet all dolled up with flashing lights coming from every angle up on some paparazzi shit…and I think it couldn’t look better…it’s awkward and cute…honest and not attention seeking like so many other girls before her.. I also think it’s nice to see a girl you’ve seen in a bikini 1000 fucking times, in 1000 fucking bikinis, in some clothes, even though that is backwards logic…we normally want our girls less clothed than more clothed…but when looking at it from a sexual fantasy perspective of a muslim man, this kind of outfit is hot, where as a bikini is sending her straight to hell… I guess what it comes down to is that whatever she is wearing, all you really care about is whether she can ride your face as well as she rides a big wave …and more importantly…whether salt water disinfect the places or creates a breeding ground for crabs…I’m not marine biologist, but those are craps I’m sure you’d be into eating…. #494790641 / gettyimages.com #494745273 / gettyimages.com #494790635 / gettyimages.com
Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against… You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul… She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved… There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work… The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff… Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring. To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE
Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s… It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks… So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!
Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s… It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks… So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!
There’s a new selfie trend on the block – and this one’s on top of the world. Literally. Flight attendants and crew members around the globe have taken to sharing their mile high selfies with followers on social media. All is well, however, as the mile high part of this club isn’t the mile high club to which Chrissy Teigen belongs . (Thank our lucky stars!) Mile High Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Mile High Selfie Alexandra showed off her Air Canada uniform in her mile high selfie on Instagram. View As List 1. Mile High Selfie Alexandra showed off her Air Canada uniform in her mile high selfie on Instagram. 2. LOST! We’re having LOST flashbacks with this mile high seflie. You know the scene… 3. Cockpit Selfie This is as sexy as the mile high club is getting in these mile high selfies. We hope. Even the captains got in on this action. 4. Air Asia Selfie These Air Asia flight attendants are quite fond of the mile high selfies! 5. In the Galley What else do flight attendants do during their downtime on Trans-Atlantic flights? Take mile high selfies, of course! 6. Guys Love Selfies Guys take more selfies than girls, according to studies. This guy’s mile high selfie adds to the number. 7. Ready For Takeoff! This flight attendant is ready for takeoff! To prove it, here’s a mile high selfie! Hey, flight attendants are Instagram-loving people, too, okay!?! Some veterans in the industry think the trend is imprudent and bound to get the younger generation of flight attendants in trouble thanks to many airlines’ strict guidelines over images shared in and around their airplanes. As it turns out, as long as the uniforms are being worn correctly and pictures are hitting the Internet at appropriate times, the flight attendants aren’t doing anything wrong. What’s NOT the appropriate time to take a selfie? When a plane is crashing. But yep, those exist. Plane Crash Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Philadelphia Plane Crash Passenger Shares Selfie from Crash Site Twitter user @han_horan snapped this selfie after a plane crashed in Philadelphia this week. She and the other 153 passengers were all unharmed. View As List 1. Philadelphia Plane Crash Passenger Shares Selfie from Crash Site Twitter user @han_horan snapped this selfie after a plane crashed in Philadelphia this week. She and the other 153 passengers were all unharmed. 2. Ferdinand Puentes Shares Selfie from Water While Waiting for Rescue When the plane on which Ferdinand Puentes was flying went down, he pulled out his GoPro camera and began snapping selfies. 3. Professor Takes Mid-Flight Selfie After Oxygen Masks Deploy Professor Shashi Bellamkonda (left) snapped and shared this selfie taken when the cabin of his airplane began to fill with smoke.
Drinking potty water? That isht cray. Texas City Suffering Drought Asks Residents To Drink Toilet Water They really couldn’t come up with a better plan than this? via Daily Mail Grappling with a three-year drought, a North Texas city is awaiting word from the state to re-use wastewater, including some from toilet flushes, for drinking. Mother Nature’s been stingy with Wichita Falls, a city of about 104,000 near the Oklahoma border that’s about 34 inches behind on rainfall over the past three years. The wastewater re-use program will save a third of residents’ current daily usage, Schreiber said. Fifty percent of the water would come from toilets, dish and clothes washers, and sinks, showers and baths. One Wichita Falls woman resident can’t get past consuming water that would in part come from toilets . ‘Honestly, would anyone be OK drinking potty water?’ House of Flowers owner Karen Gibson said. ‘For my plants, that would be no problem. That would be a fertilizer, so to speak. I don’t think it could be any good for anybody’ to drink. If approved by state regulators, the re-use project will blend the wastewater with 50 percent from the city’s two reservoirs — Lake Arrowhead and Lake Kickapoo — in a four-step treatment method. Would you drink toilet water if you had no other choice? Shutterstock
What started as a personal rift between Selena Gomez and her parents has bled over into the professional world. According to TMZ sources, the singer fired Mandy and Brian Teefey as her managers last month. The artist’s mother and step-father had served in this capacity for Gomez ever since her big break at Disney. So, why did Selena cut them loose now? Sources allege that Gomez felt she had outgrown their influence and is now mature enough for a true professional manager (such as Scooter Braun). But let’s get real, people. Like most things Selena Gomez these days, this comes down to Justin Bieber . Selena’s family and friends have been against her reconciliation with her fellow singer ever since the two started to hang out again earlier this year. Some loved ones are even planning some kind of anti-Bieber invention to try and talk some dating sense into Gomez. Will it be successful? We doubt it. You have seen Justin Bieber, right?!? What young woman would possibly turn her back (and/or front) on him completely? It’s unknown at the moment who Selena wants to represent her, but her parents are reportedly unhappy about their firing. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. View As List 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. 2. Justin Bieber Loves Selena Gomez Justin Bieber loves Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. 3. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Photo Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber during one of their many stints as a couple. Or at least a couple of hot stars who hooked up. 4. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Check out this Instagram pic and see for yourself. 5. Justin Bieber Shirtess With Selena Gomez Justin Bieber is shirtless with Selena Gomez in a hot new Instagram photo. 6. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in an Instagram pic that briefly made the online rounds before he took it down. 7. Justin and Selena in the Water Remember the good times between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? They cozy up big time in this photograph. 8. Jelena Makes Out! Selena Gomez gets her bikini on here. And her makeout session with Justin Bieber. 9. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on Vacation Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share a romantic moment here while on vacation. We really hope these two make it! 10. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Together Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber arrived at the Vanity Fair Oscars party in this photo. They look cute together, don’t they? 11. Selena and Justin Hug Is everything as happy-go-lucky as it seems here between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? Rumors sprung up in the summer of 2012 that placed this relationship on the rocks. 12. Justin with Selena Selena Gomez has a great reason for smiling large in this photo. She’s staring right at Justin Bieber! 13. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Photograph Justin Bieber looks quite smitten with Selena Gomez in this Twitter photo, doesn’t he? The couple is celebrating Justin’s 18th birthday in Hollywood. 14. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Oscar Night Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were fortunate to each have a very cute date on Oscar night 2011: one another! 15. Jelena Smooch Justin Bieber lays a kiss on Selena Gomez in this cute photo. The former has said he’d like to be a young father. 16. Jelena Date Pic Justin Bieber loves a good smoothies. The singer and girlfriend Selena Gomez are seen here on a date. 17. Justin and Selena as One Justin and Selena as One. That’s the name of this ridiculous statue, which was created by some idiot named Daniel Edwards. 18. Selena and Justin Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez appear on stage together here. But the real news is what goes on between these two off stage! 19. Cleavage Ogling Like what you see, Justin Bieber? The singer ogles girlfriend Selena Gomez in this shot from the MuchMusic Video Awards. 20. Lovey Dovey Couple Selena Gomez looks over at Justin Bieber in this photo. It’s easy to imagine what she is thinking, isn’t it? 21. Jelena Kiss They made it clear at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are very much an item. 22. A Justin Bieber Foot Rub Justin Bieber gives Selena Gomez a foot rub in this Twit pic. We’re really sorry, gals. You might wanna turn away. 23. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at Dinner Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went out to dinner for the former’s 17th birthday. They wanted to be left alone by photographers. 24. Justin and Selena Justin Bieber gives a sexy nod to his girlfriend in this photo. Yup, he and Selena Gomez are very much an item. 25. Taylor Swift: Grossed Out By Jelena Kiss Watch Taylor Swift react to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez pecking each other on the cheek in this gif. It’s rather classic. 26. Adorable Hand Holders It doesn’t get much more clear than this: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are holding hands! 27. Precious Twosome Are they or aren’t they? That’s the question fans are debating, as they watch Justin Bieber hang out often with Selena Gomez. 28. Near Hand Holding! Their hands are almost touching! Check out Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez going for a walk in Miami together. 29. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Photo Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the 2011 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in L.A.
America’s most infamous on-again, off-again lovebirds are feuding again, and this report has nothing to do with the alleged Justin Bieber-Selena Gomez sex tape . At issue instead is her flirting with Orlando Bloom. Seriously. Both halves of Jelena are notoriously jealous when it comes to either one of them talking – let alone flirting – with other people. Such is the case here. Justin Bieber, 20, is said to be furious with Selena Gomez, 21, and her interactions with Orlando Bloom, calling her actions “a slap in the face.” What the Canadian pop brat’s girlfriend actually do wrong? Selena and Orlando recently participated in the We Day California conference on March 26, and were seen hamming it up in Instagram photos. Photos Justin was none too thrilled about, to say the least. The singer-actress gave an inspiring speech and later, backstage, posed with Orlando and Seth Rogen, who has been one of Justin’s biggest haters. The picture, posted to her Instagram account, infuriated Justin, who believed she was trying to rankle him, knowing Rogen’s disdain for Bieber’s antics. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts. Seth does not mince words, telling Watch What Happens Live recently that Bieber is “a piece of s–t” … and “obnoxious and ungrateful and insincere.” According to a source close to the couple, however, it’s not just about Rogen. Justin and Selena have been at each other’s throats over mutual insecurities. “Their drama always starts because they don’t trust each other,” the insider laments, adding, “It’s not only Selena that gets jealous … Justin is just as bad.” “He’s the one that started the latest fight. He accused Selena of flirting with Orlando Bloom . He knows that it bugs Selena when he hangs out with Miley [Cyrus].” “So, of course he wanted her to know about it … because he’s feeling insecure and he wants to make her feel the same way [as he felt about Bloom].” Well, that sounds really mature all around, you guys. Well done. Just imagine when he inevitably gets Selena Gomez pregnant . You think they have issues now? Things are only going to get more insane, THGers. Justin and Selena back together: Good idea? Yes, they are so meant to be! No, they need to move on! I love you, Justin! View Poll » Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. View As List 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. 2. Justin Bieber Loves Selena Gomez Justin Bieber loves Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. 3. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Photo Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber during one of their many stints as a couple. Or at least a couple of hot stars who hooked up. 4. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together again. Check out this Instagram pic and see for yourself. 5. Justin Bieber Shirtess With Selena Gomez Justin Bieber is shirtless with Selena Gomez in a hot new Instagram photo. 6. Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez Instagram Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez in an Instagram pic that briefly made the online rounds before he took it down. 7. Justin and Selena in the Water Remember the good times between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? They cozy up big time in this photograph. 8. Jelena Makes Out! Selena Gomez gets her bikini on here. And her makeout session with Justin Bieber. 9. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber on Vacation Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share a romantic moment here while on vacation. We really hope these two make it! 10. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Together Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber arrived at the Vanity Fair Oscars party in this photo. They look cute together, don’t they? 11. Selena and Justin Hug Is everything as happy-go-lucky as it seems here between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? Rumors sprung up in the summer of 2012 that placed this relationship on the rocks. 12. Justin with Selena Selena Gomez has a great reason for smiling large in this photo. She’s staring right at Justin Bieber! 13. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Photograph Justin Bieber looks quite smitten with Selena Gomez in this Twitter photo, doesn’t he? The couple is celebrating Justin’s 18th birthday in Hollywood. 14. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez on Oscar Night Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were fortunate to each have a very cute date on Oscar night 2011: one another! 15. Jelena Smooch Justin Bieber lays a kiss on Selena Gomez in this cute photo. The former has said he’d like to be a young father. 16. Jelena Date Pic Justin Bieber loves a good smoothies. The singer and girlfriend Selena Gomez are seen here on a date. 17. Justin and Selena as One Justin and Selena as One. That’s the name of this ridiculous statue, which was created by some idiot named Daniel Edwards. 18. Selena and Justin Photo Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez appear on stage together here. But the real news is what goes on between these two off stage! 19. Cleavage Ogling Like what you see, Justin Bieber? The singer ogles girlfriend Selena Gomez in this shot from the MuchMusic Video Awards. 20. Lovey Dovey Couple Selena Gomez looks over at Justin Bieber in this photo. It’s easy to imagine what she is thinking, isn’t it? 21. Jelena Kiss They made it clear at the 2011 Billboard Music Awards: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are very much an item. 22. A Justin Bieber Foot Rub Justin Bieber gives Selena Gomez a foot rub in this Twit pic. We’re really sorry, gals. You might wanna turn away. 23. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez at Dinner Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went out to dinner for the former’s 17th birthday. They wanted to be left alone by photographers. 24. Justin and Selena Justin Bieber gives a sexy nod to his girlfriend in this photo. Yup, he and Selena Gomez are very much an item. 25. Taylor Swift: Grossed Out By Jelena Kiss Watch Taylor Swift react to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez pecking each other on the cheek in this gif. It’s rather classic. 26. Adorable Hand Holders It doesn’t get much more clear than this: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are holding hands! 27. Precious Twosome Are they or aren’t they? That’s the question fans are debating, as they watch Justin Bieber hang out often with Selena Gomez. 28. Near Hand Holding! Their hands are almost touching! Check out Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez going for a walk in Miami together. 29. Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Photo Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber at the 2011 American Music Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in L.A.
