Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days… I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped… What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….
Kelly Brook has been showing off her chubby body in a bikini a lot the last few days… I guess it is because she’s exhausted from all the work she’s been putting in as a titty model…and needs a vacation where she gained 30 lbs and frolic in the water drawing attention to herself and her black boyfriend…or maybe, just maybe these are photoshopped… What it all comes down to is that Kelly Brook can teach us all, if you are busty, exploit them tits, show them tits, make money with them tits because if you do it right…you can live the American dream….
I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies… So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better… I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
A day after he allegedly killed a fellow movie theater goer after the two got into an argument over texting, Curtis Reeves was denoted bond today by a judge in Pasco County, Florida. The 71-year old retired from the Tampa Police Department in 1993 after serving as Captin and went on to work as the Director of Security at Busch Gardens until 2005. Tampa Bay Movie Theater Shooting Suspect in Custody According to Pasco County Sheriff Chris Nocco, Reeves and his wife got into an altercation with Chad Oulson and his wife after the Reeves asked Chad to stop texting prior to a showing of Lone Survivor. The back-and-forth escalated until Reeves reportedly pulled out a handgun and shot Chad in the chest, with the bullet actually going through Nancy Oulson’s hand in her attempt to protect her husband. Chad Oulson, 43, was transported to a nearby hospital and died shortly after, while his wife was treated for her hand injury. Those who know Reeves tell ABC that are stunned over the incident. “Curtis is a good guy. He’s always been very nice to my wife, myself,” said Reeves’s next door neighbor Bill Costas. “Personally, I’m very shocked.” In court today, Circuit Judge Lynn Tepper said the defense can make its case for setting bond before another judge on a different date. Reeves, who has been charged with second-degree murder, was not present for this hearing, but a number of friends and colleagues appeared in the courtroom to show support.
If this story doesn’t bring a tear to your eye… well, you may need new eyes. On January 6, Shanell Mouland sat in the window seat of a flight from Florida to Philadelphia. By her side was her three-year old daughter, Kate, who suffers from Autism, and by her side, in the aisle, was a stranger in a business suit. In an open letter (titled “Dear ‘Daddy’ in Seat 16C”) soon after the trip, Mouland wrote that she was initially scared her child would “pour water all over” this man’s “multi-million dollar contracts,” but was then amazed to be proven wrong. Very, very, very, very wrong. Dear Daddy in Seat 16 Letter The man ended up being exceedingly kind and patient with Kate, not even correcting the toddler when she called him “Daddy.” “You could have shifted uncomfortably in your seat. You could have ignored her. You could have given me that ‘smile’ that I despise because it means; ‘manage your child please.’ You did none of that,” Mouland wrote, directly addressing her fellow passenger. “You engaged Kate in conversation and you asked her questions about her turtles. She could never really answer your questions but she was so enamored by you that she keep eye contact and joint attention on the items you were asking her about. I watched and smiled. I made a few polite offers to distract her, but you would have none of it.” Toward the end of the flight, little Kate reached her limit, according to her mom, and screamed about getting off the plane. But the man never changed his attitude. “Thank you,” Mouland concluded in her letter. “Thank you for not making me repeat those awful apologetic sentences that I so often say in public. Thank you for entertaining Kate so much that she had her most successful plane ride, yet. And, thank you for putting your papers away and playing turtles with our girl.” The man has since been identified as Eric Kunkel, a married father of one from New Jersey. When contacted by Yahoo Shine, he said of the experience: “I travel a lot for work, and Kate was, by far, the most well-behaved kid I’ve sat next to. Shanelle is also an incredible parent – she didn’t apologize for Kate and she shouldn’t have – but she was very attentive to her.” A few days after the flight, Kunkel’s stepson actually found Mouland’s blog post and told his stepfather. Kunkel then befriended Mouland on Facebook and the two remain in touch. “I assumed that a man in a business suit wouldn’t be patient with Kate,” Mouland says. “And I’m so fortunate to have been proved wrong.”
This kid ain’t isht ! According to NY Daily News reports : A teenager has been charged with murdering his mother after she was found with a kitchen knife sticking out of her eye socket in her Florida home. Sharon Aydelott was found dead on Christmas Eve in her home in Gulf Breeze, Fla., having been stabbed multiple times, beaten with a baseball bat and had her throat slashed, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News. When the investigators arrived, they found the front door smeared with blood and Aydelott’s body lying just inside. William Brandon Aydelott, the victim’s 17-year-old son, was found at a nearby house three hours later, the NWF Daily News reports. His clothing was clean, but police found a spot of dried blood on his wrist. He calmly confessed to the murder when police questioned him, according to the NWF Daily News. The teenager had moved out after his relationship with his mother broke down in September. The victim was a science teacher at nearby Holley-Navarre Middle School, where she had been working since 1998. SMH. What’s in the water that is making these kids lose it like this? Boy had the devil in him. Damn. Facebook
Carmen Electra is using her low level celebrity as a platform for the weirdest cause…the war against Southwest “waisting” water … People around the world don’t have drinking water. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous that #southwest airlines employees would serve water, then make you through it out when you are leaving the plane by saying its airplane regulations that no water can come off the flight #waistofwater What do u think? Tell me about your southwest flying experience I don’t know if she’s trying to actually make a difference, you know change the regulations to allow people to leave the plane with their cans of water, which in and of itself is pretty low level and ghetto, water belongs in bottles…but I guess not as low level as being a big star flying fucking Southwest… I know less relevant people than Carmen Electra who only fly first class…she’s fallen off… But she’s targeted them…mad they are THROUGHING out her water…because people around the world don’t even have water people…like every time the THROUGHS up after eating in hopes of staying fit… Who cares, I know….totally..but at the good news is she hasn’t forgot who Carmen Electra is and makes out with the can like you’d expect her to do..probably after shoving it up her asshole… I know…who cares…
Now that Selena Gomez had her first grown-up photoshoot , she celebrated by busting out some serious cleavage at the Flaunt Magazine November Issue Party. And in fact, I think these pictures might be even better than the ones that they ran in the magazine. Is it too late to swap them out or shoot a re-do? If they need a dude to lay next to Selena in bed again, I’d be happy to volunteer. It’s pretty much my dream job. » view all 31 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s more bikini goodness from former Playboy Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg in another one of these damn 138 Water photoshoots. You know what though? I’m done being jealous. It’s time to follow their lead. I’m going to fill up a bunch of plastic bottles with tap water, convince Playboy models that it’s the next big thing in bottled water, and watch the bikini pictures roll in. Either that, or just continue staring at more pictures of Jaclyn. Yeah, on second thought, that’s probably way easier. Nevermind. » view all 15 photos Fameflynet
