We all know that you’re pretty much delusional and telling yourself that tomorrow, 2016, all will change…so I decided to google the top new years resolutions that people make, and obviously that they break 15 days, if they last that long…. With the help of our friend The Porn Dude , I was able to find tumblr pics to support this life changing post. 1- Get Fit – because you are fat…all the gyms are ready for your membership application tomorrow, all the regulars are mad you exist you fair weather fitness enthusiast…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 2- Get a Girlfriend – tired of being alone….2016 is the year for you to settle down and find a girlfriend you can build a life with, unfortunately for you no girl will want you so you’ll have to take matters in your own hands….you’re better off Watching More Porn , 3- Quit Smoking – This one always makes me laugh…people are weak, the first 48 hours of a smoker’s quitting smoking is the best and usually when they start smoking again…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 4- Eat Less – This comes in the form of “no carbs”, or “no sugar” and is one of those annoying things so many people say and stick to, because if they did, the world would be a far better looking place, but instead, everyone is obsese…disgusting…and full of processed food…you’re better off Watching More Porn , 5- Go Vegan – Eating Animals is bad, at least that’s what people are saying, and anyone with a pet has thought of their pet at least once while eating a burger, thinking, “this is like eating my dog, that’s sad”…only the burger usually wins because it tastes good and we don’t really care that much to stop our habbits…plus vegans are fucking annoying….you’re better off Watching More Porn , 6- Make More Money / Change Your Career – if you’re destined to be a loser, you’ll remain a loser, but the good news is, there are countless losers who make a lot of money, so just be like them and become a vine star or something equally lame because girls love money…and buying people is a nice feeling…so figure it out, but you won’t as you work you way through your shift work at the fast food joint…you’re better off Watching More Porn 7- Drink Less – Never Drink Less… 8 – Do Something New and Watch More Porn , The post Top 8 New Years Resolutions in Tumblr Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This weather girl gets seriously punny. I have a feeling for the next few weeks, every single newscaster and politician will be using Star Wars references.
As previously documented, Chrissy Teigen is a terrible meteorologist . But the woman featured in the following video is awesome! Just like previous males and females in her profession who clearly have a love for pop culture (e.g. the traffic reporter who parodied Let It Go ), this lady has used the ongoing Star Wars craze to go viral. For all the right reasons. In just 40 seconds, she manages to make endless Star Wars references , all while somehow keeping a straight face. “Don't be a trooper. Please take care on the roads. Could be difficult driving conditions,” she warns at one point, later adding: “Now, if you're forced to awaken early tomorrow morning, it will be on the dark side, but as you can see fairly mild.” Amazing, no? And this was how our new favorite weather woman person on the planet concluded her report: Far, far away towards the southeast of England, there is a new hope for sunshine developing in the afternoon. We're not wearing a hat at the moment. If we were, however, we'd be taking it off in absolute awe of this meteorologist. She deserves the biggest raise her network can afford.
As previously documented, Chrissy Teigen is a terrible meteorologist . But the woman featured in the following video is awesome! Just like previous males and females in her profession who clearly have a love for pop culture (e.g. the traffic reporter who parodied Let It Go ), this lady has used the ongoing Star Wars craze to go viral. For all the right reasons. In just 40 seconds, she manages to make endless Star Wars references , all while somehow keeping a straight face. “Don't be a trooper. Please take care on the roads. Could be difficult driving conditions,” she warns at one point, later adding: “Now, if you're forced to awaken early tomorrow morning, it will be on the dark side, but as you can see fairly mild.” Amazing, no? And this was how our new favorite weather woman person on the planet concluded her report: Far, far away towards the southeast of England, there is a new hope for sunshine developing in the afternoon. We're not wearing a hat at the moment. If we were, however, we'd be taking it off in absolute awe of this meteorologist. She deserves the biggest raise her network can afford.
No Apologies: Floyd Mayweather Pisses Animal Lovers Off With Baby Tiger Photos Oh, to be wealthy and ignorant … Floyd Mayweather has the type of wealth many won’t see in their lifetime, and it’s no secret he likes to show it off on social media. The boxing champ posted a photo of himself sitting on a marble floor next to a baby tiger. In the caption he brags about getting the tiger as a gift, and while that is impressive, tigers are also endangered. PETA immediately caught wind of Mayweather’s antics and pleaded for his to return the wild feline back to her family. Dear @FloydMayweather , Tigers should be in the wild. Please send this cub to a sanctuary. https://t.co/tOTT9uesRG pic.twitter.com/CUnlUtEWmg — PETA (@peta) December 4, 2015 PETA’s not the only ones sounding off, instagram users are flooding the champ’s comments asking him to take it down. So far Mayweather hasn’t responded. What do you think of Floyd Mayweather’s latest “gift”?
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