Nothing says Christmas quite like seeing a bunch of Santas participating in some Santa Event in a bar brawl…because Christmas is a week away, emotions are heightened, the weather is putting us into some Seasonal depression, and sometimes when you dress like the world’s most loved PEDO and mix it with Booze, you kinda lose yourself… If you don’t like that – here’s the Russian Loch Ness Monster… If you don’t like that here’s two homeless dudes losing their shit in Venice Beach…where failed actors with drug addiction go to die.
Now that the weather’s getting colder, I find that I’m in the mood for no-name hotties in lingerie more these days. OK, that’s a lie, I’m always in the mood for no-names in lingerie. But still, nothing warms me up quite like a good old fashioned pants fire. And this shoot from Brazilian model Carolina Fontaneti has currently got one raging out of control. Great, now I need a cold shower. Well, this plan backfired. » view all 13 photos
It’s officially cold/flu season, and if you’re feeling a bit under the weather like this kid’s teacher, prepare to be enlightened by the get well note he authored. In addition to being a nice gesture, wishing his instructor a speedy recovery, the note offers some simple, yet profound advice to cute what ails you: Drop trou. Surely the source of her illness, whatever it may be, can be cured by the scientific fact that pooping makes you feel better. It’s just common knowledge. Nothing a little bowel movement can’t fix, right? In case that wasn’t specific enough, though, he went into great detail, sharing his wisdom with gusto! Hey, it works every morning. Not even kidding. There’s even a helpful infographic in case the words alone don’t get this all-important message across. If the teacher doesn’t have this framed and displayed in the elementary school bathroom as inspiration to all students who pass through those doors? This isn’t a planet we want to be living on.
After weeks of relentless hype, the Britney Spears “Work Bitch” music video was released Tuesday night and it was a lot to process, to state the obvious. The primary takeaways: 1) Britney Spears is hot. 2) Her bouncing body is hypnotizing. 3) We have no idea what the premise of the video is beyond that. The Britney Spears “Work Bitch” music video , if you haven’t seen it yet, features S&M gear, exploding mannequins, models on leashes and lots of gyrating. Seriously. So much gyrating it’ll almost give you a seizure. Especially if you watch it on an endless, sexy GIF loop! For all the talk about Miley Cyrus Twerking , this pop icon can still shake it like there’s no tomorrow. Embrace Britney’s latest video masterpiece in GIF form after the jump, unless you suffer from epilepsy or are on drugs, in which case we advise against it. With that disclaimer out of the way, here goes nothing … Possibly the greatest moment in the history of the Internet. Some images should just stay burned into your brain. Even hot backup dancers need a good punishing. So jealous of that wall right now. Don’t MAKE her hit you again. Now get to work, bitches.
For Vanessa Hudgens, the weather isn’t the only change that accompanies a move from summer to fall. The 24-year old took to Instagram yesterday and showed off a new tri-colored hair style that she dubbed with a simple two word caption her “Autumn hair.” In the shot (below), we see Hudgens with long, curly locks that are now a shade of dark brown… blonde… and red. You can’t accuse the pretty young star of being boring, can you? Vanessa isn’t the only celebrity to recently undergo a hair change. Claire Danes showed up at the Emmys with a shorter ‘do; Kim Kardashian is now blonde ; and Beyonce can’t seem to decide on the length of her hair. What do you think of Hudgens’ multi-colored fall look? Love it! Loathe it! View Poll »
The Weeknd reunites with Drake on his latest single “Live For.” The Toronto duo have worked together on several occasions including Drake’s sophomore album…
The Weeknd reunites with Drake on his latest single “Live For.” The Toronto duo have worked together on several occasions including Drake’s sophomore album…
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D’Angelo Even when you’re surrounded by negativity, you can still…
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. ~Anthony J. D’Angelo Even when you’re surrounded by negativity, you can still…
Celebrities Having The Worst Summer The summer is supposed to be happy and joyus for everyone. We’re supposed to be enjoying the weather, time off and long nights. These celebrities, though, have had a rough warm weather season. Take a look at celebrities with the worst summer ever.
