Source: RapidEye / Getty Even if you call bae a snack, make sure they’re bathed and lotioned before putting random body parts in your mouth. Well y’all always say y’all want a nasty nigga pic.twitter.com/q90G1njNHc — I aint no teacup poodle. (@LeKuroKami) May 11, 2018 Let this be a lesson about invading peoples’ private parts. One woman caught her man napping and decided to record herself having some fun with his booty. When she pulled his boxers down and licked his cheek she didn’t stop to make sure he’d washed his ass recently. The look on her face when she realizes she just rubbed her tongue on a grown man’s dusty butt is priceless. She wasn’t ready, and neither were we. As @LeKuroKami pointed out, the young lady in the vid seems to have cuffed Powdered Toast Man from Ren & Stimpy . She boo'd up Powdered Toast Man pic.twitter.com/7Ap35JpLm5 — Crazy, Classic, Trife (@notmadjustmean) May 11, 2018 pic.twitter.com/UX1QiYP0PE — (@JLorriell) May 12, 2018 @LenwoodSmith_ pic.twitter.com/wxkHM9M4Uf — jeedorahgkingiii (@jeedorahgking3) May 12, 2018
Source: Chelsea Lauren / Getty Like clock-work, Azealia Banks ’ interviews and social media posts are making as much noise as her music. After Banks’ comments on The Breakfast Club about Cardi B being “illiterate” went viral, the “212” MC used her @cheapyxo Twitter account (Banks’ OG account was deactivated) to further clairify what she meant. This is an example of how some racially ambiguous Latina women TRULY view black women who call them out on their privilege. They act like they’re better than or above them. It’s clear that Cardi is unaware of how privileged she is. pic.twitter.com/EIbGGPzAhL — Ooh La La Stan (@LuxxxSOClAL) May 12, 2018 Cardi responded to Banks’ Breakfast Club interview with a subliminal tweet and an Instagram comment, typing, “I’m from the hood, I speak how I speak,” and “I don’t want to change my ways because I’m famous, that’s why I just mind my business. This is coming from a woman that bleached her skin, but want to be an advocate.” Saturday, Banks said Cardi’s response proved her original point: “I always speak with intuition. I went to school with a million carbi d’s. I sat in the chair at the Dominican Hair salon and learned a lot of Spanish from listening to the hair dressers make fun of me and my mother’s hair while they assumed I couldn’t understand what they said.” Banks continued: ”So because I point out that you get away with being the typical caricature of a black woman that society says is wrong … and you respond by calling me unattractive and bringing up skin bleaching to basically make fun of me for not being light skinned?” She added: “Carbi is really a bird brain. LOL… She really doesn’t have the vernacular to engage in any discussion about black womens culture, music or hiphop at all lol. She’s really a hood booger wow “ While Banks failed to acknowledge that English was not the first language in Cardi’s home growing up, she made valid points about how saying “I’m from the hood,” should never excuse ignorance. Banks wrote, “I ALSO come from the hood. So does nicki Minaj… Lol the hood is a beautiful place full of loads of creative , smart , and talented people… you’re illiterate because you are lazy, not because you are from the hood.” Azealia emphasized that Cardi is a stereotypical portrayal of Black women in America. “Especially when you are a full on stereotype. You’re illiterate, you’re baby mama 4/5 to man who has women crawling out of the woodworks with kids, videos of your nigga fucking other women… you’re a real life episode of Maury sis….” Banks even called Cardi a weapon against Black women. “And for as far as black womens culture and music has moved in the past two years… the fact that your overall statistic-ness is being merited as success is a clear indication that the suits backing you are using you as a weapon against black womens consciousness and culture.” She explained that Cardi was “ultimately promoting things that send Black Women to jail. It’s no secret that Hip-Hop has been used to entice black youth into activities that send them to jail. no secret that record execs purposely invest heavily in artists that will advertise the prison-industrial-complex.” Read all the tweets below. I always speak with intuition. I went to school with a million carbi d’s. I sat in the chair at the Dominican Hair salon and learned a lot of Spanish from listening to the hair dressers make fun of me and my mother’s hair while they assumed I couldn’t understand what they said. https://t.co/8jF6STlnKq — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 So because I point out that you get away with being the typical caricature of a black woman that society says is wrong … and you respond by calling me unattractive and bringing up skin bleaching to basically make fun of me for not being light skinned? — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Carbi is really a bird brain. LOL — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 She really doesn’t have the vernacular to engage in any discussion about black womens culture, music or hiphop at all lol. She’s really a hood booger wow — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Plus.. I ALSO come from the hood. So does nicki Minaj… Lol the hood is a beautiful place full of loads of creative , smart , and talented people… you’re illiterate because you are lazy, not because you are from the hood. — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Especially when you are a full on stereotype. You’re illiterate, you’re baby mama 4/5 to man who has women crawling out of the woodworks with kids, videos of your nigga fucking other women… you’re a real life episode of Maury sis…. — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 And for as far as black womens culture and music has moved in the past two years… the fact that your overall statistic-ness is being merited as success is a clear indication that the suits backing you are using you as a weapon against black womens consciousness and culture. — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 And for as far as black womens culture and music has moved in the past two years… the fact that your overall statistic-ness is being merited as success is a clear indication that the suits backing you are using you as a weapon against black womens consciousness and culture. — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Those suits are trying to redirect black womens narrative by inserting you. Black women were discussing self-Love, entrepreneurship, politics and feminism … then In you come promoting gang culture, unprotected sex, illiteracy, and fighting.. — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Ultimately promoting things that send Black Women to jail. It’s no secret that Hip-Hop has been used to entice black youth into activities that send them to jail. no secret that record execs purposely invest heavily in artists that will advertise the prison-industrial-complex — CHEAPY XO (@cheapyxo) May 12, 2018 Hit the jump to read why Banks says many listeners will never have enough in their intellectual budget to afford a diamond like her.
Source: Frazer Harrison / Getty In a since deleted Instagram post, Azealia Banks explained to Cardi B why she chose to bleach her skin. Earlier, Cardi questioned how the Banks could advocate for dark skin women when the Harlem MC has admitted to bleaching her skin in the past. The two ladies have been exchanging words online since Banks called Cardi “illiterate” on the Breakfast Club last week. In response to Cardi’s comments about skin bleaching, Banks wrote a lengthy Instagram post stating, “For your information, I bleached my skin die to a severe breakout I had from a depo-provera shot.” Banks added that Cardi’s comments prove her original point. “Some dark skin women have problems with hyper-pigmentation and it can take years for our scars to fade.” ”The color of my skin has absolutely nothing to do with this greater discussion surrounding Black women’s culture and our representation in media.” ”From what I know, you have always identified as Latina. You’ve only recently began to identify as Black once you became a partner of Hip Hop and felt pressured to represent the women you so often called burnt, bald-headed roaches.” Azealia also went into detail about Cardi’s natural looks and hygiene in the IG post below. From the front desk of Azealia Banks… pic.twitter.com/OOuM2WQn1Q — The Sunken Place (@roman_minaj) May 12, 2018 Banks closed with, “I suggest you leave these types of cultural conversations alone for now. You don’t have the range.” Hit the jump to read Banks’ tweets calling Cardi an “illiterate stereotype” who could be on the Maury show.
Source: Denise Panyik-Dale / Getty This week, some photo-friendly dogs set an unprecedented bar for the selfie game. That’s right, if you thought you were the master of lighting and angles for fierce self-looks, you’ve got these group of canines twisted. Gang gang. The Go Fetch Dog Daycare in Ohio is out here! Don’t think this is a rare occurrence either. Dogs BEEN killing the selfie game on the low and now people are just getting hip to their “self love” power. Swipe through to check out canines giving looks for days and let us know if your portrait pics are on their level!
Source: Gregg DeGuire / Getty Alright… So Stevie Wonder is a legend and surely an honest man, right? But based off his interactions with people, one does start to wonder if this man is truly blind or not. Donald Glover is one example of a guy who’s communicated with the singer and some strange “visual elements” make you think twice. Check out his hilarious story about Stevie below!
Source: Django / Getty If the weather’s nice where you are and you’re tired of the same old, same old… Find that car full of gas and have you a turnt up getaway. Williams Uchemba has the idea… Swipe through for more vids on how a spring turn up can look!
Kendall Jenner has little tits like her dad, you know busting out of her blazer, like her dad, because the most important thing about Kendall Jenner is that her dad, the reason she exists, I mean besides her weird brown half sister’s porno, and her stage mom’s ego and manipulation tactics, is strictly because of her dad, who cut off his penis. Now I don’t think these promo model, direct response marketing, informercial hosts in the new media age have souls to begin with, but having your dad cut off his dick must do a real number on her ego, if her brain has that capacity and it must really fuck with her vapid little head…creating daddy issues…in a poor little rich girl kind of way….and we can only hope it ends terribly with opiates and sleeping pills and booze…because we need these people to off themselves one by one for the betterment of society… They are the worst, and she is the best of the worst. Here she is for ELLE – hydrating – too bad she didn’t drown…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE And here is the dick sucker that made this all possible –
Kimberley Garner, the UK reality star, who I don’t even think is on TV because she moved to America and tried to make it there, has been invited to Cannes, or maybe she’s just hopping around Cannes knowing it is a good Photo Op, or maybe when in LA she found a film producer who runs in the same circles as her to fuck, and to be the arm candy for, because all these dudes are rich nerds who got into hollywood because it’s Glamourous and way for them to get laid, when they otherwise wouldn’t get laid, if they worked for let’s say a plumbing manufacturing company, that could be as lucrative, but no red carpets…just shit piles.. Point being, she’s trying to take her hot body and master the fucking scene and this is how it’s done, even though no one knows or cares who she is…I’ll still check her out and cat call her to my computer screen because she’s good…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Here is the highest paid model Kendall Jenner . I can’t believe that she makes the most money considering she’s really just a InstaModel who happens to be sisters with the biggest porn star of all-time. Anyway, this was for Elle Magazine and it’s kinda boring so we will move on. » view all 16 photos
I usually like my Selena Gomez with a little less clothing and much more boobage, but these pics and GIFs will do. Selena is a cutie and anytime we can get a couple decent pics to post its worthwhile. However, she needs to step it up a little bit.
