I can’t hate Courtney Stodden, even if I hate most things Hollywood, because she’s young and vibrant like the girl I feel in love with at the bus stop, in her amazing tight little leggings with her amazing tight little booty from the hormones in the dairy…but more importantly, she’s funny, she doesn’t take herself seriously, she’s got herself very low level famous, and she’s doing it by lookin and acting like a stripper, I mean that in itself makes her the best thing ever. Here’s her easter video. She’s amazing….in all her throwback to strippers from the 90s glory.
Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.
I have facial recognition blindness, so I am not sure if this babe is my favorite girl in the game, who is always naked, with awesome tits, dancing around topless, in their Youtube Video, a Youtube video that for some reason hasn’t been deleted, even though when I post a video of a girl doing squats in tight pants, I get deleted. Life isn’t fair. When you’re dad is the host of “Win Lose or Draw Canada’ in the early 90s, the brain behind such TV theme songs as most of them, and the dad from Growing Pains, you get away with murder. Or maybe Youtube considers it is art, I know I do, at least if it means seeing hot busty babes dancing around topless, and as far as I’m concerned, whether this is Emily Ratakowski or not, I think it is, and that’s all that matters…. and her titty dance. as far as I’m concerned is just her practicing for our first dance at our wedding…No, not for a future working in a strip club. She’s just too good to be ignored. A talent I write love songs for. I’m glad she’s getting out there…by putting her titties out there…cuz things that look like this can’t be ignored…the song however can be if it’s not your thing, just click “mute” Safe to say, one of the best videos ever, all it took was titties.
Marriage is disgusting. The whole prison life sentence concept of marriage is disgusting. Having a fantasy built around girls in wedding night lingerie, especially from Victoria’s secret discount bin is disgusting. If you’re marrying a bitch who can’t even shell out more that 5 for 20 dollars, midddle of the road suburban underwear on her wedding night underwear, or if you’re marrying a chick in anything but crotchless panties, or no panties, you’ve failed. For some reason, Miranda Kerr, a married chick, dressed like she’s getting married a second time, cuz she didn’t have enough the first time, is not disgusting. I guess when it comes to marriage, it’s not so bad if the bear trap is on some other suckers balls and you’re just movin’ in on the pussy while he’s busy avoiding her nagging bitch who he resents marrying ways. This post has expanded my mind.
Wow, so Robin Roberts IS chasing the cat??? Robin Roberts Rumored To Be Planning Secret Wedding With Sahara Storm We’re not sure about the validity of this one. Many people have speculated that Robin might have prefer lipstick to the “magic stick”, but she has neither confirmed, nor spoken publicly about the rumor. Via RhymesWithSnitch Last month there were rumors that Robin Roberts was desperately trying to win back her one true love independent film director Storm Sahara [click here if you missed that]. Now insiders say Robin and Storm are back together and quietly planning their wedding… Sources tell Rhymes with Snitch Robin and Storm are planning a private wedding ceremony with just the two of them, no friends or family. A date has already been set, but no announcement will be made. When it’s all said and done we wish Robin nothing buy happiness and health. Besides, would anyone REALLY be surprised that Robin is gay?
Gotta love those progressive folks in Maine! A pair of single ladies in Maine will soon be wives — to each other– and they’ll get to do it in grand style thanks to their win in a recent magazine contest that will sponsor their $100,000 dream wedding. Via NBCNews reports : A magazine in Maine awarded a $100,000 wedding to a same sex couple on Sunday during its annual contest, making the pair the first gay couple to take home the highly sought after prize. Jenna Eagleton and Caroline Currie of Portland, Maine beat out three other couples to win the Real Maine Weddings competition. Couples submited a video to the magazine’s website explaining why they deserve a free dream wedding, and the public votes on their favorite. Eagleton and Currie were the first gay couple to enter the contest. A gay marriage referendum was approved in Maine last November, and same-sex marriage has been legal in the state since December. “It really makes a statement, it really shows that yes, this is OK, this is right and this is the way things are,” Eagleton told Bangor, Maine’s WLBZ. The couple plans to wed in October in Kennebunkport, according to the RealMaineWeddings website. The prize will go towards weddings expenses like the bridal gown, tuxedos, rings and flowers. The public will have the chance to vote on many of the decisions that go into planning the wedding along the way. “Love is love, I mean, that’s it,” said Currie. Congrats, they’re a cute couple riiiiiiiight? Just sayin’. You know times are changing when the public is deciding they like gay couples better than straight ones in a contest.
Cory Matthews liked it, so he put a ring on it, and a big one at that. It’s been 13 years since Boy Meets World said goodbye to ABC, but Ben Savage’s beloved character and Danielle Fishel ‘s Topanga are about to be revived. In Girl Meets World, which focuses on their daughter Riley, we’ll see the couple basking in marital bliss and parenting on the Disney Channel. On that note, Fishel Tweeted this pic of their rings! Check it out! “Cory and Topanga … together again,” she wrote. Both Ben and Danielle seem to be enjoying their “happily married” status, sharing photos from the set and discussing the joys of being a TV parent. Excited for the Boy Meets World spinoff? Yes! I used to love that show! Yes, I bet Topanga is even hotter now! The hell is Boy Meets World?! View Poll »
Alright, it’s not quite Tuna (I believe she’s vegetarian), but Claudia Romani did go out of her way to show the Tuna some appreciation and for that she has forever earned a permanent place in my heart. Thank you, Claudia! Next up, our wedding.
Clearly, a lot of big Hollywood names will be gunning for roles in Star Wars Episode VII . But some are more excited than others. Total Films compiled a video of interviews with some big stars talking about J.J. Abrams and whether or not they’d accept an offer to be a part of Episode VII . There’s Mila Kunis , Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Weisz, Joss Whedon, Eli Roth, Mark Wahlberg, and tons more. You may be surprised to hear who is less excited about the idea of being part of a timeless franchise. Check out the video to see for yourself: Movie Stars on Star Wars Episode VII
Clearly, a lot of big Hollywood names will be gunning for roles in Star Wars Episode VII . But some are more excited than others. Total Films compiled a video of interviews with some big stars talking about J.J. Abrams and whether or not they’d accept an offer to be a part of Episode VII . There’s Mila Kunis , Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Weisz, Joss Whedon, Eli Roth, Mark Wahlberg, and tons more. You may be surprised to hear who is less excited about the idea of being part of a timeless franchise. Check out the video to see for yourself: Movie Stars on Star Wars Episode VII
