So Lena Dunham has lost a lot of weight recently, right? A considerable amount of weight, really. But the thing is, she doesn’t want any of us to talk about it. “But why?” you might be thinking. “She keeps talking about it herself, what does she expect?” And those are good questions — Lena started losing weight a few months ago, and she’s been open about the reason behind it. In a February interview with Howard Stern, she explained that “Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food .” “Everyone’s been asking like, ‘What have you been doing?'” she went on. “And I’m like, ‘Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.'” In January, she called a Glamour cover in which some cellulite was visible on her legs a ” triumph for womankind ,” so she’s clearly comfortable with talking about any and all aspects of her body and her weight. But in a great big long Instagram post she shared yesterday, she insists that she’s not cool with people talking about her weight. We know that because the photo she shared was a screenshot from an article titled “People Need to Stop Talking About Lena Dunham’s Weight.” In her caption, she writes “I feel I’ve made it pretty clear over the years that I don’t give even the tiniest of sh-ts what anyone else feels about my body.” “I’ve gone on red carpets in couture as a size 14. I’ve done sex scenes days after surgery, mottled with scars .” “I’ve accepted that my body is an every-changing organism,” she writes, “not a fixed entity — what goes up must come down and vice versa.” “I smile just as wide no matter my current size because I’m proud of what this body has seen and done and represented. Chronic illness sufferer. Body-shaming vigilante. Sexual assault survivor. Raging hottie. Just like all of YOU.” And this is where it gets weird — she says that “Right now I’m struggling to control my endometriosis through a healthy diet and exercise.” What about Trump though, girl? Why the change in the story? Regardless, Lena continues by saying that her weight loss “isn’t a triumph and it also isn’t some sign I’ve finally given in to the voices of trolls.” “Because my body belongs to ME — at every phase, in every iteration, and whatever I’m doing with it, I’m not handing in my feminist card to anyone.” “I refuse to celebrate these bullsh-t before-and-after-pictures,” she concludes. “Don’t we have infinitely more pressing news to attend to?” … K. It’s just strange because … like, of course her body belongs to her. And as someone who thoroughly enjoys posing nude or nearly nude at every opportunity, she should realize that people are going to notice big changes. Pointing out her weight loss isn’t somehow an anti-feminist move, and it’s not like people are saying “Thank goodness she finally lost some weight, she’s finally a real person now!” Everyone loves a good weight loss before-and-after. It’s human nature. It doesn’t have to mean something terrible, and it doesn’t require an essay. So take that body that belongs to you, Lena, and just chill for a little bit. View Slideshow: Lena Dunham: 15 Times She Has Stirred Serious Controversy
Nicola Peltz is the daughter of Billions Nelson Peltz who created Snapple…and owned Wendys and lot of other shit…. So by default – She is a billionaire…or at least an Heiress to billions and that alone makes her a fucking tyrant, not down to earth at all, she lives in a fucking bubble of slave laborors and nannies who coddled her, where she was given everything she ever wanted…you know a princess who has been in a handful of movies her dad probably financed…to shut her up, or to feel less guilty about being an earner rather than a dad….basically an upstate New York Kardashian, less vapid maybe than the LA strain of this virus…but still shit…..shit I’d like to smear on my face like it was war paint…because she’s kind of wonderful…great to look at…and even when she hangs with that rifraff black (in terms of rich people) Sofia Richie..like she was Paris and Sofia was Nicole…trying to relive those moments in what we can assume will be a TV show for the new generation….she gets some hot pics…and does some destructive shit in the grocery store because rich kids – have no consequences…the way real life should be….but isn’t unless your dad is richer than god… Either way…here are their asses in bikinis… The post Rich Kids Nicola Peltz and Sofia Richie Vacation Together of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ricki Lake in a bathing suit is probably one of the last people I want to see in a bathing suit…I mean I remember her a 500 pounds on TV, she stated she was fat due to sexual abuse…not so hot… or in John Waters movies and I rememeber her weight loss, but that was pre 1995…and even then…she was the last person I wanted to see in a bathing…sure in a sex tape, obviously, I want to see how everyone, even those terrifying fuck, but bathing suit…not so much…so 20 year laters that feeling hasn’t really changed…but here she is in a bathing suit…it happened…and we got to experience it – and for that – we are better people…or not…none of this shit actually matters…and she’s just having a good time on vacation – leave Ricki alone…she’s an icon to us lowlives who didn’t work and watched daytime tv and always will be… Good old beach paparazzi magic…to remind us of things we don’t need to see….like old times…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ricki Lake on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blac Chyna is a new mother who already appears to have a new body. Mere days after giving birth to daughter Dream Kardashian (no, really, that’s the child’s name!), Chyna has been all over social media, showing off a body that was the home to a fetus less than two weeks ago. Many are left to wonder just how Chyna has already lost such an extreme amount of pregnancy weight. Just a few days after welcoming Dream into the world, Chyna shared a obnoxious photo of herself on a scale. The scale read 177 pounds and Chyna wrote as a caption that she had weighed 192 pounds at the peak of her pregnancy. So, seven days postpartum, she had already lost 15 pounds. But that wasn’t good enough for the controversial fiance of Rob Kardashian. She told fans that her goal is to get down to 130 pounds. As quickly as humanly possible. “I can’t believe how flat my stomach is already!!!!” Chyna added after posting the following picture. (Allow us to once again mention how awful it is of Chyna to focus on weight loss in this manner. She is setting a very poor example for new mothers around the world by making it appear as if shedding one’s pregnancy pounds is of utmost importance right off the bat.) From there, Chyna was spotted out in Los Angeles on November 19, looking unlike someone who only gave birth a week or so beforehand. She also shared a Snapchat video, from which we’ve taken a screen capture below, that depicted a slim waist and once again got followers talking. There’s no way this could have been accomplished naturally , critics have been saying. She must have undergone some plastic surgery. Chyna has heard these rumblings and questions online and addressed them Sunday on Snapchat. “So I posted a picture of my belly yesterday and the only reason it got that flat, you guys, is from breastfeeding and breast pumping and from my body already being small before my pregnancy,” Chyna explained in a video. The model then posted a follow-up clip of herself smiling, which she captioned: “Not surgery guys.” It certainly is true that breastfeeding helps a woman lose weight. You’d be amazed at how many calories one can burn this way. Hence why Chyna added the following on Snapchat: “If you are pregnant right now, I would highly recommend breastfeeding and breast pumping because it’ll get your weight back down fast.” And also because breast milk is really healthy for your child? Perhaps that should be the main reason why a mother goes this route. View Slideshow: Dream Kardashian Photos: What a Cutie! Blac Chyna is already the mother to a four-year old son named King Cairo. His dad is Tyga, who is dating Kylie Jenner . Unlike some new parents, who do whatever they can to shield their babies from the spotlight, Chyna and Rob Kardashian have been sharing photos and videos of Dream ever since she became an official person. But that’s not all On December 18, E! will air a Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian baby special. Which ought to surprise exactly no one. Take a look at the first footage from it below and ask yourself: Will you tune in to watch? And if you answer in the affirmative, ask yourself next: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Blac Chyna: First Footage of Baby Dream’s Birth Revealed!
You’ll never believe this, but Khloe Kardashian posted a photo on social media, it was dumb and vain and pointless, and people got offended. Oh, what’s that? You have no problem at all believing it? Eh, well. That’s the photo in question. Take a good, hard look. See anything inappropriate yet? OK, see, Khloe posted the photo late on Friday, as a sort of tribute to Veteran’s Day . “Never too late for a late post,” she wrote. “Jacked his jacket.” So Khloe put on a bedazzled Army shirt, Tristan Thompson’s camouflage jacket, and decided it was a fitting way to publicly remember Veteran’s Day. Oh, Khloe … Not surprisingly, many people felt the need to express their outrage over Khloe’s disrespectfulness. Wow haha take that pt shirt off you’re not in the armed forces! Smh Put some pants on. You look ridiculous. No class whatsoever. Instead of wearing the army shirt just to wear why don’t you join or show some appreciation the fact that women and men have served this country just so you could wear their shirts and say “it’s his jacket” how about “happy Veteran’s Day” What a disgrace. Defacing government property. Take that shirt off, or join the army. HA! Who am I kidding, just take the shirt off. You didn’t earn that sh-t. You shouldn’t wear it. Pt shirts are meant to be worn by those who have earned it. It’s not a fashion statement. Can you and your family stop disrespecting the army by wearing our pt shirt. We’d appreciate it a lot…. -sincerely every army soldier in America. Some people may see this as cute, I see it as offensive. That shirt if part of a uniform for those who risk their lives. So disrespectful to those who fought the fight. Wtf is wrong with you? Trash at its finest. Khloe caught wind of all the hate — it must not have been that hard, all the comments on the photo were from people who were offended or people who thought she Photoshopped her thigh. (Or they’re criticizing her for flaunting her relationship with Tristan Thompson when she “stole” him away from Jordy Craig, the woman who’s pregnant with his baby , but that’s neither here nor there.) She posted this goofy photo: And added the caption “Good American. Y’all are funny. Always remember, Happy hoes ain’t hatin and hatin hoes ain’t happy!” So that’s cute. Instead of giving an intelligent, thoughtful response to people who were offended over something you did, just call them a bunch of “hatin hoes.” That’ll do the trick. View Slideshow: 19 Kontroversial Khloe Kardashian Photos
Kailyn Lowry’s new memoir, Hustle and Heart , will hit stores later this month, but if you can’t wait that long to find out every detail of her life and times, fear not. Her promotional team is leaving nothing for the honeymoon in marketing this thing, basically spilling all the book’s most interesting excerpts in the build-up to its release date. Last week, we learned that Kailyn considers marrying Javi Marroquin “misktake.” (Good luck explaining that one to their son in a few years.) Shortly thereafter, we found out that Kailyn might be quitting Teen Mom 2 . Now, yet another excerpt has fans talking, as it finds Kailyn opening up about the cosmetic work she’s undergone over the course of the past two years. As you may already know, Kailyn’s “Brazilian butt lift” procedure drew lots of attention on social media back in January, and not all of it was positive. In her memoir, Kailyn addresses the subject in a frank manner, revealing that she saw surgery as the best means of coping with insecurities pertaining to her physical appearance: “This is rarely something you ever completely get over,” Lowry wrote about her lack of self-esteem. “It’s nice to think that the ultimate goal would be to feel totally at peace with my body, whatever it looks like. But in reality, that’s something that has to be maintained continuously.” She added: “I care how I look. I knew that being satisfied with my outer appearance would give me the confidence I needed to face the world head on. “For me, the things that I wanted to change about my body were nagging little distractions from the deeper missions I wanted to work on,” she wrote. “My decision to get plastic surgery came down to one simple thing: I’m human.” Hey, her body and she can do whatever she wants with it. That said, the justification that she needed to get a butt lift so that she could move forward on her Dalai Lama-like path to spiritual enlightenment smacks of BS concocted by a particularly BS-happy ghostwriter. Anyway, she deserves credit for speaking out about it. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life So there you have it, now you don’t have to wait until her book is released on November 22 to get your fill of all things Kailyn. Of course, if you still find yourself jonesing, you can always watch Teen Mom 2 online at TV Fanatic. If you’re looking for more beyond that, it may be time to take up some sort of non-Kailyn-related hobby.
Remember how, just a couple of weeks ago, Amber Portwood revealed that she was considering getting some plastic surgery ? She tweeted “After losing weight I think it’s time to get my body back to where it should be. Mommy makeover is on my mind. We’ll see.” She makes “mommy makeover” sound like a patented plastic surgery procedure, and it turns out it actually kind of is. If you’re not familiar, one of those mommy makeovers usually entails a surgeon doing something with the breasts, a lift or an augmentation, and a tummy tuck, and sometimes liposuction is done as well. It’s meant to correct all those fun changes that happen to a woman’s body during and after pregnancy — changes that some women aren’t comfortable with. And, as it turns out, Amber isn’t comfortable. Or at least she wasn’t … She might be feeling differently about her body soon enough though, because just earlier today she tweeted that she’s in recovery after getting the plastic surgery. “Had my mommy makeover and I’m now in recovery,” she said. “If you want your post mommy body back or you’ve lost a lot of weight then I would recommend it. And thanks for all the love and support. I truly appreciate it. Sending all my love.” So … wow. It all seems kind of sudden, but when you consider things, perhaps it’s not. After all, many women who undergo these mommy makeovers work at losing the baby weight first, which obviously is not always an easy task. It’s clear that Amber’s worked hard at her weight loss , and it’s undeniable that she looks amazing these days . And hey, if the big changes her body has gone through leaves her with some features that she doesn’t feel comfortable with, then more power to her for doing something to change that. This mommy makeover sounds like a far cry from Farrah Abraham’s ass shenanigans , you have to admit. As Amber tweeted today, “Everyone should feel good about their bodies. Losing a lot of weight isn’t easy. And your body sometimes changes. Thanks for the support.” And if you read about Amber receiving “support” and immediately thought about her awful douchebag jackass boyfriend, Matt Baier, and what kind of support he might be giving her, you’re not alone. If Matt can abandon his own children , it’s not out of the realm of possibility for him to leave his fiancee after extensive surgery. But according to Amber, he’s actually stepping up. “Wishing you a speedy recovery!” one fan said to her. “I bet Matt will take good care of you!” And — again, according to Amber, to take it with a grain of salt, as much as she likes to defend him — “he’s doing a great job!” So hey, let’s go ahead and send all the best wishes to Amber and her recovery, OK? She really, really deserves it.
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