Ali Landry is definitely the hottest MILF in the business. Once again, here she is in a bikini proving that there is no excuse for having a sloppy body after pushing out little brats. Let her be an inspiration to all women! I’m surprised that Weight Watchers would give millions to Jessica Simpson and not someone who actually works hard at keeping their body tight like Ali. Only in the USA does it pays to be fat. Crazy.
What the hell is it with Florida and mothers doing crazy ish to their kids?? 14-Year Old Girl Admits To Choking New Born And Putting Him In Shoebox A Teenage girl in Florida who hid her pregnancy from her family has confessed to choking the newborn to death following his birth and then hiding his body in a shoebox. Polk County Sheriff’s detectives have charged a 14-year-old girl with first-degree murder and aggravated child abuse for allegedly choking her newborn baby to death. The girl, who was not named by authorities, was arrested Thursday night. Detectives say the girl hid her pregnancy from her family. She gave birth to a boy in the bathroom of her home on Sept. 19, then told detectives that she choked the baby and put him in a shoebox. The girl’s mother found the baby in the box, hidden in some laundry. She is being held at the Polk County Juvenile Detention Facility. It’s unclear whether she’s retained an attorney. How people can continue to do such horrible and sad things to defenseless babies is something that we will never understand. Image via Shutterstock
C’mon Fatty McFats, put on three sports bras and bust a good sweat Doctors Deny Jessica Simpson’s Two Requests For Lap Band Surgery Via RadarOnline New mom Jessica Simpson has been open about her battle to lose her baby weight, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she was so desperate at one point to get back in shape that she sought out an extreme surgical method to slim down – but was turned down by doctors. “After having her daughter Maxwell, Jessica felt there was no way she could ever lose the weight on her own because she has struggled so much in the past and her post partum weight seemed to be growing,” a close friend of the fashion designer and singer told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “So like a true Hollywood girl, she sought out a quick surgical fix – lap band surgery!” However, health experts wisely advised the Dukes of Hazzard star that a quick fix wasn’t the answer following the May 1 birth, and after seeking out two different doctors for opinions, “she was persuaded to keep pushing to do it the natural way,” said her pal. Instead of going under the knife, 32-year-old Jessica has been blasting off the 70 pregnancy pounds by working out with celebrity trainer Harley Pasternak and sticking to her Weight Watchers eating plan, for which she is a spokesperson . Jessica’s family is said to be glad that extra LBS didn’t send her into post-partum depression. “She has had to deal with the blues in the past,” revealed the insider. “So everyone was thrilled that she has avoided PPD. “With the doctors’ words and her friends’ encouragement, she is finally shedding the pounds without surgery!” These Hollyweird hoes always trying to get over, get yo’ post-partum a$$ on the treadmill and put down the stick of butter! Image via WENN
Jessica Simpson is just 10 pounds shy of her goal weight. Getting withing striking distance has been far from easy. Four months after she welcomed daughter Maxwell, Jessica Simpson’s post-baby body is looking curvaceous and gorgeous. But she says there’s work to be done. What kind of work? Here’s a day in the life of Maxi’s mom: 7 a.m. Wakes to feed Maxwell, then eats half a Flatout flatbread sandwich with egg whites, peppers and fat-free cheddar (6 Weight Watchers PointsPlus). 8 a.m. Straps on her pedometer (above) and hits the streets with fiance Eric Johnson and Maxwell. “I’m trying to do at least 14,000 steps a day,” she says. She can’t run yet because her boobs are too big , she says. Maybe someday. Afterward: a snack of berries, bananas, melon or grapefruit (0 PointsPlus). 11 a.m. Four days a week, Jess reports to trainer Harley Pasternak for a 45-minute session. After a cardio warm-up, it’s time for lifting, curls and crunches. If it’s Wednesday, she weighs in at home with her mom and pals. 1 p.m. “I make lunch my biggest meal to keep me full through the day,” she says. One favorite: spinach salad with chicken satay and pear (8 PointsPlus). 2 p.m. Stroller walk with Maxwell, or hoofing it at home on the treadmill. Her reward: a Weight Watchers berry smoothie (3 PointsPlus). 6:30 p.m. Bathtime and bed for Maxwell, then dinner for Jessica. Fish (4 ounces of halibut or tilapia) with eggplant, broccoli or asparagus (6 PointsPlus). For dessert? Skinny Cow chocolate truffle bars (3 PointsPlus). 10 p.m. Lights out. Parenthood . It’s a glamorous life.
This is amazing, only because Jessica Simpson is semi-retarded and watching her talk bullshit about weight loss tha she is contractually paid to talk about, while not showing her body because there has been no weightloss, but instead just showing her fat face, telling us this program works…..even though she still looks like she’s fucking pregnant….even though her kid is pushing two….cuz some girls hormonally can’t say no to cake….fast food….donuts….fried chicken and whatever else she stuffs down her fat face….that if you remember was fat pre-gettting pregnant and that her pregnancy was just a cover to justify her impending diabetes…. As far as I’m concerned, she’s no spokesperson for health, fitness, or good eating….I am sure Weight Watchers has their fingers crossed that she steps up her game…otherwise she’ll be paying them back…not that she really cares…she has all the money in the world….failing at this won’t really do much damage to much more than her heart…. Point is, people eat badly, people don’t move enough, fat girls have big tits, I like big tits…… TO SEE PICS OF THE TANK OF A WOMAN WHO CLAIMS WEIGHT WATCHERS WORKS IN WAYS THAT MAKE ME WANT TO FOLLOW THIS LINK
Jessica Simpson To Sit Down With Katie Couric For First Post-Pregnancy Interview New mommy Jessica Simpson will be the first guest to sit down with Katie Couric on her new talk show and discuss her chubby lumpkins struggles since signing a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with Weight Watchers. Disney announced Tuesday that Jessica Simpson will be Couric’s first big “get” when the program premieres Sept. 10. Simpson will be making her first post-baby TV appearance. This is relevant and newsworthy because Simpson — who put on a lot of weight while pregnant with her first child — was signed by Weight Watchers to become their new spokeswoman if she can get the weight off. Word on the street is that the weight loss hasn’t gone so well. On the premiere episode of “Katie,” Simpson is going to discuss the “intense challenge” of losing the weight and “nasty rumors” about that, Disney said. Smh….let this woman lose her weight in peace. Hopefully Weight Watchers is getting her back where she wants to be. Source
Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Lindsay Lohan has been banned from one of her favorite spots, the Chateau Marmont Hotel, after running up an unpaid bill totaling over $46000. The troubled actress stayed at the hotel for two months but never settled her enormous tab with the Chateau’s management despite repeated attempts to contact her. Amber Rose and her fiancée Wiz Khalifa are reportedly expecting their first child. It will be the first child for both and the couple are said to be delighted despite having not planned the pregnancy. The model and the rapper are also thinking of tying the knot a little sooner than expected after hearing the news. Katie Couric has announced that Jessica Simpson will be the first guest on her new daytime talk show. It will be Jessica’s first appearance since giving birth and signing on as a Weight Watchers spokesmodel so the two are expected to talk about the challenges and rumors surrounding her weight loss. Charlie Sheen’s Anger Management has been picked up for a 90 episode order by FX. A spokesman for FX said the network set a high ratings bar for Charlie’s comeback vehicle and the show has met and exceeded expectations after its record-setting premiere.
Move over, Brangelina. You’re being upstaged by… your parents?!? Indeed, days after Brad Pitt’s mother, Jane Pitt, made headlines for penning an editorial that bashed Barack Obama as “a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage,” Angelina Jolie’s estranged father has come out in support of his quasi relative. “Good for her,” Jon Voight – who once laid into Obama himself for spreading ” anti-Semitism throughout the world ” – told Fox News about Mrs. Pitt. The veteran actor, one of the more outspoken conservatives in Hollywood, added that he agreed all around with Jane Pitt’s stance . Moronic Twitter followers have been sending out death threats to Pitt for her letter, but her very own son has no problem with his mother expressing her views. Said Doug Pitt on The Today Show : “I think moms and dads and kids agree to disagree all over the world. So why would our family be any different? There can be healthy discussion when people disagree with you.” Where do YOU stand on the topic of gay marriage?
This just in: Kourtney Kardashian is a mother for the second time, and her family is really excited over this fact. Yesterday, Khloe Kardashian said she was literally going to explode over becoming an aunt once again. And now Kim Kardashian has chimed in with a similar sentiment, writing on Twitter about Penelope Disick: “I’m so in love with my niece!” Kardashian also laid out a challenge to every other two-year old on the planet, blogging Monday about her niece and nephew, Mason: “I know Mason is going to be the best big brother in the whole world. Congratulations Kourtney and Scott.” Oh, it’s on, tykes around the world! Don’t let the Kardashians win. Brother the heck out of your siblings. Do it for all of us.
Let’s face it: Jessica Simpson has seen slimmer days . But the singer does have a valid, adorable excuse. His name is Maxwell Drew Johnson . And Kendra Wilkinson is simply aghast that folks are giving Simpson a hard time for not yet having lost all the weight she gained carrying her son to term. “That just breaks my heart,” Wilkinson tells Yahoo! OMG of the criticism leveled at Simpson’s figure. “I feel for her. I was in the same boat. People just need to mind their own business. That’s a woman who just gave birth. “”Her first priority right now is her child. Her first priority is not losing the weight. You should be proud of her for that. A lot of people just dump their kids off at nannies and lose the weight overnight. We should all be proud of her for being real and taking control and making priorities.” That may be the most intelligent thing Kendra has ever said. Simpson, meanwhile, is profiting mightily off her body. She recently signed a $4 million deal with Weight Watchers . [Photos: WENN.com]
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