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Paz De La Huerta Naked for Magazine of the Day

I’ve been following Paz De La Huerta for the last few months. I guess I kinda fell in love with her overgrown bush in Boardwalk Empire….which is substantially more erotic than any of these pics, except maybe for that Steve Buscemi weird looking mother fucker bringing her sex appeal down…coupled with some of her cracked out pics…that despite being erotica to me..cuz crackheads do anything and I mean ANYTHING for crack…which is hot to me…doesn’t cancel out that it is equally disgusting.. That said, here she is in a movie, naked by no labia….no bush…but whatever…I’m posting it anyway…

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Gina Lecompte Unknown Model Dog Walker of the Day

I’ve never done a post on Gina Lecompte. I don’t know who she is and either does the internet, but the paparazzi do, so maybe they were hired by her rich parents to help launch her career doing whatever it is that she does, or maybe they just like her tits, which is pretty much the reason I’m up on this. I’m easy like that. I just hope THIS GINA LECOMPTE isn’t her before photoshop…

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Gwen Stefani Does the Adam’s Family in a Thong at the Beach of the Day

What the fuck is going on in these Tranny Goth on the beach Pics. I just don’t know if I really want to understand. But I do know that they are see through and showing off thong underwear…. Maybe she’s trying to prove she’s not a cross dresser cuz cross dressers don’t wear thongs as there’s not enough room to tuck their dick nicely behind the fabric of a thong, you know mythbusting cuz her husband has an affinity for cross dressers…. Maybe she’s a chick….I mean she most likely is…there are plenty of manly women out there…she does have kids and pretty believable pregnant pics…and maybe she’s just looking for male attention cuz her husband’s too busy jerking off to dudes in dresses and wigs… Maybe she doesn’t realize her skirt is see through…and that this is just an accident… Maybe we’ve asked too many question about this and theorized too much on this…cuz what it comes down to is it is just fucking dark and weird looking and it makes me want to sacrifice a goat to satan…and I’ll I’ve got is an obese wife who can beat me up…so I’m just gonna move along.

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Reese Witherspoon Is At It Again

I can’t believe I’m saying this again, but Reese Witherspoon actually looks pretty damn hot. Here she is at yet another premiere of her movie about elephants, or whatever the hell it is, dropping a nice sized chunk of cleavage for us. I hardly even notice that weird looking chin of hers. Thank you very much. This kind of outfit just seems to work for her, hopefully ow she’ll throw out the fifty or so turtleneck sweaters she’s got organized by color in her closet and keep the sexiness going.

Kaley Cuoco Nude For Allure Magazine

Kaley Cuoco has her moments where she’s kind of weird looking… This is not one of those moments. Here she is completely naked for Allure magazine making all those strange pictures of her disappear. This kind of thing works for me, I’m not distracted by stupid dresses or hipster jeans, just Kaley’s sweet body in all it’s glory. This is what women’s driver’s license pictures should look like. Call your congressman.

Jessica Lowndes’ Hot Wonky Cleavage

I may not know a whole lot about some of the up and coming Hollywood starlets, but I know some weird looking boobs when I see them. Here’s Jessica Lowndes hosting a birthday party for herself with some cleavage that, while still hot , is a little strange looking. I don’t know if it’s the dress or the bra that’s doing this, but I hope she’s not just got some of those wonky boobies you read about in anatomy books. There’s only one way to find out, someone send send some bikini pictures to my Twitter . Thank you. more pictures of Jessica Lowndes here

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Body in Tight Pants of the Day

I don’t know why people don’t rip into Katy Perry’s weird looking body more often. I know she’s got big tits, but beyond those big tits is some weirdness, and really with all the hormones in the food, where 10 year olds are DD, I don’t think celebrating big tits is really something we need to do anymore, the big breast loving scientist found a way to make 80 percent of pussy busty…. If you look at the way she walks, especially in her tight workout pants, you’ll see the she’s all sloppy looking and lopsided, shit reminds me of a kid I once knew who was hit by a fucking bus, or a girl I lost I used to fuck who was on crutches for life because of some birth defect that left one leg longer than the other, and despite having a good time with her pussy, there was nothing hot or attractive about her, she was the kind of girl who was meant to fuck a guy like me, cuz real men wouldn’t look twice at her, and I really believe that’s what Katy Perry has going for her, which I guess explains Russell Brand…. Either way, here she is walkin’ crooked cuz there’s something wrong with her, and she’s wearing tight pants, enjoy if you can… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Anna Friel in Some Little Shorts of the Day

I am down with short shorts – I am not so down with weird looking faces – but I can see past that when the bitch with the weird looking face is in short shorts. Just last night I was dying of a hangover on a park bench and this group of young, long legged girls who decided to start working on their bikini bodies in short shorts walked by, I have no idea what their faces looked like, or even if they had an upper body, but I could sketch every line and curve of their asses. I don’t know who this bitch is, but the shorts made her good enough for me…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Bird Goes After Balls on TV of the Day

This bird is such a homo and loves balls in his mouth or maybe he’s been trained in some basic slapstick comedy where all it takes for a few cheap laughs is to nip a motherfucker in the balls on TV, like this shit was America’s Funniest Videos and Bob Saget was still getting work or some shit…I don’t know about you, but I always get a kick out of seeing someone kicked in the balls, that’s why I always try to trick my retard friend to run up to random strangers on the street and throw a punch for laughs, because no one ever gets mad at a retard, even when they hit you in the fucking balls…

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Sherri Shepherd’s Disgusting Fat Chick Tits of the Day

I look at Sherri Shepherd’s tits almost daily when I watch The View on Mute at my local McDonald’s who have TVs for some reason I don’t really get, but like because I don’t have a TV…. I don’t look at them because I find them hot, but I look at them because I find her so fucking disgusting. She talks about being celibate by choice, and I know black dudes are usually willing to fuck anything with a pussy that can pay the rent, but I just can’t imagine her having much choice in the matter. I try to visualize her lying in bed, touching herself, sliding her hand from her big mom tits, down to her unkempt pussy she’s got waxed for the first time since doing The View and it makes me sick to my stomach… I like to think watching her daily, takes away my sex drive and saves young college girls in the neighborhood from getting molested by me and my “tutoring” scam. Sherri has blocked me on Twitter, so I guess I’ll never get to watch her fuck herself….but here are her disgusting pictures to give you a small break from being a horny animal…..it is almost therapeutic and meditating….Enjoy…. Pics via Bauer

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