I know Zombies were really popular last year and the world has moved onto Vampires, and I figure that since Janice Dickinson is the undead that lies somewhere between a rotting corpse and a healthy vibrant youthful 55 year old….with a vagina that I can only assume is closer to the corpse end of the spectrum and tits that are closer to the youthful healthy and vibrant end of the spectrum, you know cuz they are only 10 years old….caters to your weird horror movie needs – and here are some of her pics…
With his new Alpocalypse album in stores, Bigger Than the Sound pays tribute to the King of the Pop Parody. By James Montgomery Weird Al is his “Perform This Way” video Photo: Sony Music Entertainment I often tell people the first cassette I bought with my own money was the Beastie Boys’ License to Ill. This is, of course, a lie: It was actually ” Weird Al” Yankovic ‘s 1986 album Polka Party!, which featured classics like “Living With a Hernia,” “Addicted to Spuds” and “Toothless People,” a send-up of Mick Jagger’s “Ruthless People” that Wikipedia rather fastidiously describes as “a song that focuses around elderly people who are missing their teeth.” You can probably understand the reason I’ve lied about it for all these years — Weird Al has never exactly been the coolest guy in the world, after all — but since I’m coming clean now, I’d also like to admit that the second and third cassettes I ever bought were Yankovic’s, too: his self-titled 1983 debut (I’d spend hours studying its illustrated cover , mostly because I didn’t have many friends) and the follow-up, In 3-D, which won Al a Grammy for his food-centric take on Michael Jackson’s “Beat It,” a song called, appropriately enough, “Eat It.” Shoot, eventually, I owned all the early Al cassettes: Dare to Be Stupid, Even Worse (I remember recording the video for “Fat” off this very channel), the “UHF” soundtrack. I used to carry them around in one of those little suitcases and listen to them on my Walkman during family vacations (they definitely made the trip to Boca Raton that one year). My parents were probably worried about me. And if they weren’t, well, they probably should have been. Of course, as is the case with most things, I eventually grew out of my Weird Al phase. The last album of his I ever bought was 1992’s Off the Deep End (the one with “Smells Like Nirvana” on it), and truth be told, I haven’t listened to a single thing he’s done since, aside from the occasional single (“Amish Paradise,” “White & Nerdy”) that somehow managed to perforate the pop-culture membrane. Instead, I slowly became obsessed with so-called real music — bands like Nirvana and the Breeders, Tortoise and Pavement, Built to Spill and Modest Mouse. I’ve continued down that path ever since, which is why I’m supposed to be obsessed with the new Bon Iver album (which, thanks to songs like “Beth/Rest,” is sort of like a Weird Al record, really), even though I’m really not. Since we parted ways, Al has released six full-length albums, the most recent of which ( Alpocalypse ) hit stores on Tuesday (June 21). I haven’t heard it, even though I’ve been told most of the songs have been floating around online for months. Chances are, you haven’t either, though perhaps you have heard the Lady Gaga parody and seen the accompanying music video. The latter is not terribly great, mostly because the CGI makes it feel almost un -Al, but still, I suppose that doesn’t really matter much. If Weird Al is anything, he’s critic-proof. But in the days since the Alpocalypse, I’ve found myself thinking back to the days when Yankovic was my favorite artist, and I’ve realized something rather fascinating: Basically everything I know about popular music, I learned from Weird Al. This was mainly because, as an 8-year-old, I didn’t view songs like “The Brady Bunch,” “The King of Suede” or “I Want a New Duck” as parodies of popular hits, mostly because I had never heard the originals. I wasn’t smart enough to pick up the nods to bands like Devo and Oingo Boingo on tracks like “Dare to Be Stupid” and “You Make Me,” because, you know, I was 8. I certainly didn’t get the joke behind “(This Song’s Just) Six Words Long,” because vapidity wasn’t a concept I was familiar with. Shoot, the first time I heard some of the Rolling Stones’ best cuts was when Al covered them on “The Hot Rocks Polka.” In short, almost all of his songs were originals to me. They’re how I learned about stuff like verse-chorus structure and solos and synthesizers. They’re probably why I’d go on to appreciate the slightly skewed work of Beck and Ween (and they’re definitely why I love “Your Party” as much as I do). And if you want to dig even deeper, Yankovic’s parodies are about the earliest example of the so-called “DIY” aesthetic I ever knew; they’re practically punk rock, inasmuch as they represent Al shooting down some of the era’s most Sacred Cows, and doing it on his own terms, repercussions be damned. So, yes, in a lot of ways, I owe everything to “Weird Al” Yankovic. And while I can certainly laud him as the king of the song parody, or point out the fact that he basically laid the groundwork for everything the Lonely Island guys (and 95 percent of the Internet) do these days, I think the most fitting tribute to his greatness is to simply say that without him, I’d probably be working in a bank somewhere. His albums made me love popular music, and I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who can make that claim. I may not listen to him anymore, but I’ll remain forever loyal. Long live the king. Did Weird Al influence your musical tastes? Let us know in the comments below!
“Perform This Way”, the new music video by Weird Al Yankovic, a hilarious parody of “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga. There was a bit of controversy leading up to this song. Originally Weird Al was told that Lady Gaga did not grant her permission for the parody, but then later blamed the miscommunication on Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Laughing Squid Discovery Date : 20/06/2011 09:56 Number of articles : 3
Apparently, the far left thinks FOX News is being funded by taxpayers. In another weird display on the House floor today Rep. Jim McGovern urged his colleagues to ban advertising on FOX News. Really, Jim… Really? Congressman Jim McGovern(MA-3) says … Continue reading → Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Gateway Pundit Discovery Date : 17/03/2011 21:04 Number of articles : 2
I’ve actually kind of gotten into Emmy Rossum’s new show Shameless , mostly because every few episodes we get to see her cute little boobies, but it’s also kind of funny so I just had to post these pictures of her walking. That’s right, walking. Not exactly as exciting as seeing her breasts on my high definition television, but she’s cute so who cares. I’m still not thrilled about some of the weird faces she makes from time to time, but not everyone can be perfect. Keep reaching for that rainbow.
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About that time Winona Ryder met Mel Gibson: “I remember, like, fifteen years ago, I was at one of those big Hollywood parties. And he was really drunk. I was with my friend, who’s gay. He made a really horrible gay joke. And somehow it came up that I was Jewish. He said something about ‘oven dodgers,’ but I didn’t get it. I’d never heard that before. It was just this weird, weird moment. I was like, ‘He’s anti-Semitic and he’s homophobic.’ No one believed me!” Oven dodgers ? Good lord, Mel. [ GQ ]
I don’t know what the deal is with Boardwalk Empire. I love the shit and watch it at my friends house every week like a couple of teenage girls watching Hannah Montanna but everyone I talk to hate on the shit. I figure illegal booze, illegal women, corrupt government and oppulance living thanks to all the dirty money is a soilid idea, throw in some tits, some sex scenes and throw that shit on regular cable TV to make it a life changing idea….but every single girl I know who has seen it hates it…but I guess what it comes down to is who really cares about what girls think…I think if we can pull one lessoon from the show it’s that just cuz they can vote doesn’t mean they have an opinion that matters….are you with me on this one? If not maybe these sex scenes from the latest episode will get you back on it… Paz De La Huerta and the Weird Jesus Loving Narc. And Some Other cunt….
Here is the Alba scene from Machete. I don’t kno if this is her or a body double and I really don’t care, because Alba died to me a few years ago when she decided to have a kid, and no matter how well she bounces back from that shit, a living creature has managed to squeeze through her weird vindictive cunt that she used to trap her boyfriend who tried to leave her, but more importantly, she didn’t abort it because she felt like her career was in a safe place that wouldn’t be affected by a pregnancy, when really she only had a career cuz she didn’t have a kid.. Either way, here’s the clip.
We were all delighted by the incomprehensible racist (?) t-shirt this guy wore to Glenn Beck ‘s “Restoring America” rally yesterday: “” BLACKS OWN SLAVES IN MAUITANIA (sic) , SUDAN, NIGER, & HAITI.” Now it appears racist t-shirt guy is a D.C. celebrity. More
Winking and bopping and hip-swiveling from its opening credits to its last gasp, Kim Jee-won’s lo mein western The Good, the Bad, the Weird is an entrancing study in excess. As the camera swoops alongside through 1930s Manchuria to a hurtling locomotive about to be beset by multiple heists, you can just feel Quentin Tarantino’s zipper strain. It’s safe to say this is the first Chinese western (albeit a Korean film) — not a “Chinese western” as the wuxia pian martial arts epics are sometimes called, but a western with outlaws, hired guns, frontier trains, shoot-outs, desert towns and cowboy hats, as genre-genuine as Clint Eastwood’s poncho. Which, of course, is Italian.