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Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it. It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me…. It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen…. There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work… I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted. It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny. For more Viral Videos Click Here

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Candice Swanepoel’s Puppy Pussy of the Day

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The other day I did a post on Miley Cyrus Puppy Erotica because seeing a young girl with such a deep love for a puppy is the cutest thing ever….and I like to take cute things….chew them up and shit them out….by suggesting they are anything but innocent fun….it’s my thing…not to mention…you’re all a gang of perverts…and jerking off to a girl and her puppy is hardly the weirdest thing you’ve ever fucking done…. So I felt it was only natural to take two of my favorite things…things that remind me I have a soul….puppies…and Candice Swanepoel’s crotch…the crotch I would commit to for eternity…even though we already are commited….her crotch just doesn’t know it yet….

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Tori Spelling’s Disgusting Pregnant Bikini Body of the Day

Posted on May 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t like Tori Spelling o begin with…I never did…I remember watching 90210 when she was a virgin, totally understanding why, not quite understanding why Megan Fox’s husband was after her cherry, when there was better pussy on the show, even if it was a little more weathered, before being informed her dad ran the shit, and she was his princess who could be the virgin if she wanted to….all while rocking the weirdest gap in a chest in all of TV cleavage history…..and I sure as hell don’t like pregnant women, they are fat in weird ways, they have growing humans in them, their vaginas are about toe explode a second time, andd the whole thing, even with implants is OK to look at, it’s even ok to fuck if it isn’t your baby in there, but it sure as hell shouldn’t be fucking celebrated….unfortuantely, Tori Spelling is a spoiled cunt and she thinks everything she does should be celebrated….and I guess since I have that bikini rule…I gotta post it….and if you stare at her fake tits or even her face long enough, the swollen uterus starts to not matter as much….it’s almost the least of her concerns….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rumer Willis Still Weird Looking of the Day

Posted on October 27, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s something about Rumer Willis that scares the fuck out of me, and everytime I see her walking down the street, I feel like I’m seeing some mystical creature, like the lochness monster, or some big foot shit…and the weirdest thing about all this is that she was raised in Montana or some shit, she’s just chosen the kid of a celebrity trying to be her own celebrity, all in the limelight when she’s not masturbating to her stepfather like she did when she was 12 and he was on her favorite show, even though she would do a lot better for herself deep in the woods scaring campers…she could make a legend out of her ugly self… Here are her legs in a jumper…and the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to watch her fuck even if she doesn’t do shit for me when she SHOWS OFF TIT , SHOWS OFF PANTY , KISSES OTHER GIRLS and SHOWS OFF NIPPLE ….

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Recession Is SO Real: Five Random Things People Are Stealing Now A Days

Posted on October 2, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Times are hard, America. You’ve seen us report on the random weave theft wave that has hit the nation this year. But that’s not the weirdest thing folks are seeing stolen more and more often in these difficult financial times. Check out the four other things being swipe across these United States as unemployment keeps going up and the economy continues to go down.

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Lake Bell Shows Some Skin at the Good Old Fashioned Orgy Premiere of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s typical movie I probably should have written if I knew how to write about some 30 year olds who are losing their summer house and decide to throw a Labor Day orgy….decent idea for a movie, even though the trailer looks pretty dump…. I have a group of friends who are into the whole orgy thing, I haven’t been to one, but it is a total lifestyle. Everytime they leave the house, they are recruiting. When they are on Facebook, they are recruiting. It’s just constant massaging of women….cuz a key element in an orgy is having more than one chick…so you have to really focus to make it happen cuz girls are so quick to say no to anything sexual and you don’t want them to just blow it off cuz then she’s lost and without her the dick to pussy ratio is all out of balance…..if you know what I mean… To See The Rest of her Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Top Nose Picking Fetish Youtube Videos of the Day

Posted on August 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Yesterday I posted The Top Spitting Fetish Videos on Youtube ….and it was a huge success, so huge that no one liked it on facebook or commented on it, so I decided to keep the whole thing going…because I like the idea of people getting off to some of the weirdest shit ever…So this nose picking one’s a stretch…but for the sake of the joke no one will read…it works…. Here are the top videos I found, there’s probably better ones out there, cuz I am posting the first 5 I found…. This one’s just ridiculous….I mean nose picking at it’s finest…. Some Cam chick….who looks too much like Paris Hilton… This is the kind of girl you’d expect to find with a wall of snot next to her bed…. The Classic – in the car cuz you don’t think anyone is around you….but that you’re in your own world… Just Some Friends Picking Noses Together…

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Blake Lively Uptight Fancy Tits Shopping of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Blake Lively looks like a high maintenance, pretentious, nouveau riche, bougie cunt. You know the snobby….thinks she’s elegant, classy and fancy…too good to get her hands dirty or fuck like a whore at least not with people who aren’t at her level of decadence and luxury..She’s Blake Lively and if you’re dick is inside her, she feels like she’s doing you a favor so she just lays there boring and uselss and for some reason it’s such a turn on…I love when girls think they are too good for me, cuz I know they actually are, but I still see it as a challenge to break them down… See being the homeless looking, broke ass, fat and dirty motherfucker I am, It’s always nice to think you can use your charm to break through this snotty twats….by getting them drunk and manipulating them to let you go down on their snotty twats…you know to bring you home to piss off their dads….it’s more of a challenge in this world full of easy whores that just require a bit of money or a promise of fame for a blowjob…. Blake lively is all uppity and untouchable and that makes jerking off to pics of her that much better….cuz you know you’ll never have the chance to taint her in person…you might as well take it out on your screen….

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Kelly Osbourne Funeral Ass for the Morbid Goth Pervets of the Day

Posted on July 26, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne makes you weird….you know with all the fatness that was never worth masturbating to even when it got skinny unless you’re an Ozzy fan and want some of the product of his sperm that stuck to uterus… Being the kind of guy who can get off to people at funerals makes you even weirder….you know with all the sadness and mourning death and celebrating life morbid shit… But being the kind of guy who can get off to Kelly Osbourne at a funeral makess you the weirdest….it’s up there with necrophilia…she’s the kind of girl that if you were forced to choose whether to fuck her or the corpse being mourned, you’d likely choose the corpse cuz it would likely be more pleasurable…and less traumatic…. I love having these useless conversations with myself…I don’t love this post…it is fucking depressing me….cuz I’ve had good friends die of drug overdoses, and the shit is fucked, you can’t make a person stop doing drugs, and getting that call is always horrible….even though you know it’s coming….so I’m not all bad…as unattractive as I find Klly Osbourne…I can relate to what she’s going through…see girls…I’ve got a soul…not as much as Amy Winehouse’s music that I was a huge fan of but you should still let me eat you out…

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Miranda Kerr’s Hot Mom Ass of the Day

Posted on June 14, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Miranda Kerr leaving the gym, or what I assume is the gym, cuz bitch just had a kid, and her body looks this amazing, there’s no way she doesn’t spend her fucking life on a treadmill running that baby fat off. Sure, we have no idea what condition her pussy is in after being ravaged by a fucking watermelon sized object, however, I have tried to make a hooker insert a melon in her twat, and we only got to half a cantalope after an hour of trying, and she had a sloppy twat, leading me to believe, it’s not in great condition….but when the rest of her looks like this, I’d risk the horror scene, cuz even on the tightest vagina, my dick doesn’t touch the vagina walls…so it’s just one of those strong stomach situations… That said….this must really piss off all the husbands with fat new mom wives at home….this must piss off all the new moms too…cuz she’s fucking up your lie that you can’t bounce the fuck back after baby making…the one you and your friends all agreed on so you can eat all the cookies your fat ass desires… You can argue that she makes millions, this is her job, this is the one thing she has to do… But I’m just gonna argue that she looks amazing…and you or yours probably don’t…and this is a reminder why it sucks to be you…cuz I’d love to chip a tooth on this thing…

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