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Banazir Bhutto Scandalous Pics of the Day

I don’t know shit about Arab politics. I don’t know about Iraq, Iran, Pakistan or Afghanistan…all I know is that that is where oil comes from, where heroin comes from, wheree women who generally know their place come from….who unfortunataly wear bed sheets to cover themeselves up so hard that seeing their hands is the only skin you can have jerk off fantasies about…I mean unless you’re there and you just pull the bitch into an alley or have sex with a goat…..at least that’s what a cab driver once told me and that’s all I really know…. So this BANAZIR BHUTTO is an unknown to me….but after much research I have discovered she was killed in 2007, was the Prime Minister of Pakistan twice and is now in some scandalous pics, 5 year after death, cuz that’s just what happens with the whole internet thing….nothing ever dies… Now sure all she is showing is some leg in some personal pics, but in Muslim countries, this shit is like fisting yourself in front of everyone while using a Sadam Hussien shaped dildo on your fucking ass….It’s a fucking scandal and that’s why I’m posting it…I love scandals…even if I have no idea who is in them or if the people in the pics are actually the people being claimed to be in them….especially when the scandal is so fucking tame….and all these bitches kinda look the fucking same…..That’s racist Story via JONTURK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Haley Joel Osment’s Post Op Tranny Legs of the Day

Do you remember that creepy kid who was big in the 90s, who was Academy award nominated for the Sixth Sense or some Speilberg bullshit….well have you realized that he kinda dropped off the face of the industry after hitting puberty….and you haven’t really thought much of him since….well it turns out that he’s gone and got himself a sex change, got himself cast on Hannah Montana, and has developed a whole fan bases as this new character Emily Osment….you know reinvented himself….and now he’s turned to twitter to seduce the jailbait loving perverts that follow him….showing a little leg like he was seeing dead people….and the whole thing is too fucking weird for me to fully grasp…but I will post the pics for you tranny loving perverts. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Coco’s Ridiculous Ass in Ridiculous Pants of the DAy

Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right? Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Sarah Hyland Twitter Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV…. Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it? Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.

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Victoria Beckham Protects Eva Longoria Tit While Kate Beckinsale Watches of the Day

Here’s some fascinating twit pic documentary reporting by Eva Longoria and her little implants cuz mexican chicks have shitty tits unless they are Salma Hayek….for her fans… The story starts out with her in a sheer top that she posted so everyone could see how fashionable her tits are ….cuz showing off her implants seems to be her new favorite thing… Then she ended up at another party with Victoria Beckham and Kate Beckinsale….where she put on another dress that showed off her little implants…since showing off her implants is her favorite thing to do since the divorce and implants were needed cuz mexicans…even the ones who think they are white like Longoria…have shit tits…. It was so wild that Beckham had to block out the nipple shot only for Longoria to post it cuz it was so funny and she needed to share it with her followers…as Beckinsale watched… Here’s a Victoria Beckham twitpic from behind cuz she got into the posting to twitter hustle… Good girl… Recapping this night out….just made me want to kill myself.

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Emily Browning Naked in Sleeping Beauty Caps of the Day

Her name is Emily Browning. She’s 23 from Asustralia. You know her her award winning role in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events or maybe you know her from the Hallmark channel’s Echo of THunder…..or maybe it was the Amanda Seyfried replacement in Sucker Punch…. well it turns out that she went for an intense role to make up for that Sucker Punch cash grab in this Sleeping Beauty shit…where she gets naked for old men….or whatever the fuck is going on here and I think that effort to re-invent herself for Oscars instead of Disney smut is good…especially when naked, in lingerie and showing little nipple and a little bush….here are the screencaps….

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Ana Beatriz Baros in her Bra for Some Harer’s Bazaar Turkey Fashion Film of the Day

HARPER’S BAZAAR 11/11 from Koray Birand on Vimeo . Hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra works for me…whether the movie makes sense, has a point, is interesting, or not, because by default the hot model in a sheer bra walking around in that sheer bra is interesting on its own….and that’s as good as a review you’re gonna get out of me….for this Ana Beatriz Barros in her Sheer Bra Walking Around video for Harper’s Bazaar Turkey….Fashion Porn….is still porn…

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Ana Beatriz Baros in her Bra for Some Harer’s Bazaar Turkey Fashion Film of the Day

Model Anne Vyalitsyna Poses Naked With her Boyfried Adam Levine for Vogue Russia of the Day

Russian model Anne V is a Swimsuit and Lingerie model who is fucking Adam Levine….She has returned to her war torn communist country via email, probably for fear of them never letting her go, throwing into work camps with rationed bread like she was her parents and not the spoiled little millionaire she’s become thanks to living out the American dream, sending them these pictures of her and her real life “not for the sake of a photoshoot” boyfriend Adam Levine, also known as the guy who makes Christina Aguilera look extra fat on TV cuz he’s so skinny and she’s so fat by comparison to most, as well as the LA rich kid who made a name for himself in a shitty band called Maroon 5 only girls like cuz they want to fuck him…and she’s showing nipple…ass and is fucking hot… I’m into it…good work couple of the day…more couples need to be posting the woman half of the couple naked for me…. Here’s some porn disguised as fashion disguised as art disguised as porn that has no penetration or genitals in it….

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Model Anne Vyalitsyna Poses Naked With her Boyfried Adam Levine for Vogue Russia of the Day

Scarlett Johansson’s Vanity Fair Sluttiness of the Day

Earlier today I said that Scarlett Johansson looked more like Lady Gaga than Marilyn Monroe…and that you are all blinded by marketing, well it turns out she cleans up nicely…I will never admit I am wrong….I’m stubborn like that….and stand by what I say… But here she is professionally shot, made up and lit for Vanity Fair…the same magazine she approved of shooting porn in….slutting out for a magzine…she’s still boring…but you’ll like it… Here is the BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO

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Melanie Iglesias Does Halloween Bullshit of the Day

I wrote about Melanie Iglesias, a Hometown Hottie for Maxim, the dying publisher for frat boys and jocks who once featured me and who once paid me for traffic years ago even though I hate them…..yesterday…. Well it turns out she’s a way bigger deal than I thought. she’s got a huge fan bases and releases her own videos, rock’s twitter and youtube for a lot of fucking people, and she’s using her stardom or low level of stardom to leverage into something bigger, by making clever videos of her in every fetish costume you can think of in this flipbook for the intenet that you may masturbate to even though she’s not all that bomb….but good enough cuz she’s half naked…. She’s likely not related to Julio and Enrique, cuz if she was she wouldn’t be bottom feeting like this, so thank god not all spics are the same….. So here she is in many costumes…

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