Nicki Dragged Bey Into Her Beef & Got Dragged Poor Nicki. She just didn’t know what to do after getting her wig blammed by Queen Remy and dragged Beyonce into the chaos in a breathtakingly corny move that sparked hilarious BeyHive backlash across Twitter. Hit the flip for the funniest (and pettiest) reactions to Nicki playing the “Bey is my BFF” card.
Witches Worldwide Do Collective Spell Against Trump Apparently, practicing witches from all over the world are planning to use their powers of black magic to shut down the Commander in Cheeto later on this evening. According to NYDN , the ritual is supposed to go down at midnight Friday night/Saturday morning. Whatever the witches are doing, it calls for an unflattering photo of president Trump, a tower tarot card, salt, a candle, a feather and either the stub of an orange candle or a baby carrot — we have a decent guess of what that ingredient represents. Now the spell isn’t meant to hurt him. but instead is more of a “binding spell” to keep y’all’s President from doing harm to all of us with his BS policies. And their Even celebs like Lana Del Ray are getting in on the action. At the stroke of midnight Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23 ❤️ Ingredients can b found online pic.twitter.com/PsjNpIODZE — Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017 Who knew she was a witch? Maybe just dabbling for the greater cause, who knows. Either way, every little bit has to help, even if it is some wiccan magic. Pixabay/Getty
Caitlyn Jenner Slams Donald Trump Over Trans Bathroom Issue Like we said yesterday…everyone is on the Trump Train until his policies hit them where it personally affects them . Caitlyn Jenner has a message for her ace Donald Trump now that he’s put a halt to transgender students going into the restrooms that match their chosen gender identity. Cait calls the new deal “a disaster” since Trump promised to protect to LGBTQ community…and apparently, she believed him despite how incongruous that is with his stance on just about everything else as far as equal rights go. Caitlyn can more than likely hang it up as far as that phone call goes. But hey, with how deep into ratings and being “well-liked” this guys Trump is…maybe he actually will make the phone call and let us know how it went. We doubt he’ll switch gears and decide to renege on his policy, though… Twitter/WENN/Splash
Funny…when the cops asked him about this very same incident , he clammed up. Yesterday, he claimed he was never jumped at all . But NOW Sean Kingston has a vivid story to tell, complete with home cooked meals and “I miss you” facetime calls. Migos is doing well to not even address it, but we’re curious as to what prompted it all. Maybe they were just annoyed as hell with him… YouTube/LasVegasNow
Sorry BeyHive! Beyoncé Will Not Perform At Coachella It’s a wrap for Beyoncé stans who were hoping to see King Bey at Coachella. After emptying their pockets for the California music festival, fans will be disheartened to hear that Beyoncé has officially pulled out of her performance under doctor’s orders. Instead, according to E! Online , she’ll return in 2018 after the birth of her twins. A source had told E! News earlier this month that the singer planned on going ahead with her set as scheduled but that her health will come first and her participated would depend on how she feels and the doctors’ orders at that time. So far there’s no word on who will replace Beyoncé during the concert, but Kendrick Lamar and RadioHead are still scheduled to perform. It was previously reported that Bey, who’s rumored to be in her second trimester, would be bringing out very, very, VERY special guests with her to help bolster her show. It was rumored that the likes of Jay Z, Rihanna and J.Cole would be brought along for the Coachella ride—but that’s now clearly out of the question. No word yet on what Coachella organizers plan to do about possible refunds. What do YOU think about Baddie Bey pulling out of Coachella???
Sean Kingston Denies Getting Jumped By Migos In Vegas Despite multiple eyewitness reports, footage of Kingston getting questioned by cops, and general hilarious believability of the tale…Sean Kingston vehemently denies that he got his eye dotted at a Vegas trade show by the Migos . Sean took to social media to show the pristine condition his smooth baby face…ignoring what appeared to be a knot on his forehead as noticed by MANY commenters. But hey, if the fight didn’t happen it just didn’t happen — so he says. Of course, since Sean “didn’t get jumped” the Migos can’t get arrested or charged for this imaginary incident. Unfortunately, the gunshot that Sean Kingston’s friend fired was very real, and HE’s the one on the line to serve time over this jumping that never occurred. According to TMZ , Sean’s friend, 28-year-old Moises Johnson, was taken in by police for firing off that shot in the air. He ended up getting booked on 3 felony counts for pointing the gun at 3 amigos people, in addition to felony possession of a firearm without a permit. WELP. Hopefully, he feels it was worth it to be the only one facing any repercussions over whatever prompted all this silly isht.
In random ridiculousness news… Man Arrested For Assaulting Mom With Pork Chop An Athens, Georgia man is making national headlines for his bizarre behavior. According to OnlineAthens Tery Bernard Ball Jr. became so upset that his 60-year-old mother didn’t get him cigarettes that he threw a pork chop at her before assaulting her further. Police were called to his home Monday after his mom called the police to report that her son not only assaulted her with swine, but pushed her and head-butted her. Luckily for the mom, Ball’s father was on hand to de-escalate the situation and he jumped on his son and held him down on the kitchen floor until the police arrived, according to OnlineAthens. This is far from crusty Terry’s first run-in with the law, he’s currently on 12 months on probation and has more than a dozen State and Superior Court cases dating to 2008. Get your life together Terry!
The BeyHive Vs. Chilli You may remember when a TLC stan tweeted Chilli a list of trends and “sayings” that should stay in 2013 (“Bey, B & Queen B”), her co-signing it and the BeyHive dragging her straight to Hell by her silky baby hairs in yet another unforgettable episode of “BeyHive vs. Everybody.” Hit the flip for a flashback to the hilariously petty Chilli dragging.
The BeyHive Vs. Chilli You may remember when a TLC stan tweeted Chilli a list of trends and “sayings” that should stay in 2013 (“Bey, B & Queen B”), her co-signing it and the BeyHive dragging her straight to Hell by her silky baby hairs in yet another unforgettable episode of “BeyHive vs. Everybody.” Hit the flip for a flashback to the hilariously petty Chilli dragging.
Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Got His Way Because He’s Black Rush Limbaugh is magically still alive, kicking, and spewing nonsense. The puffy pundit is now claiming that Barack Obama had a smooth ride through the White House his first year in office, because everyone was just dying to keep the Black man happy. “You have the first African-American president. You have everybody falling all over themselves to acknowledge that, to reward that. Obama was going to get everything he wanted in the first year, because if anybody opposed it, they were going to be accused of being a racist or a bigot or who knows what.” Oh? Rush is getting up in age and all, so we’re assuming he forgot about the near-constant opposition Obama faced from the GOP with just about every plan or proposal he put forth. Oh, and there was also that whole thing about trying to force the man to prove that he was ACTUALLY born in the United States of America with his birth certificate…which one Orange Embarrassment rode all the way to the White House with.