Thotty Mr. Clean Shatters The Internet This year’s heart-stopping Super Bowl will be remembered for three things: The Falcons blowing a 25-point lead , the sickly Bushes showing up for the coin toss after curving Trump’s Inauguration and thotty Mr. Clean destroying panties across the universe. Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) reactions to the new panty-melting Mr. Clean.
Tennessee Titans lineman Quinton Spain Robbed By Random Hookup Careful who you bring home this weekend, ballers! With Superbowl LI coming up in two short days, and all the ballers and women who love them descending on Houston as we print this…a cautionary tale comes from Tennessee Titans lineman Quinton Spain. Spain thought he was going to have a typical night of fun with an attractive young thot he met out at an Orlando nightclub while on an out-of-town visit last week. The two apparently hit it off very well at the night spot, and decided to take things back to Spain’s hotel room. According to NYDN , once there, the woman made Spain a drink. Spain tells Orange County deputies he drank up…and has no recollection of what happened next. What he DOES remember is waking up later on and discovering that two of his gold chains, one worth $60,000 and another worth $13,000, and a $40,000 Rolex watch were all missing from his room . As was the woman, naturally. SMH! Well…we doubt ballers will stop bringing randoms back home for a good time. But maybe they’ll at least put their valuables in a safe or something before they do… Instagram
God don’t like ugly… Omarosa Rushed To The Hospital TMZ reports that Donald Trump’s Director of Communications for the Office of the Public Liaison AKA Official Housegirl, Omarosa was rushed to a military hospital from the White House for a leg injury sustained last month. Apparently, Auntie Tomasina was injured last month after shucking and jiving too much so her leg was placed in a walking boot. Omarosa has yet to make an official statement following the hospital visit but we’re sure she’ll be just fine Sources at the White House tell TMZ , Omarosa was taken to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland in a government vehicle. Do you really feel bad for the lady? Your tax dollars at work, folks! We wish Omarosa a speedy recovery so she can return to her duties of fetching Trump coffee, planning ‘African-American History Month’ events and pandering to the lowest common denominator. Make America Walk Again!
Mr. Clean’s New Black Spokesman Mr. Clean is “going on vacation,” so he held a national search for a suitable replacement spokesmodel . The winner was Mike Jackson, and he will appear in a Super Bowl commercial this weekend. According to People , Jackson beat out many other applicants in the clean company’s nationwide search for the bald guy’s stand in. As Mike already has a shaved head and winning smile, he easily snagged the role. A little more about Jackson: he’s a Georgia native who works in sports marketing, and spends his free time working out, traveling around the U.S., and reading. As Mike said in a recent press release: “While it’s impossible to replace the iconic Mr., I’m excited for the opportunity to help people tackle the most seemingly impossible messes while he’s away.” In addition, Jackson also won $20,000 and a lifetime supply of Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, and also appears in the 2017 digital calendar. Ladies, are you feeling the new Mr. Clean?
Beyonce To Perform At 2017 Grammy Awards Looks like Beyonce will be putting those twinsies to work next weekend. With speculation swirling on if Our Lady of Lemonade will be honoring her Coachella booking with a full womb in a few months…according to E!News , Bey is hopping her pregnant self on a stage for a live performance at the 2017 Grammy Awards. It’s a GREAT look for the broadcast, seeing as how a lot of big names have decided to skip out on the ceremony this year…potentially taking millions in viewer numbers with them. But this Bey announcement has likely saved the day. Most folks are going to want to see what the diva does on the stage while heavy with children. This also MIGHT mean Bey has some new material she wants to unload on the hive, too. But that’s just speculation. We’ll leave the dissection of Beyonce’s clue-dropping to you all… Instagram/MTV
Lil Ariana is trying to turn her grown woman on with this new one. We’re just happy she finally took that damn ponytail out of her head. Are you feeling it or nah? YouTube/Vevo