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Teacher Tells Philly Student Wearing A Robney Shirt To ‘Get Out Of The Classroom’!

The poor girl took her teacher seriously… In a ‘what the hell was she thinking’ moment, 16-year-old high school student Samantha Pawlucy showed up to school on ‘dress down Friday’ in jeans and a t-shirt…but Samantha’s pink shirt drew extra attention because she was wearing a Robney/Lyan tee. According to NBC News… “The teacher told me to get out of the classroom, I said no,” Samantha said. “She told me to take off my shirt and said that she has another one if I need one. And then the teacher asked me… ‘Are your parents Republican?’ I said, ‘I don’t know.’ She said that’s like her wearing a KKK shirt.” Samantha was so embarrassed by the public criticism in front of her classmates that she told her parents she didn’t want to return to school. “I didn’t know what to think, I didn’t think it was right at all.” They requested a meeting with the principal and the teacher. The teacher apologized to Samantha and her parents saying that the statement was meant as a joke. “It was funny to her, but I was really embarrassed,” Samantha said. “If it was a joke between two adults, I can take a joke like that but (my daughter) didn’t know how to take it. She doesn’t understand, she actually thinks she did something wrong,” her father, Richard Pawlucy, said. “I can just picture her sitting there, feeling ashamed for just wearing a T-shirt,” said her mother, Christine Pawlucy. “That someone could spin that and throw it back on a 16-year-old child and make her feel so terrible.” A spokesperson for the Philadelphia School District told NBCPhiladelphia.com that the teacher was transferred to another classroom as the district investigates the incident. Now we’ve all had teachers who cracked on us back in the day. Do you think her teacher took it too far or can this girl not take a joke? Images via nbc

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Random Ridiculousness: American Samoa Police Let Inmates Leave Prison To Buy Beer And Food

Correctional Officers Allow Inmates To Make Store Runs Outside Of The Prison Two officers are under investigation after allowing prisoners to make store runs for food and beer in American Samoa. via Yahoo News Two corrections officers at American Samoa’s only jail are suspected of letting inmates leave to go on beer and food runs. Officers Fiti Aina and Rocky Tua were charged this week with aiding the escape of a prisoner, permitting escape and public servant acceding to corruption. A police search at Territorial Correctional Facility in July turned up beer in an inmate’s cell. Police say that while trying to find out how it got there, they learned the officers were sending inmates unsupervised to a nearby store. One inmate allowed out is serving 40 months for assaulting another man with a machete. Court documents say an inmate told investigators he bought beer for another inmate and chips and cookies for Tua. Sounds like American Samoa is the place to be for prisoners. SMH. Image via Shutterstock

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Gut Full Of Human…Hair?? Four-Pound Hair Ball Found In Teenage Girls Stomach!!

The 19-year-old had a habit of eating hair and chalk in class… and she finally complained of a stomach ache after she hadn’t been able to eat or drink isht for a ‘few days’. SMH According to The Huffington Post… The girl went to Maharaja Yeshwantrao Hospital in Indore last month…Upon examination, doctors discovered a hair ball weighting nearly four pounds stuck between her stomach and small intestine, the New York Daily News reported. Turns out the girl had a bad habit of eating her hair and chalk while in class, and the combination ended up stuffing her insides to the gills. Dr. Parvinder Singh Lubana led a team of gastro-surgeons who were able to remove the giant hairball from the patient, NDTV.com reported. Well damn…we hope this dummy learned her lesson and gets help for her hair-eating fixation! Images via youtube

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Are You Feelin’ This Get Up?? Russel Brand And Richard Simmons Caught Out Looking Cray!

Not sure what these two were thinking but we’ll leave you to comment as usual…

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In Triflin’ White Folks News–NJ Woman Fakes Cancer And Gets Free Wedding!!!

What happened to going to the JOP or saving for the wedding of your dreams?? Accused of faking Stage 3 and 4 bladder cancer , Lori Stiller just got her lyin’ azz slapped with a theft by deception charge. The 40-Year-Old announced the sad news in February 2011 and friends and family immediately began delivering food, held fundraisers, and quickly set up funds and planned her wedding…SMH. They raised roughly $10k because she clamed she didn’t have insurance to cover her chemo and care. Apparently, it was all a lie. According to The Huffington Post… An investigation found that Stilley had never been treated for nor diagnosed with cancer, prosecutors said. Her sister says she was the one who turned in Stilley. “I just did it for her to get help and for my niece and nephew, too, to feel safe,” Lori Digiovanni told WCAU-TV in Philadelphia. DiGiovanni told the TV station that she became suspicious when Stilley’s story changed quickly. Soon after telling friends and family that she was making hospice plans and was given a month to live, she posted on Facebook that she felt a miracle coming and was feeling better. DiGiovanni said she believes her sister needs mental health counseling…Stilley’s lawyer, however, said she did not do anything wrong. Not sure what her lawyer’s spittin’…she sounds crazy to us! Images via facebook

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You Can’t Be Serious: Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To A Baby Horse Inside Of Church

WHAT IN THE ENTIRE HELL ?!?! A woman allegedly gave birth to a horse like creature, otherwise known as a baby horse, on Tuesday, at the World Liberation Ministry in Nigeria: The strange creature, which threw the church members into panic, had died by the time journalists visited the church following the strange occurrence. The identity of the woman was yet to be known but some church members said she started screaming during the prayer session and began bleeding from her private part just before the foal-like creature emerged. General Overseer of the church, Evangelist Silva Wealth, said he was still shocked by what came out of the woman’s womb. He said during prayers he had a revelation that there was a woman with an issue and that something was blocking her womb. According to him, as prayers intensified, the woman started screaming and began to bleed and eventually gave birth to the creature. Evangelist Wealth said he could not confirm whether the creature was dead or alive because he did not go near it. “I can’t describe the object. We have seen people vomit several things during our service but not this type of thing. God has been blessing our ministry with prophecies and miracles,” he added. . WTF!?!?!? We have so many questions: Is Mr.Ed putting in work like that? Does the devil know it’s a lie? What that horse peen do though? Where is Jesus and why did he NOT take the wheel? Are horse babies hot in the streets??? Ladies, the next time a man says he’s bigger than a horse, run! Source Nigerian Tribune

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Will You Be Watching??? Mama Jones Gets Her Own VH1 Internet Show “Mama Jones’ World”

Why lord? Why hast thou forsaken us with this fawkery?!?! Mama Jones Gets Own Wed Series “Mama Jones’ World” Via S2SMagazine Mama Jones has her own show now, too, but you can only catch it online! VH1 has announced that it’s given Mama Jones her own spin-off from “Chrissy & Mr. Jones,” but hers isn’t exactly a reality show. The online series, “Mama Jones’ World,” is more of a backyard talk show with some lifestyle tips and love advice thrown into the mix. Whether you want to know how to set up a picnic in your living room or keep things spicy for your man, Mama Jones has some pointers for you. And no matter how things might look between them tonight on “Chrissy & Mr. Jones,” it’s safe to assume that she and her sidekick Freddy are back on good terms. Why? Because she’ll be dragging him along for all the madness that is “Mama Jones’ World.” Like any good chat show, Mama Jones will invite some very special guests over for a sitdown. First up is Lil Scrappy’s mom, Mama Dee. Yes! Mama Jones and Mama Dee will be chopping it up by the pool. Find out how they get along when you watch the trailer for “Mama Jones’ World” Jimmy, come get ya momma! Image via VH1

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Kush Chronic-les: Breezy Fails His Drug Test And Shows Up Positive For That Sticky-Icky In Court

Breezy’s drug test came back positive when he checked in with the Judge today … Homeboy actually got off pretty easy, especially considering that he was in a Virgina court of law. With little more than a slap on the wrist and a “stern” warning, Chris wrapped things up in less than an hour and took his medical mary jane card with him. According to TMZ… Chris Brown tested positive for mary jane recently in Virginia, where smoking green is illegal, but the judge said she would NOT revoke his probation. Chris was just in court for a probation progress report hearing in his felony battery of Rihanna — and according to probation report docs … Brown failed a drug test on June 18 in Virginia, where he was fulfilling his court ordered community service. According to probation report, Chris told his probation officer he had smoked in California — where he has a medical sticky-icky prescription — and then failed the test in Virginia, where herb is illegal … prescription or no prescription. Judge Patricia Schnegg said she never ordered Brown to undergo mandatory drug testing as part of his probation, so she cut him a break … this time … letting him off with a stern reminder to obey all laws. Schnegg also ordered Brown’s entire case moved back to California because that’s where he lives now. Judge Schnegg also ordered Brown to meet with his probation officer within 72 hours to sort out a discrepancy in community service hours — prosecutors say he had 121 hours left to complete as of August 15th, but Chris’ attorney, Mark Geragos insists he has less than that on his tab. We’re just wondering who the hell lights up a couple months before they’ve got court to go to for a probation hearing?? Guess God really heard those thoughts and prayers from his ex-boo-thang Rih Rih. Images via gettyimages

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In White Folks News: Lindsay Blohan Arrested After Hit-And-Run Accident With Pedestrian!

God don’t like ugly… Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Leaving The Scene Of An Accident According to TMZ reports: Lindsay Lohan was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident this morning after allegedly clipping a pedestrian in downtown Manhattan … TMZ has learned. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Lindsay was pulling in to park her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel in downtown NYC when — at a very low speed — she allegedly hit the knee of a 30-something year old guy. That was around 2AM ET. We’re told one of Lindsay’s passengers in the SUV got out and checked the vehicle for damage, and then LiLo and co. went inside the hotel. We’re told someone called police while Lindsay was inside … and when she walked out of the hotel — around 2:30AM ET — officers arrested her. According to our sources … Lindsay was booked for leaving the scene of an accident — a misdemeanor — and then released with a desk appearance ticket … meaning she did not have to pay bail before release. It should be noted that Hotel Whoscow’s favorite guest was NOT slizzed off her azz when she clipped this guy. However, the man was taken to the hospital to get checked out. Blohan better hope the judge doesn’t put her back in those county oranges jumpsuits, orange isn’t really her color. Somewhere, Amanda Bynes is laughing and takin’ a toke of the stickiest of icky. Image via WENN

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Faces Prison Time After Man Dies From Illegal Silicone Shlong Injection

Woman Charged For Administering Fatal Silicone Injection Into Man’s Shlong Sometimes it just pays to be satisfied with the pint-sized peen that you were born with…. A New Jersey woman has pleaded not guilty to second-degree reckless manslaughter on Tuesday, more than a year after the man on whom she allegedly performed a penis enhancement procedure died, The Star-Ledger reports. Kasia Rivera, 35, of East Orange, who has no medical training, allegedly injected silicone into the petite peen of 22-year-old Justin Street at her home on May 5, 2011. The substance reportedly went directly into his blood stream, shutting down his organs. He died the next day. She was charged in December after a local coroner ruled his death a suicide. A grand jury indicted Rivera last month. If convicted, she could face ten years behind bars. Though it has not been confirmed, Rivera looks as though she has undergone surgical procedures on her face that she performed herself or someone else. Essex County Assistant Prosecutor William Neafsey said that, while he doesn’t believe she meant for Street to die, Rivera’s actions were responsible for his death. SMH. We’re speechless. Source Image via Shutterstock

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