Bank Clerk Aspiring To Model Steals $46k To Fund Her Dream A mother working as a bank clerk was recently charged for stealing from her job to fund her pipe dreamin’ plastic surgery ventures on her quest for stardom. A bank clerk dreaming to be a model stole $46,000 from her employers — before blowing it on boob jobs, dental work, liposuction, hair extensions and make-up. Rachael Martin, 24, enjoyed wild spending sprees and splashed out on extravagant nights out. The young mom lavished $4,000 on breast surgery and a further $1,700 on teeth-whitening treatment and other expensive dental work. She pilfered the money from Barclays over eight weeks in amounts of £1,000 or £2,000 a time, squirrelling funds into her own account. On one occasion, Martin managed to swipe $6,000 from the coffers in one go. By the time cops nicked her, she had spent it all. Martin, who faces jail, yesterday admitted theft at Truro Crown Court, Cornwall. SMH. Source Image via Shutterstock
Pay that lady, she’s got “dem babies” to feed! Nick Cannon Says American Idol Would Have To Double J.Lo Salary To Afford Mariah Carey According to TMZ reports : If “American Idol” wants Mariah Carey to be one of their new judges, they are going to have to break the bank … this according to Mr. Carey himself, Nick Cannon. Mariah is one of the big names that has surfaced since Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler announced they were not coming back to “Idol” next season. Cannon told our photog yesterday that it’s going to take a HUGE payday to get Mimi to fill Lopez’s vacant seat. He told us, “I don’t know if they can afford Mariah Carey. That’s a lot of money. If they gave JLo $20 million, they might have to double that!” Money seems to be an ongoing theme when it comes to divas and singing shows. As TMZ previously reported, Britney Spears based her “X Factor” salary on what JLo made on “Idol” (which we hear is less than the $20 mil Cannon seems to think). To be honest, $40 million sounds like WAY too much money, but Mariah is WAY more qualified to judge singers than off-key azz Jennifer Lopez! Image via WENN
Just because you had a baby doesn’t make you a mother…SMFH Kentucky Mother Trades Her Newborn Son For A Pick-Up Truck And Meth Three people in Kentucky face human trafficking charges after a mom allegedly traded her newborn for a pickup truck, then sold the truck for methamphetamine. Husband and wife Jeremy and Jamiee Brown pleaded not guilty this morning in Laurel County. They’re accused of swapping their 1999 Dodge Dakota for the baby boy in January, just after his mom Heather Kaminskey, 30, gave birth, MSNBC reported. Investigators say that Kaminskey, of Corbin, is still on the run and is wanted for drug charges. She was living in Florida before her son was born, but deputies told the Associated Press that child welfare agencies had already taken away two of her other children. “She fled to Kentucky to have the child and avoid that child being taken by social services,” County Lt. Rodney Van Zant told the station. Friends and even some authorities believe the Browns wanted the baby to care for it. “I honestly believe they had the best intentions,” Van Zant said. “But the way they went about it was the wrong way.” Kaminsky allegedly sold the truck for $800 and some meth shortly after the trade, WKRC reported. The Browns could see 20 years in jail if convicted. The baby boy — now six months old and showing no signs of abuse — is in protective custody. Guess crystal meth must be one helluva drug if it can turn white folks this ratchet. Images via WKYT Source
Criminal cakes. Woman Sentenced To 3 Years For Illegally Administering Butt Injections A Georgia woman is headed to the slammer for illegally pumpin up the pancakes of women on the quest for that azz . A Georgia woman with no license to practice medicine has been sentenced for injecting customers’ buttocks with commercial silicone in hotel rooms and using glue and cotton balls to prevent the substance from leaking out. Forty-seven-year-old Kimberly Smedley of Atlanta was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday in federal court in Baltimore. She was also ordered to pay a $25,000 fine and more than $8,000 in restitution. According to her plea agreement, Smedley administered the injections in hotel rooms in several cities, using silicone intended to be used for metal or plastic lubrication, as an additive for paint and coatings, and as furniture or automotive polish. The customers, who wanted their buttocks enlarged, paid between $500 and $1,600 in cash for each session. What we’d like to know is: WHO in their right mind would allow this woman to seal their injection sites with glue and cotton balls???? We really gotta do better , ladies. SMH. Source Image via Shutterstock
Woman Puts Her “Soul” Up For Sale On eBay Wow. This lady took the term “selling your soul” LITERALLY!!!! An Albuquerque woman has something for sale on eBay that most of wouldn’t even consider selling at any price. It’s her soul. You can find just about anything for sale on eBay, from an ashtray for a 1959 DeSoto to a plaster bust of President Chester A. Arthur – but a human soul? We believe it to be a first. Bids start at $2,000 for the soul of Lori N., and so far nobody has made one. But there have been a lot of hits and that’s encouraging to Lori. She was a passenger in a car struck by a drunk driver in 2007. Lori was in a coma for three weeks, and woke up suffering from a stroke, a broken hip, broken pelvis, leg, collarbone, sternum, ribs, a collapsed lung. On top of all that she lost a breast. Lori was a freelance writer who cannot write much any more. She gets by on part-time inventory work and makes jewelry. Lori figured since her body is pretty much shot, why not market her soul? “What I’m gonna deliver is the opportunity for someone to save my soul,” Lori told KOB Eyewitness News 4. “They can save it through prayer, they can save it through conversion. They’re also gonna get a certificate detailing the white and black marks on my soul.” Sort of a spiritual Carfax – the good along with the bad. Lori admitted that her eBay ad is a cry for help. “I guess you could say that. I’m at the point now, I’m tired. I don’t feel good. I’m near the end of my rope. I really am.” Lori said she realizes her ad may offend some people’s religious beliefs, but she said she is really hoping just to make contact – maybe with somebody else’s soul. WTF??? Source
Baby Dies After 18-Year-Old Dad Left Her In The Car In 104 Degree Heat What the hell was he thinking??? A baby girl died and a toddler was in critical condition Saturday after they were left in separate vehicles in the Indianapolis area on a day in which the temperature hit 104 degrees, a record for the date. Greenfield Police Chief John Jester said a 3-month-old girl was found in a car at 3:35 p.m., the Indianpolis Star reported. The girl was pronounced dead at a hospital. Jester said the baby’s father, Joshua Stryzanski, 18, was being held at the Hancock County jail on a charge of neglect of a dependent resulting in death, the Star reported. Greenfield is a city of about 20,000 east of Indianapolis. Really?? In this disgusting heat, the last thing one should be doing is leaving a baby in the car! SMH. Source
Kanye West Appears In Controversial Magazine Video Promo As if giving Jay-Z that creepy skull as a Father’s Day gift wasn’t creepy enough, Kanye West is now back pushing his illuminati agenda with a promo for his friend model Anja Rubik’s new magazine 25. Here are the details, via NYMag : For the launch of Anja Rubik’s new magazine, 25, photographer and director Barnaby Roper teamed up with Kanye West to make a video dedicated to the issue’s theme of eroticism. Rubik knew West from bumping into him at various fashion events over the years, and they became close friends when he started working on his clothing line (she’s since opened both of his runway shows, and he rapped about her in “Way Too Cold”). “He’s like a machine, not only with music but also with fashion and videos,” Rubik told us earlier this week. “He’s a workaholic, and always talking about all these crazy thoughts and images running through his head.” When Rubik was putting together the first issue of 25, she and West discussed how she wanted the magazine to approach sex. “It’s funny. We talked about pornography looks these days, and he agreed with me that there’s no pornography out there that is beautiful aesthetically and integrates fashion to make a beautiful image,” she explained. “We were on the same page about a lot of things.” He agreed to work with Roper in a video that explores some of the sensual imagery from the magazine. “I thought it would be really interesting to make it seem like we were entering Kanye’s head,” Rubik said. “It’s not pornographic, but it’s very sensual.” After taking screenshots of nearly every frame of the video we have to call bullsh!t. Not only is the clip filled with stripped down bodies, we captured at least one frame that contained a sexual act. But we were much more disturbed by the blatant use of illumnati imagery. The video begins with the number 25 and then in an ominous voice, Kanye announces: “Through me the way to the suffering in the city. Through me the everlasting pain. Abandon all hope. You enter here,” the video then begins with rapidly moving through a succession of images, similar to Ye and Jay’s “On To The Next” video and finally at the end Kanye announces. “I am yours eternally.” Eternally though? Just strikes us as remarkably close to “eternal damnation.” Hit the flip to see images from the video that disturbed us…
Ninja Thief steals Purse, Car From IHOP And this idiot was caught on tape. Police say a sneaky thief grabbed an employee’s purse and car at a South Salt Lake IHOP restaurant on Sunday. The incident was caught on the restaurant’s surveillance video system, as the thief ducked and crawled behind the store counter to grab the employee’s purse. Police say the thief walked out of the restaurant on 2100 South 307 West and stole the employee’s silver 4-door 2003 Chevy Impala that was located in the parking lot using the keys found inside the purse. The victim, a 22-year-old female IHOP employee told police that when she was ready to leave work at 7:00 a.m., she discovered that her black leather purse was missing from under her workstation and her car was gone. Police say investigators viewed the restaurant’s surveillance video, and saw the suspect, dressed in motorcycle garb as she entered the restaurant just before 5:00 A.M. and headed to the restroom. As the suspect walks past the workstation, police say she looked back, checking the location of the employee’s purse. Just moments later, police say the suspect walked toward the door as if to leave and looked over her shoulder to check for the employees. Police say the suspect then crouched down on the floor and made a “Spiderman/Ninja” crawl back to the workstation, stole the purse and walked out the door. Police say the suspect walked in the restaurant and stole the purse in less than two minutes. The employees told police that the suspect arrived at the restaurant on a motorcycle or scooter with another person who stayed outside. Police say it also appears that the suspect had planned out the heist and knew the location of the purse. Police described the suspect as a young woman in her early 20s, with brown hair, wearing a black leather jacket, black helmet, and dark denim jeans. SMH. Sounds like an inside job to us! Source
Gasoline-Soaked Man Crashes SUV Into DC Building A mentally ill Maryland man soaked in gasoline crashed an SUV into the Washington Square building in downtown Washington DC early Friday evening just after rush hour. The SUV, which was also drenched in gasoline, was reportedly stolen and also contained a gasoline container in the back seat. Eye witnesses to the crash say the man was removed from the car, strapped to a stretcher for medical examination and then wheeled to a police cruiser nearby. Witnesses say the man was belligerent and shouting as he was transported to the police cruiser and had to be detained by police in addition to the restraints on the stretcher. A Maryland man was charged Saturday with arson and destruction of property a day after police said he crashed a Jeep into the lobby of a downtown Washington office building , touching off fears of a potential terrorist attack. The FBI’s Joint Terrorism Task Force was called to the scene Friday evening, but D.C. police Chief Cathy L. Lanier said Saturday that indications were that the driver’s “motive was not a terrorist motive.” Charles Morrell Ball, 32, of Frederick County was charged with three felonies — arson, destruction of property and unauthorized use of a vehicle — police spokeswoman Tisha Gant said. Lanier said it appeared that the driver had acted alone. Summertime always brings out the crazies. SMH. Check the gallery for exclusive photos from the crash site. Source
Sounds like somebody needs to join Tami Roman in anger management. Man Punches 10-Year-Old In The Face During Movie A Washington State moviegoer who took matters into his own hands after becoming fed up with children who were being too loud in a movie theatre has been charged with second-degree assault. The man, who says he thought the child he hit was an adult, claims to have asked the “people” behind him to quiet down while watching Titanic 3D with his girlfriend and became enraged after his request was met with laughter. “I got so mad that it just happened,” Yong Hyun Kim, 21, told police who arrested him the night of April 11 at the AMC Kent Station 14, in Kent, a south Seattle suburb. The 10-year-old lost a tooth and had a bloody nose in the confrontation. Kim spent a night in the Kent city jail and appeared April 12 in King County District Court and was released, said county prosecutor’s spokesman Dan Donohoe. Kim was charged May 16 with second-degree assault. If convicted, he could be sentenced to three to nine months in jail, Donohoe said Tuesday. Last time we checked, most 10-year old boys didn’t look like adults……even in dark movie theaters. Source
