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Amanda Seyfried Blowing my Mind in Interview Magazine of the Day

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good… It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

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Tryin’ to Look Up Elsa Pataky’s Skirt of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Tryin’ to Look Up Elsa Pataky’s Skirt of the Day

This bitch won some hottest pussy of the year award and based on her face. I feel a little ripped off…because the hottest pussy in my mind looks a lot hotter than this…unless of course they were literally talking about her pussy…in which case I have no opinion since all pussy is pretty amazing, even the meaty ones with dick clits and too much lip….and these pictures of her aren’t helping me figure her labia out like it was some kind of riddle, murder mystery dinner party, sodoku puzzle or whatever else in life confuses me that I can’t think of cuz I am hung over..cuz bitch don’t let us look up her skirt like real fame hungry bitches do…and it’s all cuz she thinks she’s in and thinks she’s a made woman….when reality is that I don’t even know who the fuck she is…

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Lookin’ Up Liz Hurley’s Skirt of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…

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Dog Loves Cat Loves Rat in World-Changing Video (Maybe)

Posted on June 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Credit: Bestpeacesign.com . Dogs don’t like cats and cats don’t like rats, right? Well, there’s always an exception to the rule. And sometimes it’s adorable (and creepy at the same time). Drew Harmon , “a comedian, writer and whatever else” from San Francisco has found something amazing—a dog with a cat on its back with a rat on the back of the cat. Whaddaya think of that?… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Amanda Seyfried Shows Off Leg of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the next Lohan doin’ Lohan’s game better than Lohan. She started out in Mean Girls and instead of showing her pussy on her way to clubs like some shitty quality Jersey person, she was showing her vagina on HBO shows, in movies with sex scenes and that didn’t stop Hollywood from casting her in shitty, generic, Justin Bieber type movies for teenage retard girls who have no idea what’s up…not that you care….I am just telling you cuz I want to see more of her naked…I want to know her vagina inside out so that I can sculpt the shit, paint the shit, sketch the shit and model the shit out of plasticine….I want to know what she smells like…so that I can recreate the smell by stealing dirty panties from the laundromat,I want to know how she maintains her pubic hair..so that I can trim my own pubic hair and glue in in place. I want to know the little things she does when she fucks, so that I can visualize it, and the little things she does when she shits out my semen from deep inside her….or maybe just a few better pictures than this, but legs are good enough for me….for now… Pics via Fame

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Victoria’s Secret Models Do Mother’s Day of the Day

Posted on April 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr were at some Victoria’s Secret in store bullshit for Mother’s Day, because these cunts have sold their souls to Victoria’s Secret and attend all their bullshit because they have no choice, otherwise Victoria’s Secret will have them ruined, or their family killed off, or whatever else they do to pressure these model idiots…but I won’t ever understand why they don’t make them wear lingerie or bikinis when they do these events, it would make this bullshit a way better marketing campaign and would get way more attention, but I guess we’ll just have to settle for Miranda Kerr’s cleavage….cuz that’s all that came out for this garbage… Pics via Fame

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Mary Carey is Less Fat but Stilll Disgusting of the Day

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to torment Mary Carey on the internet because she is fucking disgusting. She has yet to answer me because I don’t think her retarded porn brain can figure twitter out, but I usually write shit about how fat and piggy she is and how disgusting anyone willing to watch her fuck on camera would have to because she’s so fat and piggy, but it looks like she’s decided to answer me with an eating disorder, possibly hard drugs and whatever else responsible for her thinner midsection, while maintaining her retarded big tits cuz those motherfuckers are fake and I think I am going to have to start bugging her about gaining that weight back because her head is all out of balance now and is seriously too big for her like some kind of farm animal….and even a skinnier Mary Carey is a fucking disgusting experience….and here she is showing off…if you can really call it that..because that’s like a motherfucker pulling up to a group of bitches in his 200 dollar ‘84 Corolla with 300,000 miles and no front seat or bumper like he’s ballin’ out…which may work in Haiti but not here….and that’s all I have to say about that….

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Shakira Performing Rockin’ The Mic of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Shakira has lost her appeal in a big way, but that doesn’t mean she has. If you do a Youtube search, you’ll see that people still masturbate to her, at least I assume they do, because the only reason a video would get that many views is because a few motherfuckers spent at least a week goin back to that video for their orgasms. I know that Shakira is cheating in this outfit by sneaking a pair of gold American Apparel shorts on under her dress so that she’s not flashing the world her panty covered twat, and I find the whole thing a serious fucking disappointment

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