Plus: JWoww pees in public (again), Deena invents a new word and more moments from the latest episode. By Jim Cantiello Ronnie on Thursday’s “Jersey Shore” Photo: MTV Snooki pranked the Situation, fell in love with Vinny and renamed his manhood — but check out the embedded video below for my five favorite moments from this week’s “Jersey Shore.” 5. Casper the ‘Roidy Ghost Sammi’s back in Seaside, and within seconds of talking to Ronnie, she unleashed one of the harshest insults you can say to a tanorexic juicehead: “You look pale.” I like the new-and-improved Sammi! 4. Hastatic The meatballs are thrilled with Sam’s return — so much so that it inspired Deena to create a new word: hastatic. “I, like, was so hastatic that I almost cried,” Deena said. “Hastatic is, you know, when you’re, like, super happy and like really ecstatic.” Hastatic? I’m sorry, Deena, that’s just redundant and stupid. Or restupid. Do I get to be on “Jersey Shore” now? 3. Plumber’s Here! The multi-episode “clogged toilet” plot line came to a close this week. Enter the plumbers! Plumber Mike: “How are you? I’m Mike, he’s Rich, we’re the plumbers.” Snooki: “Oh, hello, how are you?” Plumber Mike: “Good, how are you?” OK, how many porn scenes start that way? Snooki: “The plumbers are here, finally. The fat one is kinda cute. Like, I would definitely, like, hang out with that.” No! Snooki, I was kidding! Let the man clean your pipes and get out of there. And that’s not a euphemism! 2. JWoww Pees When JWoww relieved herself behind a car, Deena offered a napkin from her purse and got peed on. That’s the second time this season that JWoww peed in a public place. At least this time, it was outside. Baby steps — literally. Peeing wherever you want is a step a baby might take. 1. Don’t Vomit And now it’s time for my favorite game: Try Not to Puke While Watching “Jersey Shore”! Plumber Mike, unclogging toilet: “How long has it been like this?” Snooki: “For two weeks.” Plumber Mike: “I’m surprised you guys don’t have maggots in here yet.” Between that scene, the image of the crumpled-up clothing that was causing the toilet blockage, Snooki pranking the Situation by spreading cheese under his sheets and Ronnie snuggling up to Sammi at a club, this game is hard. Don’t miss “Jersey Shore” every Thursday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos ‘Jersey Shore’ High Five Highlights
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