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Katy Perry: Still Devastated Over John Mayer Split?

Katy Perry broke up with singer-songwriter John Mayer in February but she’s reportedly still “devastated” over the separation, a new report suggests. She was visibly upset when he moved out, and has even been seeing a hypnotherapist since the break-up to allegedly try and “retrain her brain.” An insider told Grazia : “Katy was devastated … they had talked about marriage and she seemed to think he was a changed man, so she is beyond gutted.” Alas, he supposedly cheated with Lauren McHale . What’s a girl to do now? “Katy is a firm believer in alternative therapies and she wants to wipe him away from her life for good, so she decided to see a hypnotherapist.” “She doesn’t want to find him attractive anymore,” the source added. Wait … so John Mayer is such addictive sexual napalm that you need a shrink to tell you not to bang him anymore? Come on Katy … you’re better than that. At the same time, at least she’s committed to going a different route. Even if that route includes dating Riff Raff once, we can respect it. She broke up with Mayer before, after all, and it didn’t take. Dude has a way of working his way back into girls’ pants. But pals say this break-up is for real. “Katy was really hurt by John and she doesn’t want him worming his way back in,” the insider adds, noting that this can be a real challenge with him. “He hates women moving on from him but this time she’s determined to erase him from her life. Her first step was to get him to move all of his belongings out.” The source reiterates that Katy Perry “really wants a fresh start and she is well on her way to putting her relationship with John firmly in the past.” We hope she does it. And here are 25 reasons why John is an idiot: 25 Best Pics of Katy Perry’s Cleavage Open Slideshow 1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard. View As List 1. Katy Perry GQ Photo (February 2014) Katy Perry covers the new issue of GQ. She looks like this. We hate John Mayer so hard. 2. Katy Perry GQ Cover Katy Perry covers GQ and looks so sexy, it’s literally melting our computer screen. 3. Katy Perry in GQ (February 2014) Katy Perry looks smoking hot in GQ. Is anyone surprised? At all? 4. Katy Perry W Cover Katy Perry looking absolutely stunning on the latest cover of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. 5. Katy Perry W Magazine Photo Katy Perry looking sultry in the new issue of W Magazine. Hottest thing ever. 6. Katy Perry, Whipped Cream Katy Perry and a whipped cream bra star in this GIF that doesn’t conjure up any sexual thoughts whatsoever. 7. Katy Perry Bouncing Katy Perry loves Twerking. Or just bouncing up and down. Gotta love it. 8. Katy Perry Twerking Katy Perry is so freaking HOT and Twerking (sort of) in this amazing GIF. It’s like she is mounting and going to town on an invisible John Mayer. 9. Katy Perry Bikini Photograph Katy Perry in a bikini in Rolling Stone. That is what we’re talking about. 10. Ellen and Katy Perry Ellen ogles Katy Perry’s cleavage at the Grammys. Not that we blame her. 11. Katy Perry at 2013 Grammys We really like Katy Perry’s fashion choice here. Two aspects of it stand out in particular. 12. Katy Perry Riding Katy Perry riding a bike. What a lucky bike. 13. Katy Perry’s Sunglasses Katy Perry’s sunglasses are just the cutest. Hard not to fall for the gal. 14. Katy Sings It Katy Perry is beautiful and very successful. Talented? Eh, she’s got a great body and catchy songs. That’s all there is to it. 15. Katy Perry Rolling Stone Cover Katy Perry on the cover of Rolling Stone. Enough. Said. 16. Katy Perry Topless Picture Another fine picture of Katy Perry topless. What a fine piece of woman she is. 17. Katy Perry Esquire Cover Katy Perry looks tremendous on the cover of Esquire. To the surprise of no one at THG. 18. Hot Hot Katy Katy Perry is hot stuff. Of this there is little doubt. Look at the photo, though, for additional evidence. 19. Katy Perry Topless This is a picture of Katy Perry topless. Esquire brings us the magic this time. Awesome work. 20. Awesome Katy Katy Perry poses for Complex magazine, showing off her best angle if we do say so ourselves. And we do say so. And would again. 21. Katy Perry Esquire Photo Another rather sexy picture of the singer Katy Perry in the new issue of Esquire magazine (April 2009). Girl has us with those eyes. 22. Hot Katy Perry To say the least. Katy Perry looks quite sexy in this picture from Esquire. We’d kiss this girl and like it! 23. In Love With Perry We sure are. With outfits like that, how can you not be? 24. Give Us a Kiss We wish. 25. Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus Katy Perry likes to kiss girls. And it looks like Miley Cyrus is happy to oblige the singer.

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Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones in a Whipped Cream Sex Party of the Day

I didn’t bother watching this video…but I do know that it is some kind of celebration in irrelevant tits that have a fan base because they are tits but that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things because when your talent is having tits, especially ones you bought, you are easily replaced by other girls, younger and fresher with better tits…and this celebration has baked goods to celebrate…apparently…if you consider whipped cream baked goods….I call it….fame whores fame whoring..

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Spring Breakers Break Out of Their Tops [PICS]

Don’t get too excited- the chances of Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson or Selena Gomez losing their shirts for the upcoming Spring Breakers are slim to ” Mila Kunis in your bedroom with a whipped cream bikini”. But the films’ producers are throwing horny guys a bone- they reportedly recruited local strippers to provide “authenticity” (read: boobies) to the movie’s beach party scenes. Combine that with the legion of paparazzi hanging around the set hoping to catch a glimpse of Vanessa’s panties (God bless ’em), and you get the well-documented topless bacchanal you see here. Body shots for everybody! Take a double shot of topless pics with more from the set of Spring Breakers after the jump!

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Tyra Banks Scaring the Kids of the Day

It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate…. I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything… Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model… Now she just sucks…

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Ali Later in Dress Cameltoe of the Day

It takes a special kind of mom pussy that can get cameltoed by a variety of clothing, including but not limited to a dress… I know this isn’t exactly a cameltoe, but I’m a wishful thinker, bottom feeding pervert, and that makes it close enough to one for me. She’s come a long way from being the flat chested girl in a whipped cream bikini… Or maybe she’s just had a kid and the whole thing is confsing me.

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Pie Face Game: "You’ll Never Know When You’ll Be Hit!"

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Quick, someone tell Rupert Murdoch that getting hit in the face with a pie is fun. This 1960s game from Hasbro actually encouraged kids to give themselves whipped cream facials. A spinner determines how many cranks you give the handle, but how many cranks it will take to splat a pie in your face is Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Neatorama Discovery Date : 19/07/2011 23:18 Number of articles : 2

Pie Face Game: "You’ll Never Know When You’ll Be Hit!"

Dr. Murray — Turn Your Head and Coffee

Dr. Conrad Murray has fans … with whipped cream on top. Murray — who’s due in court next month in the Michael Jackson manslaughter case — was corralled by a fan Wednesday at a Houston Starbucks. She gave us the pic but asked us to blur her… Read more

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Which Star Eats Whipped Cream Right From a Can?

This reality star always keeps it classy, whether she’s in South Beach or at the shore. Here she’s getting her whipped cream fix straight from the nozzle. But maybe we should cut…

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Holly Madison’s Boobs Are Finger Licking Good

I don’t know what Holly Madison is promoting or trying to sell or whatever, but I like watching former Playboy Playmates lick whipped cream off of their fingers so here we are. Actually, to be fair, I like watching them lick whipped cream off of pretty much any body part….. Especially if it’s one of my own. We all saw that coming. more pictures of Holly Madison here